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2012-11-06 02:04:08 PM  

avalanche: [i.imgur.com image 474x637]


roomny pls
 
2012-11-06 02:04:31 PM  
The buttons are rocking, keep'em coming!

/well, except the racist Romney one
 
2012-11-06 02:04:42 PM  

skykid: robsul82: Luke Russert says Obama has a 66K (10 point) lead in early voting in Iowa?

I don't take anything Luke says seriously after he pimped the fark out of the "horserace" media meme following the first debate and did his best on Twitter to downplay Ryan getting his ass kicked by Biden.

Go back to the VP Debate Threads, I posted some idiotic tweets of his during the debate.


Tim and Big Russ must be so pissed wherever they are right now.
 
2012-11-06 02:04:48 PM  

skykid: robsul82: Luke Russert says Obama has a 66K (10 point) lead in early voting in Iowa?

I don't take anything Luke says seriously after he pimped the fark out of the "horserace" media meme following the first debate and did his best on Twitter to downplay Ryan getting his ass kicked by Biden.

Go back to the VP Debate Threads, I posted some idiotic tweets of his during the debate.


Oh, I don't really like his work either, I just hope for partisan reasons that that report was accurate, lol.
 
2012-11-06 02:05:02 PM  
How come I'm still getting calls from the Republicans today, does the no campaigning thing not apply to phone calls?
 
2012-11-06 02:05:02 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: d23: can someone please post a link to that button site?

Link


Oh the Romney buttons...
"scary black man"
"I too am rich"
haha.
 
2012-11-06 02:05:03 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: ModernPrimitive01: I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow. Until all the Republicans get off work. -Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow? Does he know how old this joke is?


What do you expect from a guy who so mediocre he can't beat out a mediocre Mexician for a job?
 
2012-11-06 02:05:07 PM  

Kuroshin: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: [i46.tinypic.com image 720x960] 
Quick and dirty

Got the original on that?


snarkerati.com
 
2012-11-06 02:05:14 PM  

fringedmyotis: My Rmoney contribution this morning, still at the top. Because Torg.


That site is great.
 
2012-11-06 02:05:16 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: d23: This is the only one that makes sense so far:

[i48.tinypic.com image 240x238]

Both Sides Are The Same has never made sense.


Being edgy is much cooler than being informed.

"Thier both like corporate and Wall Street and the electorate college is a scam anyway."
 
2012-11-06 02:05:32 PM  

Aracnix: Remember folks:

There are not 2 choices for president. There are 6 candidates. Vote for which best represents you and your beliefs, not who you are told will or should win.

(As a former Obama voter, may I direct my fellow disillusioned Democrats toward Ross Anderson of the Justice party...)


Not in OK. Only Obama and Rmoney are on the ballot.
 
2012-11-06 02:05:40 PM  
media10.washingtonpost.com

then people like me better watch their step
 
2012-11-06 02:05:54 PM  
 
2012-11-06 02:06:18 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: [i46.tinypic.com image 720x960] 
Quick and dirty


Do you have the original of that?
 
2012-11-06 02:06:20 PM  
superheroesfordemocracy.files.wordpress.com

Hands up if you remember watching Tim scribble on the whiteboard live!
 
2012-11-06 02:06:25 PM  

Soymilk: The My Little Pony Killer: d23: can someone please post a link to that button site?

Link

Oh the Romney buttons...
"scary black man"
"I too am rich"
haha.


"Evil should win occasionally" was my favorite.
 
2012-11-06 02:06:36 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Kuroshin: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: [i46.tinypic.com image 720x960] 
Quick and dirty

Got the original on that?

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]


you magnificent bastard you
 
2012-11-06 02:07:05 PM  
i935.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 02:07:12 PM  

KarmicDisaster: How come I'm still getting calls from the Republicans today, does the no campaigning thing not apply to phone calls?


No. So called "ground games" are very, very active today. In fact, this is probably their busiest day of the year doing things like making sure all known supporters vote, convincing any last minute undecideds, and busing elderly/homeless people to the polls.
 
2012-11-06 02:07:26 PM  

Pick: You can bet that after Obama looses,...


That's when I stopped reading your post and did the LOLing Facepalm.
 
2012-11-06 02:07:32 PM  

redqueenmeg: PanicMan: redqueenmeg: PanicMan: Gay casinos for Maryland!

Can you win gay people there?

