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(The New Yorker)   Reince Priebus delivers the GOP's closer: "Our argument couldn't be simpler: when God wants to create a hurricane or make a woman pregnant, big government should get out of the way"   (newyorker.com ) divider line
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2012-11-06 09:36:52 AM  
Oh holy sh*t he actually said that.

Oh my holy Jesus what an awful person.

It's not everyday that the usual Republican callousness rustles my jimmies, but that did it for me.

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 09:39:51 AM  
I read that as Prince Reibus at first. Somehow it made more sense that way.
 
2012-11-06 09:41:34 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: Oh holy sh*t he actually said that.

Oh my holy Jesus what an awful person.

It's not everyday that the usual Republican callousness rustles my jimmies, but that did it for me.

[i291.photobucket.com image 100x100]


Dude its satire. relax.
 
2012-11-06 09:43:28 AM  

quickdraw: Dude its satire. relax.


Now I feel shame. I should have read more closely.
 
2012-11-06 09:56:43 AM  
Admins, you dropped the Onion logo from the link. Oh, wait...
 
2012-11-06 09:57:34 AM  
reince priebus is the most punchable man with the most punchable name... ever.
 
2012-11-06 10:13:00 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: quickdraw: Dude its satire. relax.

Now I feel shame. I should have read more closely.


Were all pretty high strung today. (hugs).
 
2012-11-06 10:19:52 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: quickdraw: Dude its satire. relax.

Now I feel shame. I should have read more closely.


I'd like you to know that I encourage your feeling of shame.
 
2012-11-06 10:38:54 AM  
Meh, not bad snark from Borowitz.

Of course, I have impossibly high standards that come from reading the rantings of snarky Farkers on a regular basis but it's still pretty good stuff.
 
2012-11-06 10:54:08 AM  
The New Yorker does satire too.
 
2012-11-06 11:01:53 AM  
How soon after Romney loses, does Rinsed Penis get fired?
 
2012-11-06 11:09:10 AM  
Who names their child "Reince?" What kind of a name is that? Is that German, or something?
 
2012-11-06 11:17:30 AM  

Cythraul: Who names their child "Reince?" What kind of a name is that? Is that German, or something?


Reince Prebus would be an awesome name for a dancing horse.
 
2012-11-06 11:35:30 AM  
It's really hard to make Michael Steele look good. You're doing a bang up job on that Reince.

/knows this specific story is satire
 
2012-11-06 11:36:45 AM  

Summoner101: It's really hard to make Michael Steele look good. You're doing a bang up job on that Reince.

/knows this specific story is satire


I think Michael Steele is one of the few people in the GOP I have any respect for.
 
2012-11-06 11:37:09 AM  
Fear not!
Bronco Bama rides to the rescue!
 
2012-11-06 11:37:16 AM  
Reince Prebus = Pubic Serener

Reince Prebus = Creepier Snub

Reince Prebus = Pee Urn Scribe
 
2012-11-06 11:37:20 AM  
He could have said "increase military spending, end medicare, outlaw abortions, global warming doesn't exist, and Jesus rode a dinosaur" and it WOULDN'T have been satire.
 
2012-11-06 11:37:22 AM  
Poe's Law in action. If I had not RTFT, i'd have had some keysmash going on.

quickdraw: hillbillypharmacist: quickdraw: Dude its satire. relax.

Now I feel shame. I should have read more closely.

Were all pretty high strung today. (hugs).


Because of this post, I feel just a little less alone. Thanks.
 
2012-11-06 11:37:42 AM  
It's Borowitz guys.
 
2012-11-06 11:41:34 AM  
I can no longer tell if an article is satire or not. Those bastttards have broken my satire meter.
 
2012-11-06 11:42:10 AM  
If only Rancid Priapus and his party were that honest.
 
2012-11-06 11:46:24 AM  

quickdraw: Dude its satire. relax.


I have to admit, I had a Poe's Law moment there--so much so that I had to scan the page for several seconds looking for some confirmation.
 
2012-11-06 11:48:22 AM  
I'm more shocked that Borowitz was funny.
 
2012-11-06 11:49:13 AM  

Cythraul: Who names their child "Reince?" What kind of a name is that? Is that German, or something?



His real name's "Reinhold", so ... a lame German nickname, I guess.


Jackpot777: Reince Prebus = Pubic Serener
Reince Prebus = Creepier Snub
Reince Prebus = Pee Urn Scribe



ReiNCe PRieBuS
 
2012-11-06 11:51:35 AM  

mrshowrules: Summoner101: It's really hard to make Michael Steele look good. You're doing a bang up job on that Reince.

/knows this specific story is satire

I think Michael Steele is one of the few people in the GOP I have any respect for.


He became more respectable and less of a goof after he got fired. Comparing their terms as RNC chairman... Yeesh.
 
2012-11-06 11:53:37 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: Oh holy sh*t he actually said that.

Oh my holy Jesus what an awful person.

It's not everyday that the usual Republican callousness rustles my jimmies, but that did it for me.

[i291.photobucket.com image 100x100]


rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-11-06 11:53:50 AM  
If we take Pat Robertson's meteorological methodology seriously, we would have to conclude that God hates the GOP candidates this time around. The RNC, Sandy...it's all there, writ large across the map. I guess that's what happens when you exalt cultists and false prophets.
 
2012-11-06 11:54:07 AM  

Jackson Herring: The New Yorker does satire too.


