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(The Daily Caller)   Who Wants A President Who Will Lie To You? Asks -- BILL CLINTON?   (dailycaller.com) divider line 59
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2012-11-06 09:32:57 AM  
Who wants to read a blog that sucks? Asks.....THE DAILY CALLER?
 
2012-11-06 09:40:15 AM  
BSABSVR
 
2012-11-06 09:40:45 AM  
That depends. Did we ever find out the definition of "is".
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 09:40:55 AM  
Clinton got a blowjob.

It's election day so someone had to bring it up.
 
2012-11-06 09:41:01 AM  
Clinton never lied, he was just a pedant.
 
2012-11-06 09:41:52 AM  
I think we're just going to be greening all politics links today
 
2012-11-06 09:41:57 AM  
Lying about personal relationships which have less than nothing to do with politics, versus lying about buttfarking everything.

Yep. BSAB. Totally.
 
2012-11-06 09:42:13 AM  
Thatsthejoke.jpg?
 
2012-11-06 09:42:15 AM  
But it was a lie-lie.
 
2012-11-06 09:42:34 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Clinton never lied, he was just a pedant.


He did have a press conference saying he didn't have "sexual relations" with Lewinsky, FWIW.

//not that I care where the president gets his bj's from.
 
2012-11-06 09:43:03 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Lying about personal relationships which have less than nothing to do with politics, versus lying about buttfarking everything.

Yep. BSAB. Totally.


THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
 
2012-11-06 09:43:43 AM  
Who wants a bunch of serial philanderer Republicans who hypocritically try to drive an elected president out of office over a sex scandal?
 
2012-11-06 09:44:26 AM  
I'll take lying about getting his dick wet over lying about farking everything any day.
 
2012-11-06 09:44:47 AM  

Zapruder: That depends. Did we ever find out the definition of "is".


The "is" question gets a lot of flack. But if I asked "Are you masturbating?" You would most likely answer no (I hope so) but that doesn't mean you didn't spank it this morning and you won't spank it tomorrow morning. So when ask if he was having sex with her the obvious answer is no he wasn't at that time having sex with her. So how is the question are you masturbating(having sex with yourself) and having sex with her functionally different?
 
2012-11-06 09:45:30 AM  
Obama spins the truth for political gain = Lie in Republican Eyes.
Romney Lies, distorts truths, refutes things documented on video, contradicts himself, etc. and it's totally legit in Republican Eyes because he will cut taxes for the rich and allow theocratic legislation.
 
2012-11-06 09:45:59 AM  
What a Democrat's lie might look like: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

American Death toll: 0

What a Republican's lie might look like: "There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction."

American Death toll: 4,409

SAME THING M I RITE
 
2012-11-06 09:46:00 AM  
Bill Clinton lied once about a blowjob.

Mitt Romney lies about everything all the time.

Bit of a difference, Derpy Caller.
 
2012-11-06 09:46:25 AM  

Arkanaut: Lost Thought 00: Clinton never lied, he was just a pedant.

He did have a press conference saying he didn't have "sexual relations" with Lewinsky, FWIW.

//not that I care where the president gets his bj's from.


He was correct, by the definition of "sexual relations" dictated to him by the court. And by the definition used by a large chunk of the younger population of the US, according to surveys taken at the time.

/Yes, he did it, but Lewinsky didn't object to his statement.
//She only objected to his calling her "that woman".
 
2012-11-06 09:46:29 AM  
Subbie - I think we have all lied about the fatties that we have boned, so give Bill some slack.

Now lying to get us into a war that will cost thousands of lives and trillions of dollars - that is a problem.
 
2012-11-06 09:46:43 AM  
Bill Clinton. He's a paragon on honesty, compared to any sitting Republican.. and they're all honest compared to Mitt Romney, who makes every politician in history seem honest.
 
2012-11-06 09:46:46 AM  
I'd gladly welcome a third term of a man who's only fault is he didn't want to tell his wife that he got some strange on the side from a secretary.
And seeing as how he was the last president to balance a budget and come up with a surplus, so should anyone who considers themselves a fiscal conservative.
 
2012-11-06 09:47:09 AM  
Look, I expect any dude cheating on his wife to lie to me about cheating on his wife. That's just standard issue human survival instinct.

Lying about whether you're a moderate or a severely conservative governor and taking every position that those two candidates would have taken, that's a little much for a campaign strategy.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 09:47:37 AM  

Citrate1007: Obama spins the truth for political gain = Lie in Republican Eyes.
Romney Lies, distorts truths, refutes things documented on video, contradicts himself, etc. and it's totally legit in Republican Eyes because he will cut taxes for the rich and allow theocratic legislation.