Those are the two main ballot questions. Gay marriage and another casino.

Got that. I was trying to make a joke. I failed.

However, I am determined to succeed at something today. I am going to go find a cat to hug.


Oh sorry, I wasn't sure, today it is hard to tell. Here was my original joke response:

"I always do!"

Implying that I'm gay and go to casinos. Neither of which is true. But I supported both. But that's not really very funny response, so I went for the serious response.
 
2012-11-06 02:07:52 PM  
I'm just looking forward to finding out if the theme on the politics tab is going to be I'm Moving To Canada or You're All Racists.
 
2012-11-06 02:08:02 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: Aracnix: Remember folks:

There are not 2 choices for president. There are 6 candidates. Vote for which best represents you and your beliefs, not who you are told will or should win.

(As a former Obama voter, may I direct my fellow disillusioned Democrats toward Ross Anderson of the Justice party...)

hmm, not in NC there isn't. We had two choices.


I'm in North Carolina, and I had more than two choices on my ballot for President. I don't remember seeing Ross Anderson's name, but I did see Gary Johnson and Jill Stein as options.
 
2012-11-06 02:08:06 PM  

imontheinternet: cameroncrazy1984: d23: This is the only one that makes sense so far:

[i48.tinypic.com image 240x238]

Both Sides Are The Same has never made sense.

Being edgy is much cooler than being informed.

"Thier both like corporate and Wall Street and the electorate college is a scam anyway."


I don't think it is "edgy" to recognize that the two party system is more about big money than it is the natural result of candidate awesomeness
 
2012-11-06 02:08:13 PM  
Regarding the headline, no, yes, and no.
 
2012-11-06 02:08:20 PM  
SNAPSHOT as of November 6, 12:00PM EST: Obama: 312 Romney: 226
Meta-margin: Obama +2.46%

Probability of Obama re-election: Random Drift 99.2%, Bayesian Prediction 100.0%

Princeton Election Consortium is pretty clear about what they think is going to happen today.
 
2012-11-06 02:08:26 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-06 02:08:34 PM  

incendi: fringedmyotis: ontribution this morning, still at the top. B

At the top for me is "Romney has sex with chickens"


Lol, that was me.
 
2012-11-06 02:08:45 PM  

paygun: I'm just looking forward to finding out if the theme on the politics tab is going to be I'm Moving To Canada or You're All Racists.


i think it's 'intoxication'.
 
2012-11-06 02:09:02 PM  
RNC communications guy is saying the local court's ordered that the Obama mural be covered up.
 
2012-11-06 02:09:04 PM  

ManateeGag: why is Fox so butthurt over the Obama mural?


Honestly I get where they are coming from. You can bet we'd be hearing it from the Left if there were a huge Romney mural in a polling place.
Although over on DailyKos they said they'll feel sorry for GOP voters in that polling place when Black people in the South no longer have to walk past statues of rebel soldiers on their way to vote, so y'know, grain of salt from evaporated neocon tears and all that.
 
2012-11-06 02:09:08 PM  

robsul82: [superheroesfordemocracy.files.wordpress.com image 357x322]

Hands up if you remember watching Tim scribble on the whiteboard live!


I'd me more interested in seeing a count of people who have seen Tim scribble on the whiteboard dead.
 
2012-11-06 02:09:09 PM  

robsul82: Aracnix: Remember folks:

There are not 2 choices for president. There are 6 candidates. Vote for which best represents you and your beliefs, not who you are told will or should win.

(As a former Obama voter, may I direct my fellow disillusioned Democrats toward Ross Anderson of the Justice party...)

NJ had more than six. Jeff Boss of the NSA Did 9/11 Party was a real highlight.

/must've been some nominating convention
//yes, I know there wasn't actually a convention


Are you serious?! That's messed up. Why not call it the "Fear and Loathing Party?" Jeez...
 
2012-11-06 02:09:27 PM  
i106.photobucket.com

Ok, who did it? =)
 
2012-11-06 02:09:32 PM  

kliq: Alison Brie just posted this:

[api.plixi.com image 480x640]


Came (hehe) here to post this.
 
2012-11-06 02:10:01 PM  
.
ModernPrimitive01
:

www.hostingbytes.us

then people like me better watch their step
 
2012-11-06 02:10:01 PM  
www.paradox1x.org
 
2012-11-06 02:10:23 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-06 02:10:39 PM  

Aracnix: robsul82: Aracnix: Remember folks:

There are not 2 choices for president. There are 6 candidates. Vote for which best represents you and your beliefs, not who you are told will or should win.

