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2012-11-06 01:51:18 PM
Voter suppression in Cali according to the BBC: A little music with your election day - members of the mariachi band "Gallos de Jalisco" serenade Californians to get out and cast their vote in the Sun Valley district of Los Angeles

When will the National Guard step in and stop this horror?
 
2012-11-06 01:51:30 PM

HighOnCraic: [cache.gawker.com image 640x360]

Anyone who takes Gary Johnson seriously after his fake debate with an Obama impersonator should be mocked relentlessly.

On Thursday night, the sometimes-shirtless Stossel and his pal, Mustache, invited Brown and former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson onto their tv show to participate in a pretend debate. It was all such good, clean fun! Ha. But as this clip from Media Matters for America shows, Johnson seems to have taken the whole thing far too seriously-even knocking his head on his podium a few times to indicate frustration with the Fauxbama:

Link

How could anyone vote for a candidate who's willing to do something so silly to get attention?

/Ron Paul fans, I'm also looking in your direction.

Link


As If I didn't already think Gary Johnson was an idiot, this seals it.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 01:51:40 PM

bdub77: I voted for skink's daughter today with my comments redacted.


1) She's cute.

2) It's been a long time.

3) I have absolutely no chance.

So laaaaaugh.
 
2012-11-06 01:52:01 PM
Forcing myself to listen to
Limbaugh. 😱 Him saying "Imagine if this country were literally divided in half. Romney voters on one side and Obama voters on other. How soon would it be before the Obama supporters would be tunneling over to the Romney side?"
 
2012-11-06 01:52:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 01:52:28 PM
Just posting so I can say I was in all the 2012 election threads.

Too long to read, though. I'll just check the smart and funny votes.
 
2012-11-06 01:52:33 PM

NateGrey: If Romney wins, now matters are worse.


/ In Yoda's voice.
 
2012-11-06 01:52:35 PM

CeroX: Cletus C.: CeroX:

So vote Republican?

You know, i'll go ahead and bite, even though i know yous trollin' if only to expand the message...

No... The idea is to stop pretending the president is the all-powerful wizard and start replacing the parts that matter... you want libertarians in the whitehouse, make sure the libertarian has some support... Get at least 33% in the house and the senate...

The president isn't Rambo, he can't take on the house and the senate by himself, they will chew him up and eat him alive... and thehistory books would show a 3rd party president without support of 3rd party support to be the most ineffective president in history...

Right now, when it comes to the president, either vote against the party you hate the most, or don't vote president, focus your attention, money, and campaigning where it truly matters: congress


Amen to that. I also wish that people would pay more attention to state and local politics. Very few people I've asked know the names of their state senator, state representative, much less their mayor or county executive. Hell, lots of them can't recall the Governor's name, or their Senators'.
 
2012-11-06 01:52:37 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: verbaltoxin: moss covered three handled family gredunzas for Gary Johnson.

GAAAAAAHHHH!! ONE SHORT?!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Look at the bright side - you're Mr. Gredunza in the bank now!

I can only laugh at those odds. That has happened twice today.

Anyway how's the voting going in my old stomping grounds?

In MO? Don't know...the wife and I voted early weeks ago. but, we drove by our usual polling place on the way to work, and the line was pretty long already.


I had a full parking lot and some lines in northwest Missouri. I was 847th at my precinct at 9 this morniby.
 
2012-11-06 01:52:47 PM

HighOnCraic: [cache.gawker.com image 640x360]

Anyone who takes Gary Johnson seriously after his fake debate with an Obama impersonator should be mocked relentlessly.

On Thursday night, the sometimes-shirtless Stossel and his pal, Mustache, invited Brown and former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson onto their tv show to participate in a pretend debate. It was all such good, clean fun! Ha. But as this clip from Media Matters for America shows, Johnson seems to have taken the whole thing far too seriously-even knocking his head on his podium a few times to indicate frustration with the Fauxbama:

Link

How could anyone vote for a candidate who's willing to do something so silly to get attention?

/Ron Paul fans, I'm also looking in your direction.

Link


You can mock me relentlessly, but you honestly don't sound very witty.
 
2012-11-06 01:52:50 PM

d23: I wish this was just a photoshop...

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 448x480]

apparently these are being seen in Wisconsin....


Wow....
 
2012-11-06 01:52:51 PM
My Rmoney contribution this morning, still at the top. Because Torg.
 
2012-11-06 01:52:54 PM

d23: I know.. and I warned him in the last thread that there would be some comments.


I imagine he's learned his lesson by now... unfortunately, skink's daughter now exists on the internet, and therefore, sooner or later, rule 34 will be applied.
 
