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2012-11-06 01:13:55 PM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-11-06 01:13:59 PM
Voted for B-Rock the Islamic Shock Hussein Superallah Fartbongo and voted NO on both amendments here in Minnesota.

Fark the GOP.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:02 PM

CXUnison: I'll post something more useless later


That's the Fark spirit!
 
2012-11-06 01:14:06 PM

quickdraw: Flab: canwolfshadow: Flab: Weaver95: and i'm settled in at the democratic party staging area

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WEAVER95????!?

He's come a long way in the past 4 years has our Weaver95.

I think the Citizens United or the debt ceiling crap was the straw that broke the camel's back. He finally realised that the GOP had no interest in smaller govt, nor running the country decently.

SkullKrusher thinks he's changed his mind to impress a libbie chick.

NTTAWWT

/libbie chick


Indeed. There's Absolutley NWWT.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:06 PM
img837.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-06 01:14:10 PM

Fubini: skullkrusher: Kuroshin: That's all well and good, but what of skink's daughter?

I am getting really intrigued about this burgeoning skink's daughter meme. Anyone 'splain?

He posted a picture of his daughter because he was proud of her making a big deal about voting. Apparently the pedophiles took this as, "I'm guaranteeing you that this chick JUST turned 18. Have fun!"


hey, old enough to go to the polls old enough to treat with respect and gentlemanly manners I always say.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:11 PM

skullkrusher: coeyagi: My WaPo button:

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[img21.imageshack.us image 240x238]


Sweet. I should go buy a Bible now - those f*cks are too cheap to provide me with one.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:12 PM

CeroX: without support of 3rd party support


redundant me is redundant...
 
2012-11-06 01:14:13 PM

phritz: Report minority "voter fraud" to True The Vote at 855-444-6100, or by going to http://www.truethevote.org/incident-report/

Please don't report false information and send them to distant, rural counties in Ohio and Florida. That would tie up all sorts of resources that would otherwise be used for voter suppressi - I mean, uh, election validification.


True the Vote just got cock-blocked in Ohio....and the names they gave are false.

I'm guessing TtV is RW.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:33 PM

bkosh84: really bothers me.

The county I live in doesn't even use them.. Or didn't have enough for the whole county.. Good ol' color in the circle ballot for me. They did have one machine there that was electronic and the woman running the election place asked me to use it.. Inserted my ballot and it couldn't read it.. It crushed her dreams pretty hard when it didn't work, lol.


We have paper ballots that are filled in with pen, then inserted into a machine. I love there's a paper ballot trail... but I do admit to missing the old musty-curtained mechanical voting booth with the little levers.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 01:14:37 PM

CXUnison:

\Be nice, or don't. It's all good.


your mom is a whore. welcome to posting.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:47 PM

coeyagi: Ladies and Gentlemen, the GOP:

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]


It's as if I'm looking at the habits of people from a completely different country than the one I think I live in.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:52 PM
So what's the scoop on Colorado? I have a wager going that the Dems will win it...
 
2012-11-06 01:14:54 PM

Headso: If you are in MA remember to vote for medical marijuana and the die with dignity law. I heard a story on NPR the other day about how the medical law was pretty much a shoe in but the die with dignity law was a toss up and I was thinking it was odd that you have people who support medical pot but don't support die with dignity law.


My 70 year old mom is voting for marijuana and against die with dignity.

She doesn't like how it can be done at home. I don't think she trusts me.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:56 PM
i.imgur.com

This kiss sounded like crinkling paper.
 
2012-11-06 01:14:59 PM

idsfa: Remember to Vote No Twice, Minnesota!

[img826.imageshack.us image 480x373]


Who is that hot gay-friendly but blurry person?
 
2012-11-06 01:15:02 PM

JayCab: KellyX: [sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x400]

http://apps.washingtonpost.com/politics/i-voted/home/

While I was there putting in my response, three straight "because Obama is Socialist" buttons came down on the Romney side.

*sigh*


Was thinking of doing a gag one for the GOP... "He's a marxist nazi hitlerboner stalinist!!!"
 
2012-11-06 01:15:18 PM

Weaver95: quickdraw: Flab: canwolfshadow: Flab: Weaver95: and i'm settled in at the democratic party staging area

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WEAVER95????!?

He's come a long way in the past 4 years has our Weaver95.

I think the Citizens United or the debt ceiling crap was the straw that broke the camel's back. He finally realised that the GOP had no interest in smaller govt, nor running the country decently.

SkullKrusher thinks he's changed his mind to impress a libbie chick.

NTTAWWT

/libbie chick

for the record, i'm not dating anyone at the moment.


Awww - if I wasn't happily married you would be number one on my list. Sorry I'm not moving to PA though. Not even for you.
 
2012-11-06 01:15:24 PM

CXUnison: Long time lurker, first time poster. (Made the account last night)
I"ve lost FB friends, not spoken to relatives, and have seen far too much derp on my TV.
I've been lurking here since just before the 2008 election, and I've been here pretty much every night until 3:00AM since the GOP primaries. You've kept me sane. I finally decided to join but it took a while because of the verbal beatdown I feared I might get, but now I think I can take it. I just wanted to say that I was here, when the walls fell. I'll post something more useless later, I've got way to much crow to prepare right now.


