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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)   Two of three Playboy triplets make the cover of Ohio Mugshot Daily (w/video)   (myfox8.com) divider line 75
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2012-11-06 08:34:26 AM
I bet their parents are proud.
 
2012-11-06 08:35:39 AM
Rex Ryan would love that video.
 
2012-11-06 08:36:11 AM
In before:

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!
 
2012-11-06 08:38:23 AM
Haha, "massive stripper brawl."

/twin-menage-a-trois?
 
2012-11-06 08:38:38 AM
Two outta three ain't bad.
 
2012-11-06 08:38:45 AM
Worthless without mugshots, how hard of 28 do they look?
 
2012-11-06 08:39:18 AM
So why aren't they doing triplet porn yet? Geez.
 
2012-11-06 08:39:29 AM
OVI?
 
2012-11-06 08:41:56 AM
The "Satterfield triplets" in my GIS reveal that better lighting and makeup was available prior to the mugshot.

i0.simplest-image-hosting.net 

/hot, like my link
 
2012-11-06 08:42:08 AM

Biff_Steel: OVI?


Operating Vehicle Intoxicated?
 
2012-11-06 08:42:34 AM

Tom_Slick: Worthless without mugshots, how hard of 28 do they look?


Mugshots are in the video.
 
2012-11-06 08:43:51 AM
a massive brawl involving half a dozen strippers

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-06 08:49:17 AM
OVI, Operating a Vehicle while Intoxicated.
 
2012-11-06 08:53:59 AM
This is the day local news Photogs dream of.
"We need you to go down to the strip bar and get us some B-roll"
 
2012-11-06 08:56:50 AM
Not to be the "sharp knees" guys, but those chicks are dogs...
 
2012-11-06 08:57:00 AM
We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?
 
2012-11-06 09:02:43 AM

mr intrepid: We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?


You mean like this one (NSFW!), for example?

It's early yet. Let 'em get some coffee.
 
2012-11-06 09:03:22 AM

Trade Secret: Not to be the "sharp knees" guys, but those chicks are dogs...


Three Dog Night?

...oh wait, there was only two of them. Nevermind!

/or should that be "were"?
//Grammar is hard =(
 
2012-11-06 09:04:01 AM
Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad
 
2012-11-06 09:11:10 AM

LonMead: mr intrepid: We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?

You mean like this one (NSFW!), for example?

It's early yet. Let 'em get some coffee.


hmmm. might have to look at this example later
 
2012-11-06 09:12:33 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad


You were hoping you were triplets?

I just looked them up.

DHAM!!!
 
2012-11-06 09:19:56 AM

mr_fulano: Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad

I just looked them up.

DHAM!!!


You ain't (NSFW!) kiddin' brother!

My first thought was them, as well, but they've been too well behaved for that kind of shenanigans.
 
2012-11-06 09:21:46 AM
it's early in the thread...got to leave my mark before too many pictures show up and hurt my reputation at work. ok..my reputation isn't that good but...at least I still have a job.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-06 09:25:25 AM
They have round knees.
 
2012-11-06 09:27:06 AM
So sad, hearing that the stripper triplets are 'indigent'. They'd make more money down here in Columbus.

/and would probably fit right in, personality-wise
//nice shoe video, MyFox8
 
2012-11-06 09:28:48 AM
two out of three? that aint bad...

media.cnbc.com
 
2012-11-06 09:29:25 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad


Mmmm....Dham triplets. Killed many a kitten to them back in the day.
 
2012-11-06 09:33:07 AM
not hot enough to excuse all the arrested-ness.

blog.cleveland.com
 
2012-11-06 09:40:20 AM
I think everyone is missing a key detail here...
"Surveillance shows Vicki started the fight in the dressing room"

//strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!
 
2012-11-06 09:40:34 AM
They aren't ugly, but if they weren't triplets we wouldn't be hearing from them ever.
 
2012-11-06 09:45:33 AM

Sofa King Smart: I think everyone is missing a key detail here...
"Surveillance shows Vicki started the fight in the dressing room"

//strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!


