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2012-11-06 08:33:14 AM
A part of me hopes America gets the government it deserves.
 
2012-11-06 08:33:29 AM

Nurglitch: I hope my candidate wins, and the candidate of the opposing party loses. I anticipate quite the reaction on their part when they lose, too!


Oh, you!
 
2012-11-06 08:34:17 AM

Sueil: Went and voted at 7 am here in NH. GoBama.


Good jorb! Voted at 7:32 am here in DE for Obama, though I should have gone Jill Stein but I didn't want my eyes to stray from the non-theofascist column of Democrat.
 
2012-11-06 08:34:35 AM
The answer to the Gary Johnson question is: That friend I have on Facebook does. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't know Gary Johnson existed.

\doesn't mean I'm going to go vote for him, but I know he exists.
 
2012-11-06 08:35:31 AM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: A part of me hopes America gets the government it deserves.


Remember Its like loosing your virginity. It only hurts a little the first time. After that its wonderful.

;)
 
2012-11-06 08:36:10 AM
Ugh, Disqus is misbehaving on CNN, can't even bait the trolls today. Of all days, they had to pick this one to have 'technical' issues....
 
2012-11-06 08:36:14 AM

Elvis_Bogart: Just vote, damn you. I don't care who you vote for, just get off your ass and do it. At least pretend to give a rat's ass.


fandomania.com
 
2012-11-06 08:36:29 AM

Via Infinito: Skleenar: Ehy you don't votef Romney Obama either same. Where? Polls closed. Smart choicer is Libraaterian.Its easy to steel candy from your pet. But when does this also? Yes. Careful to voter machines. Absentee your vote or to stand in line with people withour soaps. Good bleeds.

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Nah. Just a little burnt out on this whole election thing. Voted last week.

Here. Watch this rap video: link
 
2012-11-06 08:36:31 AM
Any word on how Guam went yesterday? They don't have electors, but they vote anyway, and IIRC the nation usually goes the same way Guam does.

/Loved the headline in 2008...something like Obama wins Guam...this is bad news for Haganta
 
2012-11-06 08:36:32 AM

dennysgod: Is the President near?

/too soon?


lh4.googleusercontent.com

/sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-06 08:36:45 AM

FriarReb98: The answer to the Gary Johnson question is: That friend I have on Facebook does. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't know Gary Johnson existed.

\doesn't mean I'm going to go vote for him, but I know he exists.


If you want real change you have to vote for the guy who has no chance.
 
2012-11-06 08:37:16 AM

markfara: Gary Johnson's not going to win a single state, and those who vote for him won't be proving a point in anyone's mind but their own.


strange comment. johnson voters want him to be president. that's why you vote for someone. because you want that person to win. i want johnson to be president. that's why i'm voting for him. and if enough of us vote for him, he'll win.
 
2012-11-06 08:37:20 AM
Not voting... Staying home and smoking weed...   

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-06 08:37:41 AM

NateGrey: Some morning reading:

Nov. 5: Late Poll Gains for Obama Leave Romney With Longer Odds

[static5.businessinsider.com image 361x265]


Nice chart, libtard. It's real subtle how you used ARABIC numberals.

/I'll never get tired of that one!
 
2012-11-06 08:37:56 AM
www.washingtonpost.com

Heartbeat away from Presidency??

COME ON PEOPLE
 
2012-11-06 08:38:02 AM

EyeballKid: I already voted. As a liberal in Kentucky, in keeping with that same love of acts of utter futility, I will later attempt to put out a house fire by pissing on it.


Tennessee here. It's not futile, because our votes, er...go into the popular vote... 

/Fark it - rage, rage against the dying of the light
 
2012-11-06 08:38:32 AM
Am a bit concerned about stray celebratory gunfire here in Baghdad after the muslim dude wins.

/of course I'm kidding
//right?
 
2012-11-06 08:38:35 AM
I didn't vote FOR the "Big Johnson Calculators" T-Shirt as much as I voted against the "Big Dog: Life Begins At Conception" T-shirt.
 
2012-11-06 08:38:39 AM
i466.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 08:38:55 AM

He_Hate_Me: [i67.photobucket.com image 600x515]

In before his site mysteriously goes down, *right-click* + *save image as*


nah, he's predicting Romney with 275 EV now. Surely an 84 EV shift in a matter of days is an indicator of quality polling.
 
