Dabble: She looked longingly at my cuttlebone and whispered, "I wanna cracker". Moments from now, I knew, we would make sweet, passionate love. The kind of love that rouses the heavens and storms the depths. A primal coupling.Or at least we would have, if this d-bag bird in my mirror wasn't all up in my face and frontin'. And what's that over there? Hey! Free gravel!
jimw: Crows have been shown to make tools out of bits of wire. They even time their action by the changing of street lights to crack nuts they take from trees in the crosswalks to avoid getting hit.
HoratioGates: jimw: Crows have been shown to make tools out of bits of wire. They even time their action by the changing of street lights to crack nuts they take from trees in the crosswalks to avoid getting hit.I misread that as 'cows'. I knew about the crows. I was worried about the cows though. We don't need large mammals competing with us, fighting for their bovine freedom, holding their large heads high.I'm a little bothered that this article mentions that they filmed the tool maker but failed to post a link to the video. If cockatoos can make tools surely reporters can create links?
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