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2012-11-06 01:36:27 PM  

doczoidberg: I want to see more of Skink's daughter, if you know what I mean....


I think I do.
 
2012-11-06 01:37:28 PM  

doczoidberg: I want to see more of Skink's daughter, if you know what I mean....


Can anyone link to the pic in question? I missed the meme and would like to catch up.

TIA!
 
2012-11-06 01:37:32 PM  

dehehn: [i935.photobucket.com image 640x360]


Did he actually say "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it"?
 
2012-11-06 01:37:40 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: ModernPrimitive01: I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow. Until all the Republicans get off work. -Tim Tebow

Did he really say that? Fark that third-string piece of shiat.


Oh, that ratf*cker will be eating his words soon enough tonight. Just hang on and watch it happen.
 
2012-11-06 01:37:40 PM  
i.imgur.com

/It's go time.
 
2012-11-06 01:37:45 PM  
Meh, still using paper ballots here. I guess I kind of like them; harder to load interesting software on.

/The Yankee cadgy codgers, though, I could do without.
 
2012-11-06 01:37:54 PM  
Just voted. As I turned the corner of my street to go walk over to the polling place, a Diebold van passed me by. That felt weird, lol.
 
2012-11-06 01:37:59 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: ModernPrimitive01: I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow. Until all the Republicans get off work. -Tim Tebow

Did he really say that? Fark that third-string piece of shiat.


If he did say that, it's kinda ironic considering he's only talented enough to work for about five minutes per week.
 
2012-11-06 01:38:22 PM  

Corvus: dehehn: [i935.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Did he actually say "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it"?


Link
 
2012-11-06 01:38:24 PM  

TV's Vinnie: [i48.tinypic.com image 600x330]


HA-HA!
 
2012-11-06 01:38:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 01:38:47 PM  

Lando Lincoln: make me some tea: So did Romney win yet?

About ten more minutes.


*waits*
 
2012-11-06 01:38:50 PM  

Mind of the North Star: [i.imgur.com image 500x400]

/It's go time.


I dont know what that picture means, but im on board.
 
2012-11-06 01:38:54 PM  
"You know, I think it's fine to talk about those things in quiet rooms..."

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-06 01:39:21 PM  
 
2012-11-06 01:39:40 PM  

Cybernetic: YoungSwedishBlonde: Cybernetic: Right. Because all of the deficits came from that. If you have to tell yourself that to make yourself feel better, I guess you can.

So I guess prior obligations don't matter when a Democrat is in office. It's all his fault.

Current spending matters too. Are you claiming that the entire deficit consists of prior obligations?


That wasn't your premise. But you knew that, didn't you.
 
2012-11-06 01:39:45 PM  

CXUnison: Long time lurker, first time poster. (Made the account last night)
I"ve lost FB friends, not spoken to relatives, and have seen far too much derp on my TV.
I've been lurking here since just before the 2008 election, and I've been here pretty much every night until 3:00AM since the GOP primaries. You've kept me sane. I finally decided to join but it took a while because of the verbal beatdown I feared I might get, but now I think I can take it. I just wanted to say that I was here, when the walls fell. I'll post something more useless later, I've got way to much crow to prepare right now.


\Be nice, or don't. It's all good.

=================

As a fellow liter - welcome to the party (so to speak). NO hate, herp or derp here -- I can relate to the losing FB friends over the election and I'm currently observing radio silence there to avoid the outright lies I've had to read / endure.

The latest was the friend in NC who claimed that the Navy SEALs were going to show up to "intimidate" the Black Panthers - but had no source for this claim... I can't wait for it to be over.
 
2012-11-06 01:39:56 PM  

Zerochance: Loving the Bill the Butcher references. That's a damn fine movie and Daniel Day Lewis has got to be the best actor alive.

I did learn from that movie that Tammany Hall was quite possibly the most corrupt politician ever to live.


Tammany Hall wasn't a guy, it was a place. William Tweed was the guy.
 
2012-11-06 01:40:02 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: ModernPrimitive01: I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow. Until all the Republicans get off work. -Tim Tebow

Did he really say that? Fark that third-string piece of shiat.


That was what a tweeted, I'm not sure if he came up with it all by himself though
 
2012-11-06 01:40:07 PM  

Corvus: dehehn: [i935.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Did he actually say "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it"?


"We all like wind and solar, but you can't drive a car with a windmill on it."
 
2012-11-06 01:40:13 PM  
Luke Russert says Obama has a 66K (10 point) lead in early voting in Iowa?
 
2012-11-06 01:40:21 PM  

Im_Gumby: Corvus: dehehn: [i935.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Did he actually say "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it"?

