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2012-11-06 08:19:12 AM  
I vote for this thread being my favorite election thread.
 
2012-11-06 08:19:13 AM  
I already voted. As a liberal in Kentucky, in keeping with that same love of acts of utter futility, I will later attempt to put out a house fire by pissing on it.
 
2012-11-06 08:19:22 AM  
i care about gary johnson, and will be voting for him.
 
2012-11-06 08:19:59 AM  
Maybe I'll play Halo tonight.

BOOM HEADSHOT.
 
2012-11-06 08:20:00 AM  
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!
 
2012-11-06 08:20:32 AM  
Just got done voting at my local voting place.. God it was a clusterfark in there.. Nothing was organized and all the old people had no clue what was going on half the time..
 
2012-11-06 08:20:40 AM  
In my town, 300,000+ already voted, expect about 100,000 stragglers. Still getting phone calls from Bender from the most exotic area codes in the country selling all sorts of fantasy.

i156.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 08:20:56 AM  
BTW Subby, the answer to your third question is, "No."
 
2012-11-06 08:20:56 AM  

JolobinSmokin: It's been twelve hours in the labor room and still no baby.

Looks like I won't have to pay attention to the election.

People always say babies are blessing...


Mazeltov! The internet is here, to pay attention so you don't have to!
 
2012-11-06 08:21:02 AM  

organizmx: Anyone know what happened in the Ohio lawsuit this morning?


martial law was declared
 
2012-11-06 08:21:47 AM  
I love the smell of butthurt in the morning.

And bacon.

And 317 EVs.
 
2012-11-06 08:22:55 AM  
I just came back from the future. After Romney lost; he opened a boutique in South Beach selling his designer underwear.

Surprisingly - it became a craze. Even President Biden bought a pair.
 
2012-11-06 08:23:16 AM  

mentula: i care about gary johnson weed, and will be voting for him smokling it.


FTFY
 
2012-11-06 08:23:18 AM  
slopeofhope.typepad.com

Is the President near?

/too soon?
 
2012-11-06 08:23:39 AM  
I hope my candidate wins, and the candidate of the opposing party loses. I anticipate quite the reaction on their part when they lose, too!
 
2012-11-06 08:24:06 AM  
The fragrance explodes the cowboy bone.
 
2012-11-06 08:24:27 AM  
i67.photobucket.com

In before his site mysteriously goes down, *right-click* + *save image as*
 
2012-11-06 08:24:55 AM  

Nurglitch: I hope my candidate wins, and the candidate of the opposing party loses. I anticipate quite the reaction on their part when they lose, too!


I hope the GOP implodes. I hope they rape and murder children to prove that they're rapists and murderers.

Eggs, crack, omelet.
 
2012-11-06 08:25:18 AM  
It's wrong to have an election thread without voting enabled. I'd say that was downright undemocratic of Fark.
 
2012-11-06 08:25:27 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 08:26:03 AM  

Great_Milenko: BTW Subby, the answer to your third question is, "No."


I have a friend in Florida who hates Romney but decided to vote for Gary Johnson because he didn't like "the shenanigans that Obama pulled with his website". After I recovered from the blood vessels in my head exploding, I told him I sure was glad his f*cking vote wasn't going to decide this election. I really wanted to beat him with a dildo, but that's difficult to do through the computer.
 
2012-11-06 08:26:06 AM  
Breaking update: I made coffee but I left it at home. I had to buy more when I got to work.

I also bought a muffin.
 
2012-11-06 08:26:09 AM  

DarnoKonrad: [i.imgur.com image 361x265]


Holy shiat, that biatch keeps going up!

Someone please get Nate Silver in witness protection.
 
2012-11-06 08:27:09 AM  

PanicMan: Breaking update: I made coffee but I left it at home. I had to buy more when I got to work.

I also bought a muffin.


BUY coffee at work? Holy shiat, you are not better off than 4 years ago.

So... you know.... vote.... um, Republican?
 
2012-11-06 08:27:52 AM  
Obama down to 91.6% on 538. from 92.2%. HA HA HA FARTBAMA
 
2012-11-06 08:27:53 AM  
Nervously scouring news from inside the Green Zone. Keep the comments coming, friends.
 
2012-11-06 08:27:59 AM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-11-06 08:28:10 AM  

JOHN MCENROE MY CHILDHOOD NEMESIS: Just finished voting in Ohio. Asked for a paper ballot, cause I dont want to deal with the shenanigans around the voting machines.

Was sad that I couldnt vote for Rocky Anderson, even though I wanted to badly. I realize now that write-in rules/laws are REALLY DUMB. Because you can 'write in' anyone, but if the EV delegates havent pledged to vote for that person, your vote doesnt count.

How rediculous.


You realize the shenanigans are over the software patch put on the machines that count the paper ballots...like the one you just filled out....not the electronic ballot machines.
 
2012-11-06 08:28:21 AM  
Last time i skipped an election Bush got a 2nd term - i was young naive and too stoned to go out to the polls.

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Just cast my vote here in Florida, had some nice small talk with the old church ladies about how much my beard looks like their husband's. Also having previously only voted in Georgia, i had to double take at Ron Swanson on the ballot before i remembered he's a real person here - this state is so odd.

