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(Yahoo)   A rogue man-eating leopard has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-06 08:13:39 AM
Ex-British colony. The answer is tea, of course.
 
2012-11-06 08:15:01 AM
Shouldn't have ducked into that disused lavatory in the basement.
 
2012-11-06 08:16:26 AM
Just leave some anti-freeze soaked hot dogs out.
 
2012-11-06 08:20:58 AM
Fewer people means less competition for jobs! Radically reduce the size of citizens! Nay Paul 2012!
 
2012-11-06 08:21:01 AM
Nepalese have a strong taste, not unlike mutton. I recommend a nice vintage tawny port.
 
2012-11-06 08:22:12 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-06 08:29:12 AM
Earl Grey Hot....
 
2012-11-06 08:32:48 AM
mmmmm, people, the other white meat
 
2012-11-06 08:35:46 AM
He ate one of the sister's brothers.
 
2012-11-06 08:47:19 AM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2012-11-06 08:52:39 AM

xanadian: Shouldn't have ducked into that disused lavatory in the basement.


*shakes tiny fist*

Well played...
 
2012-11-06 08:57:00 AM
You don't say....

content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2012-11-06 09:31:47 AM
So is it white or red wine with human flesh? And does ethnicity have anything to do with it? Are humans white meat or red meat?
 
2012-11-06 09:37:19 AM

Metaluna Mutant: So is it white or red wine with human flesh? And does ethnicity have anything to do with it? Are humans white meat or red meat?


They're all pink in the middle.
 
2012-11-06 09:43:53 AM
VIVA NEPAL!
 
2012-11-06 09:49:20 AM

Metaluna Mutant: So is it white or red wine with human flesh? And does ethnicity have anything to do with it? Are humans white meat or red meat?


Long pig. The other, *OTHER* white meat.
 
2012-11-06 09:50:06 AM
Man-eating Leopards: See spots, RUN!
 
2012-11-06 09:53:24 AM
A cool, refreshing yogurt drink is traditional, I think.
 
2012-11-06 10:01:22 AM
How about a nice Chianti ?
 
2012-11-06 10:24:19 AM

dittybopper: Ex-British colony. The answer is tea, of course.


Wrong. Nepal has never been conquered or colonized by any other country. You may be thinking of the large contingent of Gurkhas in the British and Indian armies but they have always been volunteer mercenary soldiers.

They are so proud of this that their official time is 30 minutes off of the neighboring time zones just to prove their independence.
 
2012-11-06 10:30:25 AM
Fava beans and a nice chianti
 
2012-11-06 10:30:51 AM
Well you knew it had to be a Leopard, as it is utterly impossible that a Lion, Bengal, Panther, or Jaguar could ever go 15-0
 
2012-11-06 10:42:30 AM

protectyourlimbs: You don't say....

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If you thought that was a good story, you need to check out this guy. His books are awesome.
 
2012-11-06 11:02:01 AM

catmandu: dittybopper: Ex-British colony. The answer is tea, of course.

Wrong. Nepal has never been conquered or colonized by any other country.


To be fair, the British did defeat them in the Anglo-Nepali war, getting concessions from Nepal (including the right to recruit, which is why they still have Gurkhas). You can't deny the influence, though, even if the British didn't actually intend to conquer the place.
 
2012-11-06 11:27:55 AM

dittybopper: catmandu: dittybopper: Ex-British colony. The answer is tea, of course.

Wrong. Nepal has never been conquered or colonized by any other country.

To be fair, the British did defeat them in the Anglo-Nepali war, getting concessions from Nepal (including the right to recruit, which is why they still have Gurkhas). You can't deny the influence, though, even if the British didn't actually intend to conquer the place.


Definitely cannot deny the influence. Just as I cannot deny the influence of the Aryans who have trickled in from India over the centuries. The cities and lowlands are definitely closer to northern India in look and population (and mostly Hindu) and the hills (we call them mountains) are definitely closer to Tibet and China (mostly Buddhist).
 
2012-11-06 11:40:42 AM
Death in the Long Grass.

Someone call a hunter.
 
2012-11-06 12:19:18 PM
Even if it is killed now, the score would still be Humans 1, Leopard 15.
 
2012-11-06 12:30:49 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if it is killed now, the score would still be Humans 1, Leopard 15.


No, because we could capture it alive, and then proceed to kill it and revive it as many times as necessary in order to even up the score.
 
2012-11-06 03:44:10 PM
www.oboerin.com

/Impressed (a bit)
 
2012-11-06 04:23:59 PM
How about closing out the meal with Mister T?

/sorry, couldn't resist
//his mohawk might tickle the leopard's throat
 
2012-11-06 04:33:53 PM
Why rogue? The mission in life is carnivore correct? He or she is simply an apex predator
 
2012-11-06 05:17:10 PM

Bronzemom: How about a nice Chianti ?


With a side of fava beans, no? I do agree, red is the right call. Chianti perfect.
 
2012-11-06 05:19:18 PM
Port, preferably, Starbird Port.

Ahvast ye lubbers! Clear my berth, or I'll be woolding ye.
 
2012-11-06 11:10:43 PM
I don't know about anyone else but the first time I read the headline like this:

"A rogue man, eating leopard, has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port"


And I was like, WTF? I should probably get some sleep.
 
2012-11-07 12:37:34 AM

peeledpeas: I don't know about anyone else but the first time I read the headline like this:

"A rogue man, eating leopard, has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port"


And I was like, WTF? I should probably get some sleep.


Yes, yes you should.
 
2012-11-07 02:36:43 PM

walkerhound: protectyourlimbs: You don't say....

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If you thought that was a good story, you need to check out this guy. His books are awesome.


You actually sparked my interest, using my new kindle fire to search
 
2012-11-07 03:29:56 PM

protectyourlimbs:
You actually sparked my interest, using my new kindle fire to search


:) Great books if you like old-timey stories about dangerous game in 3rd world countries. I imagine him as that big game hunter from "Jumanji."

The original book by Patterson was also better than G&D...if I could only get my hands on a 1st edition I'd be satisfied.
 
2012-11-08 12:24:23 PM

walkerhound: protectyourlimbs:
You actually sparked my interest, using my new kindle fire to search

:) Great books if you like old-timey stories about dangerous game in 3rd world countries. I imagine him as that big game hunter from "Jumanji."

The original book by Patterson was also better than G&D...if I could only get my hands on a 1st edition I'd be satisfied.


See a few on Ebay in the $150-200 range but not top condition, unfortunately for me my reading time has been limited to fark over the last year, was actually looking to take a break and do something good with the time I waste at work, I am starting with "Man-Eaters of Kumaon"
 
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