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2012-11-06 11:21:06 AM
♫♪ If you knew sushi
like I knew sushi
oh, oh, it shouldn't smell ♪♫
 
2012-11-06 11:21:10 AM
Not for me, chum.
 
2012-11-06 11:22:22 AM
"But how am I going to get that smell off all those fish?"
 
2012-11-06 11:23:37 AM
I love sushi. Not the smell. The presentation.

It's what's for lunch today. I wish the Japanese take-out place made Tempura though. Everything is better deep-fried, even turnips, brocolli and zucchini.

As for the smell, I imagine that Sushi perfume has a potential upside you are over looking.

I hope it attracts sharks.
 
2012-11-06 11:24:33 AM
Let me give your thread a helping hand, Subby.

Land shark!

Candy gram!

Gratuitous boobage!
 
2012-11-06 11:24:56 AM
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Sushi cologne you say?
 
2012-11-06 11:25:48 AM
If it smells like fish, it's a dish
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

/I'm so confused right now
 
2012-11-06 11:26:24 AM
If it smells like fish...
 
2012-11-06 11:26:46 AM
I summon Bevets!

Debate the following point: Sharks are proof of the existence of God and Divine Providence and Benevolence because they save enormously larger numbers of lives by keeping fools out of the water than they accidentally take by mistaking fat bathers for seals or porpoises.

Well. I've done what I can. My job here is finished.
 
2012-11-06 11:27:09 AM

Iceman_Cometh: If it smells like fish, it's a dish
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

/I'm so confused right now


Curses, and +1
 
2012-11-06 11:29:23 AM
 
2012-11-06 11:29:36 AM
So it's gonna smell like any Anime Convention during the summer?.
 
2012-11-06 11:29:52 AM
But I don't want to smell like a nigir..i
 
2012-11-06 11:30:00 AM
Behold. The Kosher Sushi Mezuzah. You can't explain that.

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2012-11-06 11:32:10 AM
Durian would be better.
 
2012-11-06 11:32:24 AM
Approves

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2012-11-06 11:33:42 AM
Sushi cologne? Nah, I think I'll pass on smelling of dead fish. I'll leave that to subby's mom.
 
2012-11-06 11:37:12 AM
Also approves

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2012-11-06 11:39:10 AM
Isn't this just soy sauce?
 
2012-11-06 11:40:28 AM
Does it taste like chicken???
 
2012-11-06 11:42:19 AM
I thought all women smelled like that.
 
2012-11-06 11:52:52 AM
Yesterday, mashable had a better list. 10 Ways to Smell Like a Geek
 
2012-11-06 11:58:05 AM
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2012-11-06 11:59:17 AM

vudukungfu: I thought all women smelled like that.


If you see a bottle of this in her medicine cabinet, an inspection may be in order

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2012-11-06 12:02:49 PM
Su-su-sushi
Mushi-mushi
Cherry blossom and rice
Su-su-sushi she's so nice
 
2012-11-06 12:02:56 PM
Sushi really isn't supposed to smell.

If it does, I highly suggest you pick a different Japanese restaurant.
 
2012-11-06 12:04:01 PM
Headlines-that-begin-with-"so" trifecta now in play.
 
2012-11-06 12:51:54 PM
Smell ya' later!
 
2012-11-06 01:58:35 PM
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Oh hey are you going this way?

'Cause we're going this way too. What a coincidence. We should get to know one another.
 
2012-11-06 02:01:16 PM

SirEattonHogg: Sushi really isn't supposed to smell.

If it does, I highly suggest you pick a different Japanese restaurant.


Sushi can have a great many odors. It is not supposed to smell fishy (except for mackeral and a few other oily fish), but the rice, vinegar, nori, and some of the ingredients can have wonderful and subtle smells.
 
2012-11-06 02:36:27 PM
"Good morning ladies"
 
2012-11-06 02:41:49 PM
So... "Woman", then...?
 
2012-11-06 03:11:40 PM
Have you anything a little more fishier?

Fishier?

Fishier.

Fish, fish, fish. A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t...

Like halibut or sea bass.

Or bream?

Yes.

No, we haven't got any of that... ah, I've got mackerel... or cod... or hake...

You haven't got anything a little more halibutish?

Er... parrot? What's that doing there? Or skate with just a hint of prawn? Or crab, tiger and almonds, very unusual.

I really had my heart set on halibut.

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t. So it was halibut... or... ?

Sea bass.

Sea bass. Won't be a moment.
 
2012-11-06 03:12:50 PM
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Nyotaimori-scented?
 
2012-11-06 05:45:02 PM
What's it called? Stevie Nicks?
 
2012-11-06 07:19:14 PM
I swear to god someone in my coding class must have this then, because I keep getting random whiffs of distinctive FISH smell when I'm there. And as I and the only other female in the class are not it, it's gotta be one of the guys. Ugh.
 
2012-11-06 07:59:20 PM

ladyfortuna: I swear to god someone in my coding class must have this then, because I keep getting random whiffs of distinctive FISH smell when I'm there. And as I and the only other female in the class are not it, it's gotta be one of the guys. Ugh.



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2012-11-06 09:56:36 PM

uber humper: ladyfortuna: I swear to god someone in my coding class must have this then, because I keep getting random whiffs of distinctive FISH smell when I'm there. And as I and the only other female in the class are not it, it's gotta be one of the guys. Ugh.


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*gag*
 
2012-11-06 10:00:08 PM
I should be more specific. You know that smell when you leave a wrapper from raw fish in the garbage for a day or so? THAT'S the smell I caught in my classroom. I eat sushi as often as I can afford, so it's not that even raw fish gross me out. It's when it smells like nasty rotting fish... and it's obviously coming from either a person or an object in the same classroom.
 
2012-11-07 02:09:44 AM
If you knew how much my wife loves sushi, you'd understand.
 
2012-11-07 11:47:53 AM

Insaniteus: If you knew how much my wife loves sushi, you'd understand.


If we knew sushi like she knew sushi?
 
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