/i am ready for endless suffrage
 
2012-11-06 08:28:27 AM  

bkosh84: Just got done voting at my local voting place.. God it was a clusterfark in there.. Nothing was organized and all the old people had no clue what was going on half the time..


Some day America will run an election as smoothly as they do in India.
Some day.
 
2012-11-06 08:28:47 AM  

strangeguitar: First time I got up early to vote. Feels good.


Got up at 5 to get to the polls. Feels awful physically. I'm not awake enough yet to know how I feel mentally.

/downs coffee
//VOTE DAMMIT
 
2012-11-06 08:29:00 AM  

DarnoKonrad: [i.imgur.com image 361x265]


www.emek.net
 
2012-11-06 08:29:09 AM  

DarnoKonrad: [i.imgur.com image 361x265]


Wait, just checked 538, where the f*ck did that come from? Blip early in the morning? It says 91.6 still.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:21 AM  
Voted this morning. Nice long line, no "random observers", no "obscene pollsters", no "candidate surrogates" handing me stuff.

I'm not following facebook until tomorrow - I can't take the garbage and lies anymore.

Yes, I voted for YOUR candidate... YOURS. :)

/Happy to remind folks all day to GOTV
//Nagged co-workers already
///SLASHIES come in threes
 
2012-11-06 08:29:40 AM  

NateGrey: If Romney wins, God help us all.


Meh, we'll just have another economic collapse and war with Iran. No big deal.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:43 AM  

coeyagi: Nurglitch: I hope my candidate wins, and the candidate of the opposing party loses. I anticipate quite the reaction on their part when they lose, too!

I hope the GOP implodes. I hope they rape and murder children to prove that they're rapists and murderers.

Eggs, crack, omelet.


theres a good politico link in the politics tab at the moment talking about the brewing civil war in the republican party, irrespective of the winner of todays election.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:01 AM  
did my thing for voting on who i would rather fark up this country for the next 4 years. let the races begin. glad i stocked on liquid bread yesterday.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:05 AM  
Currently standing in line in Florida. Only been waiting for about two hours now. The past few years I walked in and voted instantly. This is a clusterfark. Probably another 45-60 minutes more.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:13 AM  

LucklessWonder: It's wrong to have an election thread without voting enabled. I'd say that was downright undemocratic of Fark.


The 1% of Fark has already voted. Your vote doesn't count liter.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:20 AM  
copied over from another thread:

I have already voted, and i'm settled in at the democratic party staging area in Carlisle (330 east louder steet). i'm going to be busy here around 9am when our first shift of phone bankers and/or canvassers come in to pick up their packets. I will post updates/pictures via my twitter feed tho, @weaverxp if you're interested and/or want to harass me.

get out there and vote today people! And if you're a central Pa local, come on down to visit...get here before the donuts are gone though or i'm sending you back out for foodage. oh, and i'll be here until we close doors at 8pm! so come down and we'll put you to work.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:43 AM  
Ehy you don't votef Romney Obama either same. Where? Polls closed. Smart choicer is Libraaterian.Its easy to steel candy from your pet. But when does this also? Yes. Careful to voter machines. Absentee your vote or to stand in line with people withour soaps. Good bleeds.
 
2012-11-06 08:31:02 AM  

strangeguitar: First time I got up early to vote. Feels good.


I voted at just after 6am, then I went out and dropped some napalm on some of my neighbors whose homes were wrecked by the storm.


/I'm at work now and feel better
 
2012-11-06 08:31:27 AM  
Gary Johnson's not going to win a single state, and those who vote for him won't be proving a point in anyone's mind but their own.

Hopefully, the grownups will make the right decision.
 
2012-11-06 08:31:39 AM  

Skleenar: Ehy you don't votef Romney Obama either same. Where? Polls closed. Smart choicer is Libraaterian.Its easy to steel candy from your pet. But when does this also? Yes. Careful to voter machines. Absentee your vote or to stand in line with people withour soaps. Good bleeds.


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2012-11-06 08:31:53 AM  
Went and voted at 7 am here in NH. GoBama.
 
2012-11-06 08:32:03 AM  
i55.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 08:32:17 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: strangeguitar: First time I got up early to vote. Feels good.

Got up at 5 to get to the polls. Feels awful physically. I'm not awake enough yet to know how I feel mentally.

/downs coffee
//VOTE DAMMIT


Luckily my new polling place is literally 2 blocks away. I was drinking energy drinks since 5:00 am
 
2012-11-06 08:32:41 AM  
Voted in NYC. Like pissing in the wind folks!
 
2012-11-06 08:32:42 AM  

He_Hate_Me: [i67.photobucket.com image 600x515]

In before his site mysteriously goes down, *right-click* + *save image as*


Who's website is that?
 
2012-11-06 08:32:53 AM  

Father_Jack: coeyagi: Nurglitch: I hope my candidate wins, and the candidate of the opposing party loses. I anticipate quite the reaction on their part when they lose, too!

I hope the GOP implodes. I hope they rape and murder children to prove that they're rapists and murderers.

Eggs, crack, omelet.

theres a good politico link in the politics tab at the moment talking about the brewing civil war in the republican party, irrespective of the winner of todays election.


Yeah, saw that. It's unlikely, just wishful thinking.

There are too many people who identify with the brand, and the brand doesn't stand for anything but "my whole family is GOP so I'm GOP" anymore.
 
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