(As a former Obama voter, may I direct my fellow disillusioned Democrats toward Ross Anderson of the Justice party...)

NJ had more than six. Jeff Boss of the NSA Did 9/11 Party was a real highlight.

/must've been some nominating convention
//yes, I know there wasn't actually a convention

Are you serious?! That's messed up. Why not call it the "Fear and Loathing Party?" Jeez...


Yep. Obama, Mitt, Libertarian #1, Libertarian #2, Green Party, three other party names I can't remember, and the NSA Did 9/11 Party. NJ is very open about its ballots, lol.
 
2012-11-06 02:11:03 PM  

KellyX: The buttons are rocking, keep'em coming!

/well, except the racist Romney one


What did it say?
 
2012-11-06 02:11:04 PM  

robsul82: [superheroesfordemocracy.files.wordpress.com image 357x322]

Hands up if you remember watching Tim scribble on the whiteboard live!


hands up if you remember this 'farker caught in the wild'

toole.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-06 02:11:05 PM  

imapirate: incendi: fringedmyotis: ontribution this morning, still at the top. B

At the top for me is "Romney has sex with chickens"

Lol, that was me.


I figured it had to be one of you farkers...
 
2012-11-06 02:11:15 PM  

robsul82: RNC communications guy is saying the local court's ordered that the Obama mural be covered up.


Good decision. Come on, people. One side has to be fair.
 
2012-11-06 02:11:40 PM  
So where is this button website?
 
2012-11-06 02:11:41 PM  
Here in CO, I voted already with a mail-in ballot. Voted for Obama, and for legalization of marijuana in this state.

We already have legal medical marijuana, and we all know there are many doctors here who will give anybody a prescription. cut out the pretenses and legalize possession of small amounts of marijuana.

\I don't smoke pot, but I support everyone's right to smoke it legally
 
2012-11-06 02:11:48 PM  

make me some tea: Coco LaFemme: I voted, the boyfriend voted. We wanted to vote early, but decided to come in early today, since we would be guaranteed to have hardly any wait time. My dad called me and asked me who I voted for, since apparently my politically leanings have been poorly advertised. He said he wanted to know if I changed my vote at the last minute.

o_O

I handed the phone to my boyfriend and told him I thought my dad was going senile.

Oh my.


I'm serious. I had to call him back and ask if he had a senior moment or something. He said he could have sworn he overheard me saying I was contemplating a vote for Romney, then doubled-back and said maybe it was my sister. My sister the 7th grade teacher. It's always sad when your dad starts to lose the stuffing out of his comforter.

/I apologize for the atrocious grammar in that original post. I was typing fast and hit "Add Comment" before I could hit "Preview."
//if you haven't voted yet, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO VOTE
///if you have voted, YAY FOR VOTING!
////slashies for democracy
 
2012-11-06 02:11:49 PM  

skullkrusher: imontheinternet: cameroncrazy1984: d23: This is the only one that makes sense so far:

[i48.tinypic.com image 240x238]

Both Sides Are The Same has never made sense.

Being edgy is much cooler than being informed.

"Thier both like corporate and Wall Street and the electorate college is a scam anyway."

I don't think it is "edgy" to recognize that the two party system is more about big money than it is the natural result of candidate awesomeness


you can have a 50 party system, if there is allowed to be unlimited money in politics it won't matter the winners will be corrupted all the same.
 
2012-11-06 02:12:24 PM  
Just cast my vote here in Florida, had some nice small talk with the old church ladies about how much my beard looks like their husband's. Also having previously only voted in Georgia, i had to double take at Ron Swanson on the ballot before i remembered he's a real person here - this state is so odd.

img35.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-06 02:12:33 PM  

robsul82: RNC communications guy is saying the local court's ordered that the Obama mural be covered up.


To be fair, if I had seen a large Bush mural at my polling place, I wouldn't have been happy either. They should have hung a flag or something over it.
 
2012-11-06 02:12:33 PM  

FinFangFark: Tor_Eckman: In case anyone cares, Halo 4 is quite good so far.

I hate you...I have it sitting at my gaming desk at home...ready to go.


I haven't played Halo since Halo 2

I've never played Mass Effect.

Do you recommend Halo 4 or Mass Effect Trilogy?

Discuss
 
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