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(USA Today) NewsFlash In Dixville Notch, NH the votes are in: 5 for Romney and 5 for Obama. Afterward everyone went out and punched a tree   (usatoday.com) divider line 29
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d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 08:07:36 AM  
Or farked a tree... one of the two.
 
2012-11-06 08:08:57 AM  
No love for Virgil Goode or Gary Johnson in Dixville Notch.
 
2012-11-06 08:09:00 AM  
They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING
 
2012-11-06 08:09:10 AM  
Two back-to-back Dixville Notch stories? We're the ones who are farked
 
2012-11-06 08:11:38 AM  
Thank you for the new euphemism
 
2012-11-06 08:11:52 AM  
And then they got blown up by a creeper.

Sssssssssssssss...
 
2012-11-06 08:12:31 AM  
Five.
Five goddamn.
Five goddamn seconds...
 
2012-11-06 08:13:33 AM  
Who gives a fark about 10 mountaineers? No one. Stop greenlughting this.
 
2012-11-06 08:16:14 AM  
What about the ballot initiative to name the town something more family friendly?
 
2012-11-06 08:16:31 AM  

Kevin72: Who gives a fark about 10 mountaineers? No one. Stop greenlughting this.


We got a badass here.
 
2012-11-06 08:18:22 AM  

kumanoki: They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING


Did you ever notice that "VOTE TAMPERING" is an anagram of "NOT GET VAMPIRE"?
 
2012-11-06 08:19:15 AM  
Dixville notch should troll America and vote Gary Johnson
 
2012-11-06 08:20:04 AM  

Cluckity: What about the ballot initiative to name the town something more family friendly?


They did that years ago, but Penisville Pudenda was just as bad.
 
2012-11-06 08:22:15 AM  

dittybopper: kumanoki: They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING

Did you ever notice that "VOTE TAMPERING" is an anagram of "NOT GET VAMPIRE"?


That's only after you've GONE PRIMATE TV.
 
2012-11-06 08:23:31 AM  
So....5 for Goofus and 5 for Gallant?
 
2012-11-06 08:24:16 AM  
Good thing we have 2 threads on this, they must've done a recount to confirm the results
 
2012-11-06 08:24:36 AM  
No matter how you look at it. The town has five idiots.
 
2012-11-06 08:27:35 AM  

phunkey_monkey: No matter how you look at it. The town has five idiots.


Ten, if you count that not one of them voted for Johnson.

Not saying Johnson's the better candidate, but it is another facet on the gem.
 
2012-11-06 08:28:12 AM  
Ayuh.
 
2012-11-06 08:28:21 AM  

xanadian: Five.
Five goddamn.
Five goddamn seconds...


It's ok, I only beat you to the low-hanging fruit. I win a prize!
 
2012-11-06 08:28:59 AM  
Could we just climb the tree for a change?

Too much violence....too much Deadwood.

I wish the idiot would just give up already and concede.

America has too many dying or damaged trees.

I feel like one of those trees today.

/whining for the win today.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:34 AM  

Nick Nostril: Ayuh.


Eh?
 
2012-11-06 08:30:08 AM  

starsrift: dittybopper: kumanoki: They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING

Did you ever notice that "VOTE TAMPERING" is an anagram of "NOT GET VAMPIRE"?

That's only after you've GONE PRIMATE TV.


Don't forget VET RAPING TOME.

/or GO MINT VET RAPE
//said rape twice
 
2012-11-06 08:30:14 AM  

residentgeek: [doc-10-8g-3dwarehouse.googleusercontent.com image 400x290]

Approves

/Your vote counts
//It really does
///Just as a pebble in an avalanche


xanadian: And then they got blown up by a creeper.

Sssssssssssssss...


I love you both
 
2012-11-06 08:30:20 AM  
Meanwhile in Hart it was Obama 23; Romney 9. 

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-06 08:39:04 AM  
There doesn't appear to be a band named The Notchville Dix. I'm somewhat disappointed by that.
 
2012-11-06 08:52:11 AM  

elffster: So....5 for Goofus and 5 for Gallant?


Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
 
2012-11-06 08:55:59 AM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: starsrift: dittybopper: kumanoki: They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING

Did you ever notice that "VOTE TAMPERING" is an anagram of "NOT GET VAMPIRE"?

That's only after you've GONE PRIMATE TV.

Don't forget VET RAPING TOME.

/or GO MINT VET RAPE
//said rape twice


Or VET APING TORME
 
2012-11-06 09:04:40 AM  
Haven't people learned the lesson on raping vets or active military?

You CAN'T rape the willing.

FTFK.
 
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