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(UPI)   Donkey sex suspect wants his animal back. Lawyer to appeal under "Don't ass, don't tell"   (upi.com) divider line 44
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2012-11-06 08:26:53 AM  
Hee-haw means hee-haw!
 
2012-11-06 09:28:03 AM  
It's inter-species erotica.

userserve-ak.last.fm

Misses his donkey.
 
2012-11-06 10:46:13 AM  
He just loves his donkey.
 
2012-11-06 10:47:52 AM  
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-06 11:21:28 AM  
Romero told the judge he believes he is in protective custody to keep him away from the donkey, named Doodle.

s3.jspenguin.org

NOPONY CALLS ME DOODLE!
 
2012-11-06 11:32:13 AM  

slayer199: It's inter-species erotica.

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x281]

Misses his donkey.


/leaving satisfied
 
2012-11-06 11:32:32 AM  
Some day, inter-species marriage will be legal.
 
2012-11-06 11:35:09 AM  
WhippingBoy

Some day, inter-species marriage will be legal.

He still Mrs. his donkey
 
2012-11-06 11:35:18 AM  
Shouldn't it be the donkey in protective custody?
 
2012-11-06 11:36:19 AM  
I like big asses and I cannot lie.
 
2012-11-06 11:39:13 AM  
At least it wasn't a turtle.....


/ I like turtles
 
2012-11-06 11:40:59 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-06 11:41:55 AM  
What a pain in that Ass' arse.
 
2012-11-06 11:46:53 AM  
So when he says he's going out to get some ass, he really, really means it.
 
2012-11-06 11:51:33 AM  

iheartscotch: At least it wasn't a turtle.....


/ I like turtles


Are you a Turtle?
 
2012-11-06 11:57:50 AM  
""I want my donkey back. There's got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her," Romero said."


$500.00?

Hell, he could have gotten 25 sessions with "Florida's Finest" for that kind of money.
 
2012-11-06 12:02:00 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

is not amused
 
2012-11-06 12:04:09 PM  
From the Comments: What about the fate of his half man half donkey child?
 
2012-11-06 12:04:53 PM  
img141.imageshack.us
Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!
 
2012-11-06 12:13:46 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: [i.chzbgr.com image 492x418]


Is she on a leash? The human, I mean?
 
2012-11-06 12:19:46 PM  
img407.imageshack.us

There's a song in the air,
But the fair senorita
Doesn't seem to care
For the song in the air.
So I'll sing to the mule
If you're sure she won't think that I am just a fool
Serenading a mule.

Amigo mio, does she not have a dainty bray?
She listens carefully to each little word we play.
La bella senorita?
Si, si, mi muchachito,
She'd love to sing it too if only she knew the way.
But try as she may,
In her voice there's a flaw!
And all that the lady can say Is "e-e-aw!"
Senorita donkey sita, not so fleet as a mosquito,
But so sweet like my Chiquita,
You're the one for me. 

Link
 
2012-11-06 12:26:07 PM  
Did anyone ask Doodle to she feels about this?
 
2012-11-06 12:36:38 PM  
Best headline in a long time...
 
2012-11-06 12:42:50 PM  
So, how hung does a guy have to be in order to cause distress to a donkey by... well...
Anyhow, it's pretty nasty, but I don't see how it's particularly cruel.

Oh, yeah, also, accused != convicted, due process clause of fifth amendment, yadda, yadda...
Who am I kidding. The courts wouldn't be involved if he was innocent.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:55 PM  
I bet this was supposed to be Mitt's October Surprise.
 
Xai
2012-11-06 01:28:18 PM  
Honestly, is it really so bad?
 
2012-11-06 02:00:00 PM  

Sybarite: Hee-haw means hee-haw!


HAW HAW
pressthebuttons.typepad.com
 
2012-11-06 02:01:02 PM  
Ok. I admit I'm curious on one thing, when these (alleged) perverts come behind these hoofed animals, aren't they afraid the animal might kick back!
If you've ever spent time around farm animals (and teased a couple as kids) you would have seen just how hard these things can kick!