2012-11-06 08:38:55 AM
I've been enjoying seeing my conservative Facebook friends getting pumped up for today, because they're in for a brutal collision with reality.

I'm gonna take a nap, then it's off to get milk, my kitty from the vet, and vote for President Obama.
 
2012-11-06 08:39:47 AM

Tax Boy: MachineHead: A morning thread? Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x489]


It took me ten full seconds of cogitating to get what was going on there.

You magnificent bastard.
 
2012-11-06 08:40:02 AM

mentula: markfara: Gary Johnson's not going to win a single state, and those who vote for him won't be proving a point in anyone's mind but their own.

strange comment. johnson voters want him to be president. that's why you vote for someone. because you want that person to win. i want johnson to be president. that's why i'm voting for him. and if enough of us vote for him, he'll win.


Get back with me when that happens.
 
2012-11-06 08:40:03 AM
You know, this is the first time -- hopefully the ONLY time -- my family and I have had so very much personally riding on a presidential election. How scary is the world and how polarized are we when a fairly typical, middle-class family quite literally is about to have their future determined by a presidential election? It makes me wonder if in my fog of TV and Project Runway and middle-class entitlement what I've missed over the years that was as critical to other families in other elections? It also makes me wonder how it is that something so high-level makes such a difference on this, the lowest level?

/I'm scared! Hold me!
//No! Don't hold me! I totally take that back!
///Off to do volunteer work.
 
2012-11-06 08:40:19 AM

strangeguitar: StreetlightInTheGhetto: strangeguitar: First time I got up early to vote. Feels good.

Got up at 5 to get to the polls. Feels awful physically. I'm not awake enough yet to know how I feel mentally.

/downs coffee
//VOTE DAMMIT

Luckily my new polling place is literally 2 blocks away. I was drinking energy drinks since 5:00 am


Doing poll greeting for a proposal the non profit I worked for endorsed. In Taylor, MI. Lord help me.

/SO's grandma works across the street from the place I was somewhat randomly assigned to this morning
//wonder if he's gonna get a call about that. At least she's the Dem grandma
///voted absentee but my friend who voted yesterday scored me an extra I VOTED sticker... first I've gotten since 08. Only absentee voting downside
 
2012-11-06 08:40:20 AM
I voted for Gary Johnson. I live in TX, so it's not like my vote matters anyway. yay democracy!
 
2012-11-06 08:41:03 AM
Showed up at my polling station at 7 AM. There was already about 100 people there, but there were ten lines to process us, and about twenty machines. Total process to walk there, vote, and walk back took about 20 minutes. I love my town.

/Sorry to anyone that has to wait in a long line
//Even if your state swings sharply to one side, it's at least nice to vote for the local ballot initiatives
///Yes on 6!
 
2012-11-06 08:41:32 AM
Just voted. JILL STEIN.

Now, uhhh where'd I leave that drink?
 
2012-11-06 08:41:38 AM

tdyak: He_Hate_Me: [i67.photobucket.com image 600x515]

In before his site mysteriously goes down, *right-click* + *save image as*

Who's website is that?


unskewedpolls.com, tho apparently he's dialed back the derp in recent days and is only projecting a 275-263 Romney victory now.
 
2012-11-06 08:41:56 AM
i466.photobucket.com-lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-11-06 08:42:44 AM

NateGrey: [www.washingtonpost.com image 228x341]

Heartbeat away from Presidency??

COME ON PEOPLE


Heartbeat more like HEART THROB amirite ladies????
 
2012-11-06 08:43:49 AM

coeyagi: DarnoKonrad: [i.imgur.com image 361x265]

Wait, just checked 538, where the f*ck did that come from? Blip early in the morning? It says 91.6 still.


I'm guessing Nate Silver did another run this morning, and 91.6 is the latest result.
 
2012-11-06 08:44:50 AM
I can't wait till Nate Silver turns Joe Scarborough into a newt.
 
2012-11-06 08:45:18 AM

CPennypacker: Voted in NYC. Like pissing in the wind folks!


were the lines long? in brooklyn the wait is over an hour in some spots, I'm going to wait until after the rush hour ... thankfully I don't have to work on Election Day (which I think aught to be a national holiday)
 
2012-11-06 08:45:32 AM
They moved my polling location to a shiatty church in the ghetto. Last time it was across the street from me in a nice, little nursing home. I walked in and walked out within minutes. The new location is in an area with notoriously awful traffic (those in Orlando, its farking semoran and 408).