Of course they do. To keep the theft down. House mom can't be everywhere at once.
 
2012-11-06 10:07:23 AM
Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.
 
2012-11-06 10:21:39 AM

KnowItAllGuy: not hot enough to excuse all the arrested-ness.

[blog.cleveland.com image 453x302]


I think they are very pretty. Too bad they obviously have no class and act like skanks.
 
2012-11-06 10:27:49 AM
And I'll just leave this here cause it's one of my new favorites....

i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 10:28:28 AM

unfarkingbelievable: I think they are very pretty. Too bad they obviously have no class and act like skanks.


They aren't acting.
 
2012-11-06 10:28:37 AM

FeFiFoFark: Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.


They left the shark in another ocean by now. Homeless and stripping in Elyria is pretty much rock bottom with a chisel looking to go deeper.

This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?
 
2012-11-06 10:39:23 AM
FTA: Both sisters pleaded not guilty to the assault charge and they told the judge they are both indigent, according to court records.

Umm... I'm trying to figure out what that has to do with the not guilty plea...
 
2012-11-06 10:40:54 AM

hdhale: FeFiFoFark: Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.

They left the shark in another ocean by now. Homeless and stripping in Elyria is pretty much rock bottom with a chisel looking to go deeper.

This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?


They must be on after the stripper with the one leg and scars
 
2012-11-06 10:42:07 AM
Was it Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu?
 
2012-11-06 10:52:15 AM

Sofa King Smart: //strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!


When Candy steals Sapphire's lipstick, you're going to be damn glad for that surveillance camera!
 
2012-11-06 10:53:30 AM
If you declare you are indigent, you can receive court appointed public defender. I don't know why the article just didn't say they have a public defender.
 
2012-11-06 10:57:28 AM
They look like they were drawn by Basil Wovelton!

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2012-11-06 10:57:34 AM
I saw these three just after they did their thing for Playboy. Outdoors in the sunshine, from about 15 feet away.

Did not want.

Skank times three.
 
2012-11-06 11:07:41 AM
I always thought they were pretty hideous.


Hope they do hardcore GB or IR porn now...that'd be entertainment.
 
2012-11-06 11:36:12 AM
"Sisters and former Playboy playmates Sarah Satterfield and Vicki Satterfield, both 28 are charged with assault after a massive brawl"

I thought this part was funny. really? BOTH are 28?
Also they have very strange mouths.
 
2012-11-06 11:46:06 AM
They must share a brain. Anyone who has appeared in Playboy (in the last decade) and can't translate that into being the special feature dancer(s) at strip clubs all across the country isn't trying very hard.

Yes, they aren't the greatest example of Playboy material, but they have that whole twin/triplet gimmick going for them and clearly they can be "fixed up" to pass the strip bar test for looks.

I knew a club owner in the DC area and I know for a fact that the special feature dancers are guaranteed a small fortune for appearances, typically a 3 day stay, and can often double or triple that guarantee in tips and "extras." To be barely eeking out what appears to be a crappy living in some 3rd rate strip club in some obscure Ohio town, leaves me with little doubt that drugs/booze/thecrazy is playing a much bigger role in this story than first indicated.
 
2012-11-06 12:26:28 PM
LonMead:
My first thought was them, as well, but they've been too well behaved for that kind of shenanigans.

Really, in comparison to "stripper brawl", most people are remarkably well-behaved. It's not a high bar to surpass.
 
2012-11-06 12:33:08 PM

PsyLord: FTA: Both sisters pleaded not guilty to the assault charge and they told the judge they are both indigent, according to court records.

Umm... I'm trying to figure out what that has to do with the not guilty plea...


They get a free lawyer and consideration for reduced bond.
 
2012-11-06 01:21:00 PM
Sounds like some girls need to be strictly disciplined. :D
 
2012-11-06 01:25:56 PM
Good grief, the Porto triplets from brazil look better now than these girls, and they posed back in 93.
 
2012-11-06 01:26:12 PM

stevarooni: Sofa King Smart: //strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!

When Candy steals Sapphire's lipstick, you're going to be damn glad for that surveillance camera!