2012-11-06 01:54:19 PM

HighOnCraic: [cache.gawker.com image 640x360]

Anyone who takes Gary Johnson seriously after his fake debate with an Obama impersonator should be mocked relentlessly.

On Thursday night, the sometimes-shirtless Stossel and his pal, Mustache, invited Brown and former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson onto their tv show to participate in a pretend debate. It was all such good, clean fun! Ha. But as this clip from Media Matters for America shows, Johnson seems to have taken the whole thing far too seriously-even knocking his head on his podium a few times to indicate frustration with the Fauxbama:

Link

How could anyone vote for a candidate who's willing to do something so silly to get attention?

/Ron Paul fans, I'm also looking in your direction.

Link


I think this is where Clint Eastwood found inspiration. I mean, if you want to debate your version of your opponent, why do you even need a person there? Just do both sides of the conversation yourself. It's way more efficient.
 
2012-11-06 01:54:27 PM
I feel a little bad.
Should I take that picture down?
 
2012-11-06 01:54:38 PM

fringedmyotis: ontribution this morning, still at the top. B


At the top for me is "Romney has sex with chickens"
 
2012-11-06 01:54:49 PM

HighOnCraic: How could anyone vote for a candidate who's willing to do something so silly to get attention?


Eh, of all the things to hold against him, I won't count silly things when there are far more substantive issues to knock him on.
 
2012-11-06 01:55:01 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT HER YOU CAN HAVE HER SHE'S TOO FAT FOR ME
 
2012-11-06 01:55:14 PM
I assume I'm supposed to leave a comment, since it looks like everyone else has.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 01:55:20 PM

incendi: fringedmyotis: ontribution this morning, still at the top. B

At the top for me is "Romney has sex with chickens"


He hasn't proven to me that it's not true.
 
2012-11-06 01:55:32 PM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: [i46.tinypic.com image 720x960] 
Quick and dirty


Hey dude, do you have the original of that pic?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 01:56:00 PM

CPennypacker: OHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT HER YOU CAN HAVE HER SHE'S TOO FAT FOR ME


much worse than my comment.
 
2012-11-06 01:57:08 PM

ITGreen: I assume I'm supposed to leave a comment, since it looks like everyone else has.


Yes, go ahead.
 
2012-11-06 01:58:13 PM

d23: CPennypacker: OHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT HER YOU CAN HAVE HER SHE'S TOO FAT FOR ME

much worse than my comment.


Huh?
 
2012-11-06 01:58:14 PM
had to get in on the fun:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 01:58:22 PM

Corvus: Car_Ramrod: Corvus: dehehn: [i935.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Did he actually say "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it"?

"We all like wind and solar, but you can't drive a car with a windmill on it."

ARGG! What an idiot. And what a bunch of idiots who listen to him.


Yeah, I kind of wish I made that one up. This is how stupid he thinks the electorate is. And a lot of them seem to want to prove him right.
 
2012-11-06 01:58:55 PM
www.hostingbytes.us
 
2012-11-06 01:58:59 PM
Voted in Bradenton, FL. The clerk gave me trouble. Swiped my card, then declared I was an "inactive voter." I told her this was impossible, as I had voted in 2008 and 2010. She looked miffed, called someone on the phone and kept spelling my name and birthdate for five minutes. And reluctantly admitted that I could indeed vote -- hell, she even said to this person "I'll LET him vote."
 
2012-11-06 01:59:34 PM
i voted on the important Skink's Daughter initiative - luckily, they had a check box provided for 'You're sure I'm not going to jail for this, right?'
 
2012-11-06 01:59:40 PM
Went out for lunch and on the drive I was listening to Fox News and CNN news (flip flopping between channels during commercials).

CNN Stuff: Polls are open, up to 3 hour waits, people are willing to walk through fire to have their vote count. Interview people in line. Gave informative information on how votes are being cast in hurricane torn New York districts.

Fox News stuff: Republicans hoping to stem voter fraud were removed from Polling Stations by Police! Voter Fraud! Voter Fraud! FEMA is doing a TERRIBLE job in New york and New Jersey, when Bush ran FEMA, everyone got what they wanted when they wanted it.
 
2012-11-06 01:59:50 PM
media10.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-06 02:00:01 PM
Electronic voting machine in Pennsyltucky turned Obama votes into Romney votes (video)

NBC News says the machine's been taken offline, but excellent attitude by the "it's nothing to worry about, everything will be okay" poll worker.
 
2012-11-06 02:00:24 PM
Remember folks:

There are not 2 choices for president. There are 6 candidates. Vote for which best represents you and your beliefs, not who you are told will or should win.

