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(Canoe)   Sherwood Forest Inn strip bar burnt to the ground, merry men wanted for questioning   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Sherwood Forest Inn, structure fire, third floor, firefighters injured  
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3458 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Nov 2012 at 11:09 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-06 11:36:49 AM  
2 votes:
The Sheriff of Nottingham is up to his old tricks again, I see.

It's the old burn down the Ye Olde Sherwood Forest Strippe Club and Inne and blame Robin and his Merry Men gambit. Tried and true. He does something like this every damn episode of all the TV shows and twice in every movie.

Well, Made Marion is out of work again.

And its back to the street for *riar *uck and his Royal New Forest Novices.

Will Scarlet can always busk with his mandolin in front of the liquor store on welfare cheque day. Will always lands on his feet, like a Canadian Lynx.

The hardest hit is always Little John. He worked as the bouncer at the Olde Stirwood, as it is fondly known to locals and habitués.
2012-11-06 11:20:25 AM  
2 votes:
Was it started by a firecrotch?
2012-11-07 06:52:42 AM  
1 vote:

Dragonflew: I know this place well, I grew up in that shiathole of a town. Good riddance.

Sorry. As much as there's nothing to do in Belleville, it's always seemed nice because we say, "Well, at least it isn't Trenton," as we hold our noses while driving through.
2012-11-06 12:05:04 PM  
1 vote:

farm machine: The polls poles are now closed.

2012-11-06 11:40:30 AM  
1 vote:

The polls are now closed.

/How appropriate for Election Day
/No more Erection Day
2012-11-06 11:39:44 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-06 11:21:24 AM  
1 vote:

thompsonius: Cythraul: Somebody is going to get their heart cut out with a spoon.

Why a spoon?

Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more!
2012-11-06 11:14:36 AM  
1 vote:
Someone got upset because some other guy made Marian.
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