I suppose we are talking about women who get 'dressed' in the 'dressing room' and then walk outside and take all their clothes off... so it isn't like you're going to see anything in the dressing room that you can't see on the 'stage'... other than the fights and petty theft, or course... I wonder if any of this dressing room surveillance is available for viewing on the internets?
 
2012-11-06 01:40:21 PM

msupf: Good grief, the Porto triplets from brazil look better now than these girls, and they posed back in 93.


Forgot about them and yes they were better then Satterfield
 
2012-11-06 01:53:05 PM

Sofa King Smart: stevarooni: Sofa King Smart: //strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!

When Candy steals Sapphire's lipstick, you're going to be damn glad for that surveillance camera!

I suppose we are talking about women who get 'dressed' in the 'dressing room' and then walk outside and take all their clothes off... so it isn't like you're going to see anything in the dressing room that you can't see on the 'stage'... other than the fights and petty theft, or course... I wonder if any of this dressing room surveillance is available for viewing on the internets?


No, that never happens

I mean, it would be wrong.

\Those are just my clients, I know there is more.
 
2012-11-06 02:01:23 PM
...and they looked like such nice hoes. Suprised that they actually got shiatfaced drunk and started a brawl in a skanky titty bar.

/not really surprised.
//hoes will be hoes.
 
2012-11-06 02:08:22 PM
hdhale This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?

She's a lover, not a fighter.
 
2012-11-06 02:42:38 PM

varmitydog: hdhale This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?

She's a lover, not a fighter.


Are we pleased, or frightened?
 
2012-11-06 02:46:15 PM

DeepDownHounds: They look like they were drawn by Basil Wovelton!

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For some reason, made me think of

images.wikia.comimages.wikia.comimages.wikia.com
 
2012-11-06 03:03:06 PM

Sofa King Smart: I think everyone is missing a key detail here...
"Surveillance shows Vicki started the fight in the dressing room"

//strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!


You think they might be afraid that someone see them naked?
 
2012-11-06 03:12:47 PM

varmitydog: hdhale This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?

She's a lover, not a fighter.


or she had already passed out before the fight started.
 
2012-11-06 03:59:49 PM
The self entitled doth spake to me:


"They attacked us, pulled all our hair out and we can't find our cell-phones or anything."



This is the world we live in and I weep.
 
2012-11-06 04:06:13 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: ...and they looked like such nice hoes. Suprised that they actually got shiatfaced drunk and started a brawl in a skanky titty bar.

/not really surprised.
//hoes will be hoes.


lol
 
2012-11-06 04:09:53 PM
Hot girls still fart.
 
2012-11-06 04:15:36 PM

LonMead: mr intrepid: We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?

You mean like this one (NSFW!), for example?

It's early yet. Let 'em get some coffee.


There's so much photoshop going on there, it's like a cryptozoologist's rendering of what a "Woman" might look like.
 
2012-11-06 04:17:24 PM
what hot triplets might actually look like.

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
 
2012-11-06 05:42:49 PM

lawboy87: They must share a brain.


i'm going to hazard a guess and say the third triplet that wasn't arrested was the one that ended up with the brain, or most of it.
 
2012-11-06 07:00:04 PM

scandalrag:

No, that never happens

I mean, it would be wrong.

\Those are just my clients, I know there is more.



Almost had me for a minute. Those aren't live; each time you reload the page it starts at the same spot. Sad face.
 
2012-11-06 07:04:58 PM

kptchris: what hot triplets might actually look like.

[bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x826]


I saw them posing in Playbill.
 
2012-11-06 08:05:57 PM
Nice bodies, but they are pretty scuzzy looking in the face(s).... and yeah, they have crazy skank written all over their face(s).
 
2012-11-06 08:55:13 PM

Okoboji: Nice bodies, but they are pretty scuzzy looking in the face(s).... and yeah, they have crazy skank written all over their face(s).


I was thinking the same thing. Take away the fancy lighting and makeup and they're pretty ordinary

Still would hit, but I can honestly say I've hit better!
 