(As a former Obama voter, may I direct my fellow disillusioned Democrats toward Ross Anderson of the Justice party...)
 
2012-11-06 02:00:25 PM

He_Hate_Me: [i67.photobucket.com image 600x515]

In before his site mysteriously goes down, *right-click* + *save image as*


In what god forsaken land does Romney take Oregon? BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAA.....
 
2012-11-06 02:00:38 PM

bwilson27: [www.hostingbytes.us image 720x960]


She is a cutie but kind of young... OMG I am getting old!!!
 
2012-11-06 02:00:38 PM

Martin Silenus: Voted in Bradenton, FL. The clerk gave me trouble. Swiped my card, then declared I was an "inactive voter." I told her this was impossible, as I had voted in 2008 and 2010. She looked miffed, called someone on the phone and kept spelling my name and birthdate for five minutes. And reluctantly admitted that I could indeed vote -- hell, she even said to this person "I'll LET him vote."


Stories like this make me kind of stabby...
 
2012-11-06 02:00:43 PM

d23: I wish this was just a photoshop...

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 448x480]

apparently these are being seen in Wisconsin....


d23: I wish this was just a photoshop...

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 448x480]

apparently these are being seen in Wisconsin....


s18.postimage.org
 
2012-11-06 02:00:56 PM
In case anyone cares, Halo 4 is quite good so far.
 
2012-11-06 02:01:05 PM

fringedmyotis: My Rmoney contribution this morning, still at the top. Because Torg.


Two things I noticed:
1. WAY more buttons for Obama.
2. Many of the Rmoney buttons are troll-y.
3. I said I voted Rmoney because "I hate America."

/really voted for Obama today
 
2012-11-06 02:01:16 PM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: [i46.tinypic.com image 720x960] 
Quick and dirty


Got the original on that?
 
2012-11-06 02:01:21 PM

Altitude5280: Forcing myself to listen to
Limbaugh. 😱 Him saying "Imagine if this country were literally divided in half. Romney voters on one side and Obama voters on other. How soon would it be before the Obama supporters would be tunneling over to the Romney side?"


I'd build a cement wall that went fifteen feet underground and the entire boarder would become a mine field.

/And that's just for Limbaugh.
 
2012-11-06 02:01:21 PM

badaboom: TV's Vinnie: I hope you republicans all had your bungholes waxed today. You're gonna be on all 4's by 10PM for sure.

I'm just curious how many liberals subscribe to this line of thinking. Given that the electorate is about 50/50 do you truly believe this about half your fellow Americans? Why so much hatred? Does anyone else here support what TV Vinnie thinks? Or is he an outlier?


I can't speak for all Liberals, but my "hatred" is from being called a traitor for not supporting the Iraq invasion.
 
2012-11-06 02:01:36 PM

FinFangFark: had to get in on the fun:

[i.imgur.com image 850x580]


Snoop's reasons for voting Obama (nsfw language)
 
2012-11-06 02:01:39 PM
s7.postimage.org
 
2012-11-06 02:01:55 PM

Coco LaFemme: I voted, the boyfriend voted. We wanted to vote early, but decided to come in early today, since we would be guaranteed to have hardly any wait time. My dad called me and asked me who I voted for, since apparently my politically leanings have been poorly advertised. He said he wanted to know if I changed my vote at the last minute.

o_O

I handed the phone to my boyfriend and told him I thought my dad was going senile.


Oh my.
 
2012-11-06 02:02:03 PM
Romney went to a Wendy's and ordered a cheeseburger with no cheese.
 
2012-11-06 02:02:06 PM

Aracnix: Remember folks:

There are not 2 choices for president. There are 6 candidates. Vote for which best represents you and your beliefs, not who you are told will or should win.

(As a former Obama voter, may I direct my fellow disillusioned Democrats toward Ross Anderson of the Justice party...)


hmm, not in NC there isn't. We had two choices.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 02:02:07 PM
This is the only one that makes sense so far:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-06 02:02:11 PM

bwilson27: [www.hostingbytes.us image 720x960]


Fight for the rights of every man....
 
2012-11-06 02:02:12 PM

idsfa: SphericalTime: idsfa: Remember to Vote No Twice, Minnesota!

[img826.imageshack.us image 480x373]

Who is that hot gay-friendly but blurry person?

John Barrowman.

Sorry about the picture quality, I didn't take it. He and his sister were at a book signing here in MN last weekend and they were both rockin' the "VOTE NO!" shirts




Another Double NO for MN -- Was the signing at a bookstore or Library?
--Kees
 
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