Link


OH MY farkING GOD!!!! How can someone say something so stupid and get away with it!!!

Yeah because cars can't run on electricity!!! You have to stick windmills on them. Talk about a stupid false dichotomy.
 
2012-11-06 01:40:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 01:40:29 PM  
I like how Malwarebytes pops up saying it blocked access to a suspicious page every time I hit refresh on this thread. What the hell are you people linking in this thing?
 
2012-11-06 01:40:57 PM  

Alassra: The latest was the friend in NC who claimed that the Navy SEALs were going to show up to "intimidate" the Black Panthers - but had no source for this claim... I can't wait for it to be over.


It all sounds like the plot to a bad made for tv doesn't it?
 
2012-11-06 01:41:21 PM  

lohphat: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: NateGrey: If Romney wins, God help us all.not a damn thing will change

Elections. Matter.

[jimcgreevy.com image 850x680]


You forgot to include Obama as the new High Scorer...
 
2012-11-06 01:41:21 PM  

robsul82: Luke Russert says Obama has a 66K (10 point) lead in early voting in Iowa?


Holy fark. That's a lot to overcome.

/Really sad that Tim couldn't see this.
 
2012-11-06 01:41:22 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow. Until all the Republicans get off work. -Tim Tebow


Tim Tebow? Does he know how old this joke is?
 
2012-11-06 01:41:26 PM  

JolobinSmokin: It's been twelve hours in the labor room and still no baby.

Looks like I won't have to pay attention to the election.

People always say babies are blessing...


Unless the doctor's panicking, that's normal. Labors last for farking ever. It's kind of scary hearing women talk about how fifteen hours or shiat like that was 'fast'. Jesus, guys, you are not making a case for me ever reproducing...

/It's been a few hours now, but if you can still go in and out of the labor room, maybe offer to rub her shoulders or something. I did a quick Google, and they reccomended birthing moms have someone massage them to help them relax\deal with the pain.
//I am not an expert on the birthing process, though...and plan on never being one...
 
2012-11-06 01:41:30 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Corvus: dehehn: [i935.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Did he actually say "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it"?

"We all like wind and solar, but you can't drive a car with a windmill on it."


ARGG! What an idiot. And what a bunch of idiots who listen to him.
 
2012-11-06 01:41:36 PM  
FARK the media!! It's gonna be a
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-11-06 01:41:44 PM  
RONPAUL is on CNN talking about how "status quo" both candidates are...
As I told a friend of mine that is a Paulite....as long as he keeps that R beside his name, Fark him!....

//Walking around saying you hate Coke while wearing their logo on your shirt gives you the credibility of diarrhea talking about making firm bowel movements...
 
2012-11-06 01:41:54 PM  

TV's Vinnie: I hope you republicans all had your bungholes waxed today. You're gonna be on all 4's by 10PM for sure.


I'm just curious how many liberals subscribe to this line of thinking. Given that the electorate is about 50/50 do you truly believe this about half your fellow Americans? Why so much hatred? Does anyone else here support what TV Vinnie thinks? Or is he an outlier?
 
2012-11-06 01:42:03 PM  

make me some tea: I like how Malwarebytes pops up saying it blocked access to a suspicious page every time I hit refresh on this thread. What the hell are you people linking in this thing?


Yeah, I get the same Malwarebytes notice. Farking pervs.
 
2012-11-06 01:42:34 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: That was what a tweeted, I'm not sure if he came up with it all by himself though


The only thing worse than stupidity is unoriginal stupidity.
 
2012-11-06 01:42:38 PM  

robsul82: Luke Russert says Obama has a 66K (10 point) lead in early voting in Iowa?


That's bad news...for Obama.
 
2012-11-06 01:42:40 PM  
i46.tinypic.com 
Quick and dirty
 
2012-11-06 01:42:48 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Obama has this election in the bag. I'll bet a year of TF on it.


I now have skin in the game! I bet my brother $10 that Obama would win. He is pretty sure of a Romney victory (as of 9 PM EST 5 Nov).

We both agreed we weren't sure enough to bet $20.
 
2012-11-06 01:43:02 PM  
As of current I now have 5 different friends in PA who have mysteriously disappeared from voter rolls. 3 were voting dem, 2 voting pubbie. Something is farked right now in the keystone state.
 
2012-11-06 01:43:02 PM  

coeyagi: Father_Jack: coeyagi: Nurglitch: I hope my candidate wins, and the candidate of the opposing party loses. I anticipate quite the reaction on their part when they lose, too!

I hope the GOP implodes. I hope they rape and murder children to prove that they're rapists and murderers.