2012-11-07 12:27:11 AM

scandalrag: Sofa King Smart: stevarooni: Sofa King Smart: //strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!

When Candy steals Sapphire's lipstick, you're going to be damn glad for that surveillance camera!

I suppose we are talking about women who get 'dressed' in the 'dressing room' and then walk outside and take all their clothes off... so it isn't like you're going to see anything in the dressing room that you can't see on the 'stage'... other than the fights and petty theft, or course... I wonder if any of this dressing room surveillance is available for viewing on the internets?

No, that never happens

I mean, it would be wrong.

\Those are just my clients, I know there is more.


Seems legit.jpg
 
2012-11-07 10:57:28 AM
Why don`t they do the standard identical triplets trial defense?

"Yes, two of us were involved in a brawl but it wasn`t me"
"Yes, two of us were involved in a brawl but it wasn`t me"
"Yes, two of us were involved in a brawl but it wasn`t me"

Well which ones was it?

"The other two"
"The other two"
"The other two"
 
2012-11-07 12:17:52 PM
airplane_mech2 - the old joke captioned How To Cure The National Debt, Tax Stupidity. Scene has a guy asking 2 girls "So, how long have you 2 been twnis?"
stuffy - and the only punishment here at the Brass Pole is a spanking! {Followed by the oral sex...}
Praise be to FSM!
 
2012-11-07 05:52:34 PM

hdhale: FeFiFoFark: Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.

They left the shark in another ocean by now. Homeless and stripping in Elyria is pretty much rock bottom with a chisel looking to go deeper.

This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?


Pretty sure she was out getting rent money!! (OKBM)
 
2012-11-07 06:14:22 PM

Mr.Poops: Okoboji: Nice bodies, but they are pretty scuzzy looking in the face(s).... and yeah, they have crazy skank written all over their face(s).

I was thinking the same thing. Take away the fancy lighting and makeup and they're pretty ordinary

Still would hit, but I can honestly say I've hit better!


Except there are three of them, chances are 1 to 500,000. Chances of them being triplets and hawt, my brain hurts...
 
2012-11-07 07:01:33 PM

KnowItAllGuy: not hot enough to excuse all the arrested-ness.

[blog.cleveland.com image 453x302]


That's about the derpiest picture of them that's available; I know that Playboy does a lot of photoshopping of its models to remove even very minor imperfections, but they also know a little about hairstyling and makeup, and even though their magazine shoot leaves them looking a bit luded out, they at least have the trailer court scrubbed off of them.

lawboy87: They must share a brain. Anyone who has appeared in Playboy (in the last decade) and can't translate that into being the special feature dancer(s) at strip clubs all across the country isn't trying very hard.

Yes, they aren't the greatest example of Playboy material, but they have that whole twin/triplet gimmick going for them and clearly they can be "fixed up" to pass the strip bar test for looks.

I knew a club owner in the DC area and I know for a fact that the special feature dancers are guaranteed a small fortune for appearances, typically a 3 day stay, and can often double or triple that guarantee in tips and "extras." To be barely eeking out what appears to be a crappy living in some 3rd rate strip club in some obscure Ohio town, leaves me with little doubt that drugs/booze/thecrazy is playing a much bigger role in this story than first indicated.


By "extras", of course, you mean turning tricks. Not that big of a deal since many of them are from hardcore porn anyway and they're usually not in any given town long enough to get busted for hooking. Not that they really need to do anything X-rated, necessarily; they can make money just off of autographs and posing for pictures if they're well-enough known, and sometimes not even that well-known.

I went to a local club with some buddies of mine because a minor-league porn star was appearing there, and one guy was a major fan. He brought along a stack of DVDs for her to sign, and she just plopped down in his lap while she signed them and chatted with him for about 90 seconds (he had already paid her manager, I don't know, maybe $10 per signature), and one of us took their picture. She didn't give him a lap dance, just wiggled around a little when she talked, but when she stood up, there was a wet spot on his jeans. He claimed that it was from her, but if you saw this guy, you'd know that it was darn unlikely. Ah, romance.
 
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