More importantly he'll let the corporate class do whatever they want.
 
2012-11-06 09:48:06 AM  
It's like raaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin, on election day.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 09:48:22 AM  

Alphax: Bill Clinton. He's a paragon on honesty, compared to any sitting Republican.. and they're all honest compared to Mitt Romney, who makes every politician in history seem honest.


Nixon looks good comparatively.
 
2012-11-06 09:53:38 AM  
Bill Clinton out lawyered the lawyers. He questioned what the definition of "is" is. Who the hell does that?

30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-06 09:56:53 AM  

CPennypacker: What a Democrat's lie might look like: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

American Death toll: 0

What a Republican's lie might look like: "There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction."

American Death toll: 4,409

SAME THING M I RITE


Not to mention about 100,000 Iraqi deaths.
 
2012-11-06 09:57:34 AM  
Bill Clinton never lied to me, because I never asked him any stupid goddamn questions about blow jobs.
 
2012-11-06 09:58:44 AM  
Lying about a blowjob != lying about something of substance to the country. Clinton was a goddamn saint compared to Romney.
 
2012-11-06 09:59:04 AM  

quatchi: Bill Clinton lied once about a blowjob.

Mitt Romney lies about everything all the time.

Bit of a difference, Derpy Caller.


Mitt never needs to worry about lying about blowjobs or liqueur. He will never be my president.
 
2012-11-06 10:01:02 AM  
I'd still rather have a President that tries to get his fark on, rather than tries to fark me over.
 
2012-11-06 10:03:02 AM  

Mr. Titanium: Arkanaut: Lost Thought 00: Clinton never lied, he was just a pedant.

He did have a press conference saying he didn't have "sexual relations" with Lewinsky, FWIW.

//not that I care where the president gets his bj's from.

He was correct, by the definition of "sexual relations" dictated to him by the court. And by the definition used by a large chunk of the younger population of the US, according to surveys taken at the time.

/Yes, he did it, but Lewinsky didn't object to his statement.
//She only objected to his calling her "that woman".



Yep.
 
2012-11-06 10:04:09 AM  

PanicMan: CPennypacker: What a Democrat's lie might look like: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

American Death toll: 0

What a Republican's lie might look like: "There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction."

American Death toll: 4,409

SAME THING M I RITE

Not to mention about 100,000 Iraqi deaths.


But that's only like 120 Americans, right?
 
2012-11-06 10:05:27 AM  
You're right Subby. He should have qualified it with "... About things that matter."
 
2012-11-06 10:07:00 AM  

spectrum17: PanicMan: CPennypacker: What a Democrat's lie might look like: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

American Death toll: 0

What a Republican's lie might look like: "There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction."

American Death toll: 4,409

SAME THING M I RITE

Not to mention about 100,000 Iraqi deaths.

But that's only like 120 Americans, right?


Since republicans spearheaded the propaganda effort that lead us into Iraq all American deaths are inconsequential and should never be mentioned.

Republicans really are kinda scummy
 
2012-11-06 10:09:20 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Clinton never lied, he was just a pedant.


No, he was using the definition of "sexual relations" that Paula Jones' attorneys put forward.

contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks of a person with an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person

She had sexual relations with him, but he didn't have sexual relations with her.

Yea, that's ridiculous...but that was THEIR definition.
 
2012-11-06 10:10:41 AM  
Perjury is Clinton's claim to fame. And attacking women who spoke out about his actions, like rape.

War on women....Clinton is the original.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 10:12:43 AM  

shotglasss: Perjury is Clinton's claim to fame. And attacking women who spoke out about his actions, like rape.

War on women....Clinton is the original.


images.wikia.com

I think the record shows that Clinton loved women.. A LOT.
 
2012-11-06 10:15:05 AM  
Fluorescent Testicle:
Lying about personal relationships which have less than nothing to do with politics, versus lying about buttfarking everything.

Yep. BSAB. Totally.

Typical apologist bullshiat. Let's look at the FACTS:

Bill Clinton COULD have said "My personal life is none of your business, so fark off." I would have supported him in that. But, he chose to VOLUNTARILY appear before a federal grand jury on the subject. As a sitting President, Clinton took an oath to tell the truth, and lied his ass off.

So, under WHAT circumstances could you trust him?

