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2012-11-06 03:03:11 PM  

codergirl42: Doctor_TeethMD: [i47.tinypic.com image 240x238]

Where is the site people are creating these at?


http://apps.washingtonpost.com/politics/i-voted/home/
 
2012-11-06 03:03:31 PM  

NeoCortex42: Car_Ramrod: Giuliani just said on CNN that Benghazi is the most important issue in this election.

Which begs the question: WHY THE FARK IS GIULIANI STILL ALLOWED ON TV?

He was on Fox News earlier talking about how Obama's response to Sandy was a complete and total mess and proves that Obama can't handle the job.


A Noun, A Verb and Sandy.
 
2012-11-06 03:03:59 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: Blue_Blazer: I made a bet with both my boss and my dad.
If Romney wins, I have to detail my boss's car and I cannot ever bring up W to my dad.
When Obama wins, my boss will detail my car, and my dad cannot ever mention Benghazi to me.

Nice bet. Will they follow through? will you?


I think they will yeah. I certainly will.
Of course in the bet with dad, it's not like the loser won't have plenty of other stuff to biatch about, but we both picked the thing that has been annoying us the most lately.
 
2012-11-06 03:04:18 PM  

Gwendolyn: I hope Maryland passes Marriage Equality. I worked hard on this one.


Agreed.
 
2012-11-06 03:04:20 PM  
www.topatoco.com

"Finally, a Republican that doesn't hide his agenda."

Go buy one!

/Not affiliated with Goats, just love the comic.
 
2012-11-06 03:04:20 PM  

inner ted: Fark Griswald: inner ted: Fark Griswald: FinFangFark: Tor_Eckman: In case anyone cares, Halo 4 is quite good so far.

I hate you...I have it sitting at my gaming desk at home...ready to go.

I haven't played Halo since Halo 2

I've never played Mass Effect.

Do you recommend Halo 4 or Mass Effect Trilogy?

Discuss

i just played Mass Effect for the first time- it's freaking great - though the main plot line is kinda short - i completed it & didn't realize the game just ended (was hoping to be able to still bump around and do misc. tasks - but no... unless i'm missing something)

will probably play through again & from what i understand, you get to progress the same character into Mass Effect 2 & 3 - which is super cool.

halo is halo - awesome, but getting pwned by 10 year olds with squeaky voices and a list of curse words longer than you can imagine can get old.

/on topic - haven't voted yet
//booga booga booga

Yes I used to LOVE Halo but I had to give it up when I got a PS3 instead of a 360 some 5 or 6 years ago. Well I recently got a 360 anyway and played the Mass Effect 3 demo and loved it. I still love Halo but being able to play through the whole Mass Effect story right away just seems super sexy.

/I voted early a week ago to beat the rush.
/If R-Money actually manages to win it'll be a sad day in 'merica

sorry bout your time with the ps3 - glad you saw the light (just kidding - kinda)

i heard that Mass Effect 2 is supposed to be better than the first (which was freaking awesome to me - but i also loved SWKOTOR)

but that Mass 3 was a bit of a let down - not sure bout that though

as for Halo - i suppose it would be kind of epic to play all of them - from Combat Evolved (easily the best story IMHO) all the way through Reach (meh) & now Halo 4

i played them all (except 4.. yet) and they are pretty sweet - the campaign was pretty weak in Reach but the multiplayer was fun enough

blah blah blah --- o ya

voting


Mass Effect 3's ending is what made people upset. The last 15 minutes specifically. With the new "Extended Cut" download, ALOT of the logistical things are covered.

If you liked 1, Buy 2 for sure and wait for 3 to be in the $30-$35 used range. 2used at your local mom and pop game store should only be about $20.
 
2012-11-06 03:04:54 PM  
I think it says a lot that today Mitt Romney is still campaigning in PA and Obama is playing basketball.
 
2012-11-06 03:04:58 PM  

InmanRoshi: Shadoe Stevens wins. You guys are gonna be soooo aroused.


OW! Fred Rated Flashback...
 
2012-11-06 03:05:02 PM  
I wanna see a picture at the Obama victory speech and a ghost jedi like glowing Teddy Kennedy giving him the thumbs up.
 
2012-11-06 03:05:11 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: [i.imgur.com image 736x412]

Since I'm not going to get much use out of these after tonight...


I wish I could change my vote. I would vote for Romney if this picture were true!
 
