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(Kaiser Family Foundation)   What's the best way to keep warm in autumn is it c) Strip naked on a muddy beach at 3am and throw rocks at swans?   (thisisplymouth.co.uk) divider line 24
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2012-11-06 09:33:22 AM
"I am a conscientious man
and when I throw rocks at sea birds
I leave no tern unstoned".
 
2012-11-06 10:36:03 AM
Stone the crows swans.
 
2012-11-06 10:38:15 AM
It works, goddamnit.
 
2012-11-06 10:39:35 AM
Was alcohol involved perhaps?
 
2012-11-06 10:39:43 AM
 
2012-11-06 10:39:50 AM
"Strip naked on beach" clicks link "A naked man..." closes tab.
 
2012-11-06 10:42:35 AM
We all have our coping mechanisms.
 
2012-11-06 10:43:45 AM

Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.


Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.
 
2012-11-06 10:44:27 AM
This is definitely my laugh of the day here. When is it not funny when somebody is naked?
 
2012-11-06 10:45:25 AM
I wish they named him so I could write him in for some House seats today.
 
2012-11-06 10:47:42 AM

simplicimus: Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.

Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.


Are they like geese? Geese are horrendous creatures.
 
2012-11-06 10:49:19 AM
media.makeadare.com 

Does not approve of these shenanigans.
 
2012-11-06 11:02:46 AM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: simplicimus: Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.

Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.

Are they like geese? Geese are horrendous creatures.


Close to geese. But swans are larger and will attack also.
 
2012-11-06 11:08:31 AM
Did he have goose bumps??
 
2012-11-06 11:10:55 AM
Had the swan escaped?

/ P.I.Staker
 
2012-11-06 11:33:16 AM
Ok, pet peeve. If someone places a website on the internet, they should have the courtesy to identify the state/country/some location that that website originates from. Best I could suss out is that Plymouth is somewhere in the UK.
By the way, it's against the law to harass the swans in Kensington Garden, London, UK.
 
2012-11-06 11:34:15 AM
Good for him. Swans are assholes.
 
2012-11-06 11:35:56 AM
It must be mating season.
 
2012-11-06 11:48:26 AM
Okay ladies, these stories are almost always men. Time to do your part to demonstrate gender equality.
 
2012-11-06 12:13:15 PM
Swans are geese with bad attitudes and superiority complexes.
The complete assholes of the avian world.
Fark swans.
 
2012-11-06 12:18:42 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

They are also rapey.
 
2012-11-06 01:54:54 PM
*reads headline*
well, that would depend on whether the local jail has heated cells or not.
 
2012-11-06 03:17:46 PM

loki see loki do: Swans are geese with bad attitudes and superiority complexes.
The complete assholes of the avian world.
Fark swans.


Careful now, bluejays are some serious assholes.
 
2012-11-06 07:47:45 PM
Subby fails at headlines, multiple choice, and punctuation; excels in run-on sentences.
 
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