I will try my hardest to make it, and I know once I'm in line they can't give me the boot, but this will suck.

/I know, I know
//should have voted early
 
2012-11-06 08:47:06 AM
Oh it was just AWFUL. I had to fight my way through a barricade of Black Panthers, and the voting machines would only let me choose Republicans. Worst of all, Vermin Supreme wasn't even on the ballot.

foxtail: Obama will take an early lead, until the republicans get off of work.


HAWHAWHAWHAW! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DEMOCRAT WITH A JOB!

Gulper Eel: I hope Gary Johnson and Jill Stein each fark up the election in one key state.


/yeah, i'm 12
 
2012-11-06 08:47:58 AM
Who ever wins, we lose.
 
2012-11-06 08:48:09 AM

497.5 Feet of Rope: No! It's a ruse! Don't post in this thread--your post only counts in the other thread!


Damnit!
 
2012-11-06 08:48:20 AM

Gulper Eel: I hope Gary Johnson and Jill Stein each fark up the election in one key state.


I kind of hope that as well. I mean, it could lead to a clusterfark that makes 2004 look like a cakewalk, but maybe it'll insert some reality into politics.
 
2012-11-06 08:48:30 AM
Voting day, time to drink!
 
2012-11-06 08:49:01 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: foxtail: Obama will take an early lead, until the republicans get off of work.

HAWHAWHAWHAW! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DEMOCRAT WITH A JOB!



UNLESS YOU COUNT HAVING UNWED BABBYS AND COLLECTING WELLFARE!!! HARHAHRHR!
 
2012-11-06 08:49:21 AM

Broktun: Who ever wins, we lose.


Well at least you've found a way to feel superior to everyone else.
 
2012-11-06 08:49:34 AM

Catymogo1: Gulper Eel: I hope Gary Johnson and Jill Stein each fark up the election in one key state.

I kind of hope that as well. I mean, it could lead to a clusterfark that makes 2004 look like a cakewalk, but maybe it'll insert some reality into politics.


That is NOT going to happen, but keep dreaming. . . .
 
2012-11-06 08:49:41 AM

Broktun: Who ever wins, we lose.


Look... the protocol is such that Apathy is to be followed strictly with "So Vote Republican."

This is not Vietnam, Dude, there are rules.
 
2012-11-06 08:49:44 AM
I cast my votes for those evil libby libs this morning. Now to sit back and watch the world burn.
 
2012-11-06 08:49:47 AM

JolobinSmokin: It's been twelve hours in the labor room and still no baby.

Looks like I won't have to pay attention to the election.

People always say babies are blessing...


I went 17 (Without so much as a Tylenol. Loved the 80s and the emphasis on natural birth). Congratulations and keep sharp objects away from her in the meantime.
 
2012-11-06 08:49:55 AM

markfara: strange comment. johnson voters want him to be president. that's why you vote for someone. because you want that person to win. i want johnson to be president. that's why i'm voting for him. and if enough of us vote for him, he'll win.


I want him (Johnson) to win, that's why I'm voting for him... in 2016. Obama deserves a 2nd term -->

/lh3.googleusercontent.com
//gis obama one finger salute
 
2012-11-06 08:50:01 AM

markfara: Catymogo1: Gulper Eel: I hope Gary Johnson and Jill Stein each fark up the election in one key state.

I kind of hope that as well. I mean, it could lead to a clusterfark that makes 2004 look like a cakewalk, but maybe it'll insert some reality into politics.

That is NOT going to happen, but keep dreaming. . . .


Of course it's not going to happen. It's still amusing to think about, though.
 
2012-11-06 08:50:29 AM
I care about Gary Johnson.
 
2012-11-06 08:51:08 AM

FeedTheCollapse: He_Hate_Me: [i67.photobucket.com image 600x515]

In before his site mysteriously goes down, *right-click* + *save image as*

nah, he's predicting Romney with 275 EV now. Surely an 84 EV shift in a matter of days is an indicator of quality polling.


That previous map was completely delusional. He should at least have the courage to stand behind his delusions.
 
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