The little bit yesterday about Romney dropping $50 bills out of airplanes over Ohio was good...

"Vote for Romney and money will fall from the skies!!"
 
2012-11-06 11:55:08 AM  

FlashHarry: reince priebus is the most punchable man with the most punchable name... ever.


After Obama's election, they found a man blacker than Obama, then a man with a stranger name. I don't know which was harder.
 
2012-11-06 11:56:05 AM  
Ladies and Gentleman, your 2012 GOP! Impossible to know what's satire and what isn't!!
 
2012-11-06 11:56:05 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: quickdraw: Dude its satire. relax.

I have to admit, I had a Poe's Law moment there--so much so that I had to scan the page for several seconds looking for some confirmation.


But couldn't totally believe Preibus saying it? I could.
 
2012-11-06 11:57:20 AM  

phaseolus: Cythraul: Who names their child "Reince?" What kind of a name is that? Is that German, or something?


His real name's "Reinhold", so ... a lame German nickname, I guess.


Jackpot777: Reince Prebus = Pubic Serener
Reince Prebus = Creepier Snub
Reince Prebus = Pee Urn Scribe


ReiNCe PRieBuS


Holy shiat...D:
 
2012-11-06 12:02:20 PM  
Why is Zeus such a dick?
 
2012-11-06 12:02:33 PM  
A person who invokes the Bible as a guide for government and is opposed to feeding the poor, healing the sick, and helping those in need is the real face of evil.

Also known as a christian conservative
 
2012-11-06 12:05:49 PM  

quickdraw: hillbillypharmacist: quickdraw: Dude its satire. relax.

Now I feel shame. I should have read more closely.

Were all pretty high strung today. (hugs).


squirrel!
understandable on the current most impotrant election of our lifetime
 
2012-11-06 12:13:25 PM  

Jackpot777: Reince Prebus = Pubic Serener

Reince Prebus = Creepier Snub

Reince Prebus = Pee Urn Scribe


Reince Priebus = Inscribe Rupee

Reince Priebus = Unprecise Brie
 
2012-11-06 12:14:51 PM  
What's sad is that this article would be entirely believable if it wasn't from a known satirist.
 
2012-11-06 12:17:57 PM  
I am for a smaller God. Much, much smaller.
 
2012-11-06 12:18:58 PM  
He forgot to put in the oppression of minorities and the destruction of our planet.

All conservatives or anyone on the right are racist hate-mongers who promote the rape of women just like all those on the left are commie loving socialists who want to US to become just like the USSR.

Right?
 
2012-11-06 12:26:44 PM  

quickdraw: I read that as Prince Reibus at first. Somehow it made more sense that way.


I am glad I am not the only one that does that.
 
2012-11-06 12:29:13 PM  

SouthParkCon: He forgot to put in the oppression of minorities and the destruction of our planet.

All conservatives or anyone on the right are racist hate-mongers who promote the rape of women just like all those on the left are commie loving socialists who want to US to become just like the USSR.

Right?


You are trying really hard to deflect for the RNC, but it's not working.
 
2012-11-06 12:32:06 PM  

blahpers: Jackpot777: Reince Prebus = Pubic Serener

Reince Prebus = Creepier Snub

Reince Prebus = Pee Urn Scribe

Reince Priebus = Inscribe Rupee

Reince Priebus = Unprecise Brie


Pubic rerinse
 
2012-11-06 12:34:03 PM  
this is a joke, right?
 
2012-11-06 12:40:17 PM  

Pharque-it: I am for a smaller God. Much, much smaller.


Small enough to drown in a sink or to fit up a woman's vagina?
 
2012-11-06 01:01:16 PM  
Way too upfront. Not really good.
 
2012-11-06 01:27:08 PM  

Alphax: SouthParkCon: He forgot to put in the oppression of minorities and the destruction of our planet.

All conservatives or anyone on the right are racist hate-mongers who promote the rape of women just like all those on the left are commie loving socialists who want to US to become just like the USSR.

Right?

You are trying really hard to deflect for the RNC, but it's not working.


Please proceed to tell me how you only vote purely based on the issues and not party affiliation, however it just always happens to be the platform of the DNC.
 
2012-11-06 01:32:45 PM  

SouthParkCon: Alphax: SouthParkCon: He forgot to put in the oppression of minorities and the destruction of our planet.

All conservatives or anyone on the right are racist hate-mongers who promote the rape of women just like all those on the left are commie loving socialists who want to US to become just like the USSR.

Right?

You are trying really hard to deflect for the RNC, but it's not working.

Please proceed to tell me how you only vote purely based on the issues and not party affiliation, however it just always happens to be the platform of the DNC.


I look at all of the issues, and while the DNC is rather conservative, they are better than Republicans on all issues. Every one.

'Racist hate-mongers who promote the rape of women' - yeah, Republicans ARE like that.

'Commie loving socialists who want the US to become just like the USSR' - Describes no one at all.
 
2012-11-06 02:07:29 PM  

God's Hubris: jok


The Borowitz Report is satire.
 
2012-11-06 02:10:56 PM  

mrshowrules: How soon after Romney loses, does Rinsed Penis get fired?


I wish Mitch McConnell would have phrased it this way: "Our number-one priority is to make Barack Obama a one-term president. If we do not succeed in that, I will immolate myself in front of a CSPAN cameraman."
 
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