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(The Raw Story)   Using maracas, coca leaves and a hallucinogenic brew, shamans in Peru predict Obama to win re-election. Book it, done   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, obama, coca, shamans, Incas, tobacco smoking, Peru  
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2012-11-06 07:08:16 AM  
We can't actually prove that some pundits in the US don't do this. It might explains some things.
2012-11-06 08:40:30 AM  
Meh. It's about as reliable as all the other sources Republicans have been using to predict Romney's victory.
2012-11-06 08:56:03 AM  
Still more reliable than Unskewed Polls. I bet they weren't effeminate either.
2012-11-06 09:00:19 AM  
I totally misread that as a "hallucinogenic jew."

/may have picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
2012-11-06 09:01:24 AM  
well, a blind guess is a 50/50 chance of being right, so not impressed here. those are great odds.
2012-11-06 09:03:27 AM  
That's amazing! That's exactly how I predicted Obama's re-election victory -- in 1997!
2012-11-06 09:05:55 AM  
What do the Kenyans predict about their native son?
2012-11-06 09:09:08 AM  
Voodoo has a liberal bias.
d23 [BareFark]
2012-11-06 09:10:58 AM  

AMonkey'sUncle: What do the Kenyans predict about their native son?
2012-11-06 09:11:40 AM  
I love Peru. Was there in June, developed a serious toothache in Cusco. Went to the pharmacy, cost 1.25 to talk to the pharmacist. Pantomimed my problem, got medicine. Toothache went away. REALLY far away. Medicine was $4.00.

///Looked it up online, yep, perscription in the US, with mandatory office visit.
2012-11-06 09:11:44 AM  

It's like equal rights never happened for you people.
2012-11-06 09:19:14 AM  
I read that as "macacas" and I thought it was a headline about American politicians for a second.

/need moar coffee
2012-11-06 09:21:45 AM  
That was no hallucination, that was actually Pee Wee endorsing Obama. History books will say that's when a second term was clinched, everything after that is just piling on.
2012-11-06 09:50:24 AM  

imontheinternet: Voodoo has a liberal bias.

Is that why voodoo economics hasn't managed to trickle anything down after 30 years? Damned liberals - I knew they were to blame somehow.
2012-11-06 09:55:06 AM  
My magic 8 ball confirms this.
2012-11-06 10:22:07 AM  

Monirae: My magic 8 ball confirms this.

Don't harsh on the yage, dude. That stuff is some serious shiat. After what I saw when I was on it, I have no problem believing anything they predicted. Not that Romney will win.
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