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(Canoe)   Sherwood Forest Inn strip bar burnt to the ground, merry men wanted for questioning   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 43
    More: Sad, Sherwood Forest Inn, structure fire, third floor, firefighters injured  
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2012-11-06 08:51:07 AM
Somebody is going to get their heart cut out with a spoon.
 
2012-11-06 11:10:36 AM

Cythraul: Somebody is going to get their heart cut out with a spoon.


Why a spoon?
 
2012-11-06 11:13:00 AM
Obviously, the sheriff just had a banquet there, in his honor.
 
2012-11-06 11:14:18 AM
These guys?

www.ladyofthecake.com
 
2012-11-06 11:14:36 AM
Someone got upset because some other guy made Marian.
 
2012-11-06 11:14:42 AM
John Little? looks more like Little John from here.
 
2012-11-06 11:16:03 AM
dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-06 11:17:15 AM
FTA: "Two firefighters had to be rescued after they went into search for a woman believed to have been trapped in a burning strip bar..."

I can only imagine the high five that took place shortly before they entered the burning building.
 
2012-11-06 11:17:16 AM
Oodelally what a day.
 
2012-11-06 11:20:25 AM
Was it started by a firecrotch?
 
2012-11-06 11:20:59 AM

special20: FTA: "Two firefighters had to be rescued after they went into search for a woman believed to have been trapped in a burning strip bar..."

I can only imagine the high five that took place shortly before they entered the burning building.


"official" account is rescued...

/why, was she fat?
//rimshot
 
2012-11-06 11:21:24 AM

thompsonius: Cythraul: Somebody is going to get their heart cut out with a spoon.

Why a spoon?


Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more!
 
2012-11-06 11:25:53 AM
Was there sightings of men in tights fleeing the seen?
 
2012-11-06 11:28:49 AM
*married men
 
2012-11-06 11:30:57 AM

No Time To Explain: Was there sightings of men in tights fleeing the seen?


Not just tights. TIGHT tights.
 
2012-11-06 11:35:59 AM

WordsnCollision: [dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com image 560x304]


Fatalists?

www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-11-06 11:36:49 AM
The Sheriff of Nottingham is up to his old tricks again, I see.

It's the old burn down the Ye Olde Sherwood Forest Strippe Club and Inne and blame Robin and his Merry Men gambit. Tried and true. He does something like this every damn episode of all the TV shows and twice in every movie.

Well, Made Marion is out of work again.

And its back to the street for *riar *uck and his Royal New Forest Novices.

Will Scarlet can always busk with his mandolin in front of the liquor store on welfare cheque day. Will always lands on his feet, like a Canadian Lynx.

The hardest hit is always Little John. He worked as the bouncer at the Olde Stirwood, as it is fondly known to locals and habitués.
 
2012-11-06 11:39:44 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-06 11:40:30 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

The polls are now closed.

/How appropriate for Election Day
/No more Erection Day
 
2012-11-06 11:53:09 AM

texdent: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 209x302]


Came for this - thanks!
 
2012-11-06 11:53:10 AM
What does burning silicone smell like?
 
2012-11-06 11:54:10 AM
Heh, this is about 10 minutes from where I work.

/Never been
//Really
 
2012-11-06 11:58:04 AM
Let me guess: A mysterious cloaked figure showed up for the amateur night competition, and blew them away. The Sheriff got involved, and the next thing you know, the place is burning to the ground while the anonymous amateur runs off with the winnings to give to Charity, the pregnant stripper who can't dance anymore.
 
2012-11-06 11:58:08 AM
I think subby should just admit that they're part of the Sheriff's men. The Merry Men would never burn down a strip club in the forest. They like the entertainment! 

Darn that dastardly Prince John and Sheriff!
 
2012-11-06 12:05:04 PM

farm machine: The polls poles are now closed.

 
2012-11-06 12:40:32 PM
Where is the Maid Muh-rye-on?

// American Robin Hood (probably just some guy named Bin)
// apologies to Eddie Izzard
 
2012-11-06 12:41:25 PM
It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American dream.
 
2012-11-06 12:51:47 PM

stuffy: It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American Canadian dream.


FTFY.
 
2012-11-06 12:53:11 PM

stuffy: It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American dream.


Not in Trenton it's not. The place probably went up from flammable levels of BO and stank.
 
2012-11-06 12:59:52 PM

texdent: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 209x302]


Came for that.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?
 
2012-11-06 01:18:43 PM

Flakeloaf: stuffy: It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American dream.

Not in Trenton it's not. The place probably went up from flammable levels of BO and stank.


What part of being the North American dream are you not picking up on?
 
2012-11-06 01:29:32 PM
Well, every town, has its ups and downs, sometimes ups outnumber the downs.
 
2012-11-06 01:30:45 PM

somedude210: WordsnCollision: [dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com image 560x304]

Fatalists

Feygelehs?

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


FTFY
 
2012-11-06 02:12:41 PM
Gott damn non-mobile-friendly sites. "We're sorry, the mobile version of that story isn't available yet. Please enjoy one of these other stories instead."

At least it didn't blindly redirect me to the home page like most do, so there's that.

Can anyone sum up for a poor Farker stuck on his Droid?

// And why hasn't this turned into a stripper thread yet?
 
2012-11-06 02:16:47 PM
hee hee sure wood
 
2012-11-06 02:17:03 PM
I used to live there. Well, not in the stripclub, but in the city. There are some pretty crazy pictures my friends were posting on FB. The entire downtown had to be shut down, which should tell you how small Trenton is...
 
2012-11-06 02:18:39 PM

Flakeloaf: stuffy: It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American dream.

Not in Trenton it's not. The place probably went up from flammable levels of BO and stank skank.


/fixed
 
2012-11-06 02:44:23 PM
Well...damn!
 
2012-11-06 05:03:47 PM
I know this place well, I grew up in that shiathole of a town. Good riddance.
 
2012-11-06 05:53:00 PM
Neither rolls nor tolls were had that day.
 
2012-11-06 07:35:05 PM
This is fairly local to me. It's a sad day. There are only so many strip clubs left. Probably less than half a dozen in a 5 hour stretch of the 401.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:43 PM
Also wanted for questioning:

i32.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-07 06:52:42 AM

Dragonflew: I know this place well, I grew up in that shiathole of a town. Good riddance.


Sorry. As much as there's nothing to do in Belleville, it's always seemed nice because we say, "Well, at least it isn't Trenton," as we hold our noses while driving through.
 
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