\Be nice, or don't. It's all good.


By your tone I think you're on the other side of the political fence than me, but straddling the same narrow bit of madness. This election season, due to local and family pressures, has successfully deranged me and farked up my actual physical health. Literally, these threads are the only updates I'm following right now because it's all I can handle.

IT'S ALMOST OVER MAAAAN. ALMOST OVER. WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
 
2012-11-06 01:15:24 PM

sorhed: [media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

I even printed it out, but they made me take it off at work.


Yeah, but is that forcible or legitimate rape, or like, consensual?
 
2012-11-06 01:15:30 PM

whidbey: Well seems like Fark has always encouraged that here. I wish more people would put stuff in. The empty profiles are the ones to wonder about...


voices.washingtonpost.com 
ohai
 
2012-11-06 01:15:41 PM

CygnusDarius: The All-Powerful Atheismo: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 325x360]

Hey guys welcomes to the threads, I mades you some delimchious chicken tenders

[www.nobodygoeshere.com image 465x364]


media.tumblr.com

How comes you tricksed me into dressing up likes a banana at the zoo
 
2012-11-06 01:15:48 PM

BafflerMeal: Can someone explain to me (aside from lowest bid government work) why voting machine touch screens need to be 'calibrated'? People speak as if this is a known thing, but I haven't had to calibrate even a consumer level device's touch screen since the Palm devices and the ATMs, movie ticket vending machines, etc... that are everywhere just seem to 'work'.

Are these just really crappy machines or is there some other reason people accept this? I'm a technologist, and the head-nodding around this issue really bothers me.


Because all touch screens need to be calibrated. My phone with a touch screen needs to be calibrated. WTF are you talking about? Just because you don't see someone doing it doesn't mean it's not happening.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:05 PM
media10.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-06 01:16:15 PM
i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 01:16:16 PM

whidbey: coeyagi: Ladies and Gentlemen, the GOP:

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

[media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]

It's as if I'm looking at the habits of people from a completely different country than the one I think I live in.


people don't troll in your country?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 01:16:17 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-06 01:16:21 PM

vygramul: [www.bitlogic.com image 377x690]


This is the first time the "jimmies unrustled" meme has ever made me laugh. Awesome.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:36 PM

CXUnison: Long time lurker, first time poster. (Made the account last night)
I"ve lost FB friends, not spoken to relatives, and have seen far too much derp on my TV.
I've been lurking here since just before the 2008 election, and I've been here pretty much every night until 3:00AM since the GOP primaries. You've kept me sane. I finally decided to join but it took a while because of the verbal beatdown I feared I might get, but now I think I can take it. I just wanted to say that I was here, when the walls fell. I'll post something more useless later, I've got way to much crow to prepare right now.


\Be nice, or don't. It's all good.


Yeah, that pretty much happened to me when I said I thought Picard was better than Kirk.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:38 PM

sprawl15: Nate Silver 2.0 @fivethirtynate

Now is the nowcast of our forecasts, made glorious projection by this mean of polls.


Do not try to predict the behavior of individual voters. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...

... There is no individual behavior.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:39 PM

BafflerMeal: Ok, I'm gonna risk taking a shower now. Someone let me know if the Clerk of Court calls so I can pay half a grand so someone's right of appeal will not be taken away.

Thanks.


Cool. Thanks for the solid.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:45 PM
So did Romney win yet?
 
2012-11-06 01:16:54 PM
MSNBC just showed a Romney clip from yesterday. He could not have sounded less excited if he tried.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:17 PM

fruitloop: [i171.photobucket.com image 500x341]


I farking love that picture. That picture is my dream. It's my nightmare.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:23 PM

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: [media10.washingtonpost.com image 240x238]


You just got funny'd.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:25 PM

Private_Citizen: Just moved over from the last thread and this one's already past 700!

So, anyone got a drinking game devised yet for when the polls close and we're watching the results?


Any drinking game anyone could possibly devise with the level of derp this will generate (no matter who wins) will result in death.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:38 PM

trickymoo: only... 12....more....hours...till...this .......bullshiat.... is over.....

BLAHHHHHHHHH


I laugh at your optimism. We have at least 4 more years before it's over, regardless of who wins.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:42 PM
I'm glad this election's over now, because I really don't want to hear about it any more, man. And Romney's gonna win--to beleive Nate Silver's load of crap, you'd have to be a moron, I think. Yeah, Fartbama looked like he was gonna win in the early days of the campaine, but in the latter days, ain't no way he can keep that lead after his bad debate performence and Bengazi. Heres one statistical: Taxbama hasn't helped unemployment--multiple wive's, husband's, and grandparent's have lost their jobs just in the past year alone--for every one Chinese guy who got a job, an average American--a John Doe or Joe Smith--has lost his. Young college grads are having an especialy tough time, and so while Obama was able to bring in first time voters last time, this year it's Mitt whose gonna bring 'em, young and old alike. So I think Nate Silver (and guys like him) is talking out of his hat when when he gets up there and blows his golden trumpet and talks about how Fartbongo has a 90percent chance of winning. This isn't "science," its just some kinda magic--under where and what real statisticals can these results be supported? You gotta be smoking pot or taking payote or dropping LDS or something to think Obama's gonna win Ohio or Florida. I'm sure the Democrat Party bigwigs are ready to celabrate tonite, acting like they're golden, plates of lobster and bottle's of champane and all that, but their gonna be crying tomorrow when MITT ROMNEY is crowned president of the U.S. of A.!
 