I also note that lying to a federal grand jury is a felony, and he has admitted to it. As an example, Martha Stewart did NOTHING illegal -- until she lied to investigators. If she had told the truth, it would have been "Thank you for your cooperation," and they would have moved on. But she lied, and because of that, did a prison term. Bill Clinton should have done a term as well. And it matters not one whit WHAT it was he lied about.
 
2012-11-06 10:17:31 AM  

PanicMan: CPennypacker: What a Democrat's lie might look like: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

American Death toll: 0

What a Republican's lie might look like: "There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction."

American Death toll: 4,409

SAME THING M I RITE

Not to mention about 100,000 Iraqi deaths.


At least 10 times that, if you include nonviolent deaths.

I saw something a week or so back about rising birth defects in Iraq, too. They won't recover from our nation's crimes for a long, long time.
 
2012-11-06 10:18:28 AM  
That's seals it! I'm am not voting for Clinton this year!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 10:19:39 AM  

GeneralJim: Fluorescent Testicle: Lying about personal relationships which have less than nothing to do with politics, versus lying about buttfarking everything.

Yep. BSAB. Totally.
Typical apologist bullshiat. Let's look at the FACTS:

Bill Clinton COULD have said "My personal life is none of your business, so fark off." I would have supported him in that. But, he chose to VOLUNTARILY appear before a federal grand jury on the subject. As a sitting President, Clinton took an oath to tell the truth, and lied his ass off.

So, under WHAT circumstances could you trust him?

I also note that lying to a federal grand jury is a felony, and he has admitted to it. As an example, Martha Stewart did NOTHING illegal -- until she lied to investigators. If she had told the truth, it would have been "Thank you for your cooperation," and they would have moved on. But she lied, and because of that, did a prison term. Bill Clinton should have done a term as well. And it matters not one whit WHAT it was he lied about.


Is it a "high crime" that is related to performance in office. Hint: NO. If you're still arguing about this you're on the wrong side of history. We thought this was the low point for republican based smear tactics that place "our side winning" before everything else. We were wrong... it was just on the upswing. Makes you wonder what wedge they'll find during a 2nd Obama term.
 
2012-11-06 10:19:44 AM  

d23: Citrate1007: Obama spins the truth for political gain = Lie in Republican Eyes.
Romney Lies, distorts truths, refutes things documented on video, contradicts himself, etc. and it's totally legit in Republican Eyes because he will cut taxes for the rich and allow theocratic legislation.

More importantly he'll let the corporate class do whatever they want.


And then when they get a tummy-ache from eating too much candy, we can sit down with them and have a good talk about how sometimes rules and boundaries are your friends.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 10:28:20 AM  

Lochsteppe: d23: Citrate1007: Obama spins the truth for political gain = Lie in Republican Eyes.
Romney Lies, distorts truths, refutes things documented on video, contradicts himself, etc. and it's totally legit in Republican Eyes because he will cut taxes for the rich and allow theocratic legislation.

More importantly he'll let the corporate class do whatever they want.

And then when they get a tummy-ache from eating too much candy, we can sit down with them and have a good talk about how sometimes rules and boundaries are your friends.


Yeah. That worked so well in 2009.

(Yes, Obamie isn't perfect... but at least he has SOME boundaries in place.)
 
2012-11-06 10:29:59 AM  
 
2012-11-06 10:31:56 AM  

Thrag: That's seals it! I'm am not voting for Clinton this year!


That's good, because I'm quite certain that few republicans will be casting a vote for Bush this year either...
 
2012-11-06 10:39:04 AM  
Bill Clinton didn't lie. When he said, "I did not have sexual relations with THAT woman, Ms. Lewinsky." He was pointing at Hilary and looking at Monica.
 
2012-11-06 10:43:40 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Lying about personal relationships which have less than nothing to do with politics, versus lying about buttfarking everything.

Yep. BSAB. Totally.


Is it really lying if its just following its programming?
 
2012-11-06 10:50:04 AM  
All politicians lie, or distort the truth in some way, shape, or form. it's inevitable.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/world/asia/pakistan-us-drone-strikes/in d ex.html
 
2012-11-06 10:53:25 AM  

XyzzyBob: Thrag: That's seals it! I'm am not voting for Clinton this year!

That's good, because I'm quite certain that few republicans will be casting a vote for Bush this year either...


Is that a non sequitur or are you talking to the libs in your head again? I've said this to right wingers before.... If you insist on talking to your delusions, you have to type out what they said so that we're all in on the conversation.
 
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