2012-11-06 03:05:12 PM  

imontheinternet: Doing the right thing is pulling your head out of the sand, looking at the differences between the candidates, which are real and easy to find, and then making a decision based on which candidate shares your views. Waiving off the candidates by saying, "they're all the same and corrupt anyway" is a cop-out. Full stop.


You want to know the "cop-out"? It is everyone who equates "both sides are undesirable" or "I don't match up well with either party" with "both sides are the exactly the same". Far too many use that to waive off valid concerns about "your" candidate. LOL objectively false! It's bullshiat. We're not saying they're "the same" except in how we find them both undesirable.
 
2012-11-06 03:05:14 PM  
Hmm, now I want chili.
 
2012-11-06 03:05:26 PM  
I can't figure why ANYONE with a daughter would vote for Romney.
 
2012-11-06 03:05:46 PM  

d23: It seems the vast majority of the WaPo buttons are for Obama.

Can the Romney voters just not figure out the interweb thingee?


I know they have Jemnnifer Rubin and all, but most cons think of WaPo as a liberal rag, and would probably never visit their site on purpose.
 
2012-11-06 03:06:09 PM  
Last chance for statisticals! Get your statisticals before it's too late!
 
2012-11-06 03:06:44 PM  

Hugh2d2: I can't figure why ANYONE with a daughter would vote for Romney.


Because Jesus?
 
2012-11-06 03:06:51 PM  
www.news8000.com
 
2012-11-06 03:06:55 PM  

codergirl42: Doctor_TeethMD: [i47.tinypic.com image 240x238]

Where is the site people are creating these at?


Here ya go
 
2012-11-06 03:07:10 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
corruptcamel.com
 
2012-11-06 03:07:11 PM  
media10.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-06 03:07:18 PM  
WP roundup of voting irregularities so far: Link
 
2012-11-06 03:07:19 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2012-11-06 03:07:20 PM  

LeroyBourne: I wanna see a picture at the Obama victory speech and a ghost jedi like glowing Teddy Kennedy giving him the thumbs up.


Ohhhhhhh man, that video was so farking good. So I linked it. lol
 
2012-11-06 03:07:24 PM  
Just noticed something....

img9.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-06 03:07:26 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Frankly, I'd be shocked if this is wrong. Oh, I'm not saying it's impossible for Romney to win. It's possible. It's just highly improbable.

Currently the Intrade Odds are: Obama-72.0 Romney-29.6
Frankly, that shows a lot of confidence.

In my mind, the big question is does Obama carry Virginia and therefore the result is called early, or does Virginia remain a toss-up until the last minute. Perhaps it even turns out solid Romney. Either of the last two scenario will make it a long night waiting for results, and I thoroughly expect a long night coming.

This isn't like 2008 where Obama has it wrapped up in a pretty ribbon, he's fighting for the vote this year.


The chance of a quick, decisive call that would signal the end of the race, like Virginia for Obama, are virtually zero. Even if all the data is there three seconds after the polls close, the networks aren't going to throw away an entire night's worth of high ratings on a quick call.
 
2012-11-06 03:07:52 PM  
apps.washingtonpost.com
 
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2012-11-06 03:08:06 PM  
media10.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-06 03:08:13 PM  

ShawnDoc: Egalitarian: LOL ok which of you Farkers put the Chappelle reference in there?

Which is the Chappelle reference?


Look up Clayton Bigsby on YouTube. Although I guess it could also be a reference to South Park.
 
2012-11-06 03:08:21 PM  

Kuroshin: Last chance for statisticals! Get your statisticals before it's too late!


I'll take 3, please.
 
2012-11-06 03:08:30 PM  

inner ted: Fark Griswald: inner ted: Fark Griswald: FinFangFark: Tor_Eckman: stuff



Well thanks for the slight thread jack! I'll probably end up getting both eventually. I really want to play ME but I have way too many good memories with Halo to not play it.
 
2012-11-06 03:08:44 PM  
9/11 was a conspiracy Yes? No?
 
2012-11-06 03:08:57 PM  

Im_Gumby: Just noticed something....

[img9.imageshack.us image 384x202]


media10.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-06 03:09:07 PM  

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: Free skink's daughter!


i449.photobucket.com

You Farkers make me very happy!
 
2012-11-06 03:09:18 PM  

DeathCipris: [www.topatoco.com image 650x271]

"Finally, a Republican that doesn't hide his agenda."

Go buy one!

/Not affiliated with Goats, just love the comic.


I thought the race was Sauron/Saruman.
 