2012-11-06 01:17:55 PM

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: media10.washingtonpost.com


OMFG you are the winrar.
 
2012-11-06 01:18:00 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: Voted for B-Rock the Islamic Shock Hussein Superallah Fartbongo and voted NO on both amendments here in Minnesota.

Fark the GOP.


Yay! . . . also Hello.
 
2012-11-06 01:18:05 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: skullkrusher: Kuroshin: That's all well and good, but what of skink's daughter?

I am getting really intrigued about this burgeoning skink's daughter meme. Anyone 'splain?

[i449.photobucket.com image 360x480]


i309.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 01:18:16 PM

AkaDad: Headso: If you are in MA remember to vote for medical marijuana and the die with dignity law. I heard a story on NPR the other day about how the medical law was pretty much a shoe in but the die with dignity law was a toss up and I was thinking it was odd that you have people who support medical pot but don't support die with dignity law.

My 70 year old mom is voting for marijuana and against die with dignity.

She doesn't like how it can be done at home. I don't think she trusts me.


haha, now that makes sense baby boomers scared of their kids plans for them.
 
2012-11-06 01:18:23 PM

Nadie_AZ: CXUnison: Long time lurker, first time poster. (Made the account last night)
I"ve lost FB friends, not spoken to relatives, and have seen far too much derp on my TV.
I've been lurking here since just before the 2008 election, and I've been here pretty much every night until 3:00AM since the GOP primaries. You've kept me sane. I finally decided to join but it took a while because of the verbal beatdown I feared I might get, but now I think I can take it. I just wanted to say that I was here, when the walls fell. I'll post something more useless later, I've got way to much crow to prepare right now.


\Be nice, or don't. It's all good.

Yeah, that pretty much happened to me when I said I thought Picard was better than Kirk.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-06 01:18:32 PM

hbk72777: First Black Panther spotted outside polling place in Philly. It's been caught on video.


You people have no idea how hilarious you are.
 
2012-11-06 01:18:44 PM

lohphat: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: NateGrey: If Romney wins, God help us all.not a damn thing will change

Elections. Matter.

[jimcgreevy.com image 850x680]


Your graphic conveniently omits Obama's deficits. The guy who called W's deficits "unpatriotic" has made W look like an amateur. This is fourth year in a row with a deficit in excess $1 trillion.

That's your idea of responsible governance?
 
2012-11-06 01:18:46 PM
Political commentary on these TV networks is soooooo hilarious. It's like The View...only with more sandy vaginas.
 
2012-11-06 01:18:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: MSNBC just showed a Romney clip from yesterday. He could not have sounded less excited if he tried.


Either he knows he's going to lose, or he knows something we don't know.
 
2012-11-06 01:19:03 PM

HMS_Blinkin: JohnnyC: zappaisfrank: JohnnyC: With any luck... today we repeal the Emergency Manager bullshiat that Snyder did here in Michigan. Proposal 1 here in Michigan is essentially, "Do you want the Governor to keep undermining Democracy?"

I voted this morning and voted NO on all the proposals except the two collective bargaining ones.

Fark Snyder..I want him neutered so his last two years are nothing but exercises in floundering.

Why did you vote no against the Renewable energy requirement increase? I'm voting: 1:N, 2:Y, 3:Y, 4:Y, 5:N, 6:N on our proposals.

Michigander here, and I voted the same as you on the proposals. Also, +1 for the black guy.


Any feel for how the new bridge prop is going to go? Stuff I've read makes it sound scary close.

For the next election, can you guys put up a proposal to let every citizen kick every one of the thug POS Maroun's right square in the nuts?
 
2012-11-06 01:19:04 PM

CXUnison: Long time lurker, first time poster. (Made the account last night)
I"ve lost FB friends, not spoken to relatives, and have seen far too much derp on my TV.
I've been lurking here since just before the 2008 election, and I've been here pretty much every night until 3:00AM since the GOP primaries. You've kept me sane. I finally decided to join but it took a while because of the verbal beatdown I feared I might get, but now I think I can take it. I just wanted to say that I was here, when the walls fell. I'll post something more useless later, I've got way to much crow to prepare right now.


\Be nice, or don't. It's all good.


Welcome to the nuthouse, pull up a straight jacket and get comfy.
 
2012-11-06 01:19:11 PM

SphericalTime: idsfa: Remember to Vote No Twice, Minnesota!

[img826.imageshack.us image 480x373]

Who is that hot gay-friendly but blurry person?


John Barrowman.

Sorry about the picture quality, I didn't take it. He and his sister were at a book signing here in MN last weekend and they were both rockin' the "VOTE NO!" shirts
 
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