Eggs, crack, omelet.

theres a good politico link in the politics tab at the moment talking about the brewing civil war in the republican party, irrespective of the winner of todays election.

Yeah, saw that. It's unlikely, just wishful thinking.

There are too many people who identify with the brand, and the brand doesn't stand for anything but "my whole family is GOP so I'm GOP" anymore.


You're projecting.
 
2012-11-06 01:43:04 PM  
why is Fox so butthurt over the Obama mural?
 
2012-11-06 01:43:11 PM  
moss covered three handled family gredunzas for Gary Johnson.
 
2012-11-06 01:43:16 PM  

mediablitz: Marine1: No shiat. Maybe if guys like you stopped saying "HURR, YER THROWIN' AWAY YER VOTE THERE, CLEETUS" whenever we actually speak our minds on a ballot, we wouldn't have to choose between two mediocre candidates every four years.

Maybe if guys like you stopped trying to be trendy by voting for the "cool" 3rd party candidate who is just another failed Republican that switched to "Libertarian" and you fell for that shiat, we could get somewhere on REAL 3rd party reform.

Rocky Anderson. Jill Stein. None of you desperate to prove how cool you are "I'm third party!" farks ever mention anyone but Gary "I'll say whatever I need to now that the Libertarians will take me" Johnson.

You are WORSE than those voting for the two parties. You are willfully ignorant in the name of being "cool".


You keep saying this Bullshiat.

Voted for Obama last time because he made it clear that he stood for x, y and z. When it turned out he wasn't going to follow suit and vote the way he said he would, I looked for another candidate that I agree with on policy. Gary Johnson was that person. He sold me on his platform when he did a very candid ask me anything on reddit. He actually answered tough questions. I don't agree with the guy on everything but on the stuff we do agree on NONE of the other candidates have differing opinions. Jill Stein was a consideration for my vote but to be honest I don't like some of her positions.

It isn't "cool" to vote 3rd party, if anything EVERYONE gets pissed at you for some crazy reason. I voted 3rd party because morally I cannot vote for Obama, Romney agrees with much of the Obama platform that i have huge issues with So essentially Jill Stein or Gary Johnson were the only other choices. I live in a HUGE blue state so voting 3rd party doesn't at all help the GOP here. I just think there needs to be more voices at the table and helping any party with national representation or matching funds the next go around is important.

Socially liberal / fiscally conservative.
 
2012-11-06 01:43:19 PM  

skullkrusher: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: skullkrusher: Kuroshin: That's all well and good, but what of skink's daughter?

I am getting really intrigued about this burgeoning skink's daughter meme. Anyone 'splain?

[i449.photobucket.com image 360x480]

haha nice


Funny stuff so far...I just hope people (not you all, just people in general) don't go off the rails with it and ruin a funny moment for all involved. :)
 
2012-11-06 01:43:42 PM  
Alison Brie just posted this:

api.plixi.com
 
2012-11-06 01:43:59 PM  

Alassra: CXUnison: Long time lurker, first time poster. (Made the account last night)
I"ve lost FB friends, not spoken to relatives, and have seen far too much derp on my TV.
I've been lurking here since just before the 2008 election, and I've been here pretty much every night until 3:00AM since the GOP primaries. You've kept me sane. I finally decided to join but it took a while because of the verbal beatdown I feared I might get, but now I think I can take it. I just wanted to say that I was here, when the walls fell. I'll post something more useless later, I've got way to much crow to prepare right now.


\Be nice, or don't. It's all good.
=================

As a fellow liter - welcome to the party (so to speak). NO hate, herp or derp here -- I can relate to the losing FB friends over the election and I'm currently observing radio silence there to avoid the outright lies I've had to read / endure.

The latest was the friend in NC who claimed that the Navy SEALs were going to show up to "intimidate" the Black Panthers - but had no source for this claim... I can't wait for it to be over.


Boy do I hope that your friend's post is true.

There is no place for the KKK or the Black Panthers at polling stations. None. Zero.

I'd laugh my ass off if someone was to do a drive by and pick off some of those racist a-holes.
 
2012-11-06 01:44:06 PM  

Mind of the North Star: [i.imgur.com image 500x400]

/It's go time.


Why isn't that eagle sparkling? Where is the flag?
 
2012-11-06 01:44:07 PM  

badaboom: Given that the electorate is about 50/50


Is it? Is it really?
 
2012-11-06 01:44:12 PM  

verbaltoxin: moss covered three handled family gredunzas for Gary Johnson.


GAAAAAAHHHH!! ONE SHORT?!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2012-11-06 01:44:19 PM  
I wish this was just a photoshop...

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

apparently these are being seen in Wisconsin....
 
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