Bonus: search on YouTube for "cow does drop kick on a guy"
 
2012-11-06 02:29:12 PM  

Resident Muslim: Ok. I admit I'm curious on one thing, when these (alleged) perverts come behind these hoofed animals, aren't they afraid the animal might kick back!
If you've ever spent time around farm animals (and teased a couple as kids) you would have seen just how hard these things can kick!

Bonus: search on YouTube for "cow does drop kick on a guy"


You've already thought about this way too much.
 
2012-11-06 02:36:44 PM  
i1323.photobucket.com

Still misses his donkey....
 
2012-11-06 03:12:39 PM  
Honestly, how do you insult a man like that? How? He's a donkeyfarker. No matter what you come up with, he's just going to nod his head and say "is there a problem with that?"
 
2012-11-06 03:24:34 PM  
image.funscrape.com
 
2012-11-06 03:28:05 PM  

slayer199: It's inter-species erotica.

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x281]

Misses his donkey.


Came here for reference.
Farkers deliver
 
2012-11-06 03:31:18 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: iheartscotch: At least it wasn't a turtle.....


/ I like turtles

Are you a Turtle?


You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle
 
2012-11-06 04:39:36 PM  

dallylamma: [img141.imageshack.us image 480x272]
Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!


In a movie full of great lines, that one probably makes me laugh the hardest.

/Did you see the size of that thing?
 
2012-11-06 04:46:53 PM  
FTA: "County officials said they plan to petition the court for custody of the donkey. The animal may then end up for adoption, officials said."

Am I the only one to read that as "Officials plan to peddle ass to public?"
 
2012-11-06 04:59:02 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: dallylamma: [img141.imageshack.us image 480x272]
Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!

In a movie full of great lines, that one probably makes me laugh the hardest.

/Did you see the size of that thing?


It's the way Jay tacks on the 'With his wiener!' that really makes it. It's as if he's just figuring out what this donkey show is going to entail.
 
2012-11-06 05:28:40 PM  

dallylamma: Mr. Shabooboo: dallylamma: [img141.imageshack.us image 480x272]
Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!

In a movie full of great lines, that one probably makes me laugh the hardest.

/Did you see the size of that thing?

It's the way Jay tacks on the 'With his wiener!' that really makes it. It's as if he's just figuring out what this donkey show is going to entail.


And the slight pause before he adds it in..And the excitement!
 
2012-11-06 05:42:50 PM  
TFA: County officials said they plan to petition the court for custody of the donkey. The animal may then end up for adoption, officials said.


See, this is where we departed from the Judeo-Christian values on which this country and its law are based.

Leviticus 20:15: "And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast"

The donkey must die!! And the dude, too.
 
2012-11-06 07:49:41 PM  
The person in question?

Thanks Smokey
 
2012-11-06 08:53:01 PM  

GenePoolinWV: sweet-daddy-2: iheartscotch: At least it wasn't a turtle.....


/ I like turtles

Are you a Turtle?

You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle


Being "old school",your use of a vulgar word requires a round of drinks.
 
2012-11-06 09:49:04 PM  
It might be weird, but why is it illegal?
 
2012-11-06 10:03:21 PM  
www.fybertech.com
 
2012-11-07 04:39:55 AM  

Citrate1007: Resident Muslim: Ok. I admit I'm curious on one thing, when these (alleged) perverts come behind these hoofed animals, aren't they afraid the animal might kick back!
If you've ever spent time around farm animals (and teased a couple as kids) you would have seen just how hard these things can kick!

Bonus: search on YouTube for "cow does drop kick on a guy"

You've already thought about this way too much.


Why yes, yes I have!
If you've seen how hard these animals can kick you'd wonder too!

I almost got kicked by a small (untrained) horse that was running around loose on a farm.
I can't remember what part of the saddle I tried grabbing onto, and the thing just bucked an kicked.
Just barely grazed me.
I'm just happy today that I have a functioning hip joint / intact femur.
 
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