2012-11-06 03:09:21 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: So. At the gym, they had on FOX, and they were predicting a 315 EV "landslide" for Romney. Will they still call it a landslide if Obama wins by 315 or more?

/tune in later and find out!


No, duh, it's FOX.
 
2012-11-06 03:09:37 PM  

paygun: I'm just looking forward to finding out if the theme on the politics tab is going to be I'm Moving To Canada or You're All Racists.


I'm pretty sure it's going to be "you're a bunch of idiots" and "Nate Silver was right!"

Oh, and lots and lots of "SUCK IT."
 
2012-11-06 03:10:22 PM  

Hugh2d2: I can't figure why ANYONE with a daughter would vote for Romney.


What about the fathers who take their daughters to father/daughter purity dances?
 
2012-11-06 03:10:24 PM  

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

 
2012-11-06 03:10:35 PM  
i.imgur.com

...toing?
 
2012-11-06 03:10:35 PM  

Kuroshin: Last chance for statisticals! Get your statisticals before it's too late!


Three statisticals:

1. Is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
2. Is the loneliest number, it's the loneliest number next to number one.
3. Dog Night's singer had so much sex, his dong exploded.
 
2012-11-06 03:10:36 PM  

Lost Thought 00: lecavalier: A combined $797 to win $470 on Obama. That's all I give a fark about; I am going to profit off of these cocksuckers one way or the other.

Gambling has done wonders for the NFL's popularity. The best way to increase turnout for elections would be to make it easier to gamble on them


I was gonna put in a bet on Intrade yesterday, but you've gotta upload DL and bill photos and whatnot. Pretty sure the process would have taken a couple of days.
 
2012-11-06 03:10:37 PM  

Kuroshin: Last chance for statisticals! Get your statisticals before it's too late!


1. Reese's Pieces
2. Greys reveal the truth in 2014.
3. Reptilian silent majority

You guys are going to be so pissed.
 
2012-11-06 03:10:41 PM  

Nadie_AZ: inner ted: halo is halo - awesome, but getting pwned by 10 year olds with squeaky voices and a list of curse words longer than you can imagine can get old.

I've only played online with others twice. I liked the storyline in CE. I've yet to see it repeated since. But I may check out Halo 4. We'll see. I'm not hearing good things about AC3.


the story in CE was one of the most memorable gaming experiences i've had. the others were forgettable - but by then, they were more focused on the multiplayer / online aspect i think.

/played online quite a bit with halo 3 & reach
//got destroyed quite a bit with halo 3 & reach
///mostly still had fun - with moments of nerd rage mixed in
////halo slashies!!!!!
////also - voting is occurring today from what i've come to understand
 
2012-11-06 03:10:55 PM  
I created a funny site that generates fake/meaningless data about current ward projections for those of you with friends/family asking "So, what are ya hearin?"

http://www.tinyurl.com/WhatAreYaHearin

Farks have already submitted some funny ones. Keep up the great work!
 
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2012-11-06 03:11:16 PM  

skink: You Farkers make me very happy!


Yeah, well, your hot daughter makes us ver....
Sorry, I just can't.
Sorry.
 
2012-11-06 03:11:26 PM  
"I am pro choice. [Mitt Romney] is multiple choice."

"Now he's for family leave. Now he looks like he's for minimum wage. Now he's for education reform. If we give him two more weeks, he may even vote for me!"

1994 Teddy owning Mittens from beyond the grave.
 
2012-11-06 03:11:53 PM  
media10.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-06 03:11:54 PM  

Im_Gumby: Just noticed something....

img9.imageshack.us


That's offensive. The proper nomenclature is "Democrats" dude.
 
2012-11-06 03:11:56 PM  

skink: The Dreaded Rear Admiral: Free skink's daughter!

[i449.photobucket.com image 720x960]

You Farkers make me very happy!


And I'm sure your daughter's pic made a few Farkers very happy for 3-4 minutes.

/ewwwwww
 
2012-11-06 03:11:59 PM  
Signs you've lost the culture war.

a) Black President wins re-election, thanks largely to votes of minorities and women.

b) Senate stays Democratic largely because of pushback against candidates voicing paleolithic anti-choice opinions (in red states).

c) Colorado and Washington legalize marijuana.

d) Maine, Maryland and Washington vote for favor of marriage equality propositions.


Dey dun tooked ur country.

Clearly the Republicans need to run a MORE CONSERVATIVE candidate in 2016.
 
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