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(CNN)   Can the GOP Etch-a-Sketch a Romney win, or will Obama debut a revival of Les Miseromney? Will the Senate get teabagged, or will voters shut that whole thing down? Will CNN debut the Emergency Blitzer Hologram? It's your Election 2012 thread   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2012-11-06 01:15:00 AM  
download.lardlad.com

"Twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
 
2012-11-06 01:15:10 AM  

Pincy: Exception Collection: Pincy: It's plain ridiculous that we continue to allow the weather to have an impact on elections. As Bathia Mapes can attest to, we here in Oregon know how to do elections. I only hope other states will come join us in the 21st century sooner than later.

Washington's exclusively vote by mail as well.

/The NW is smart enough to realize that voters don't go out in the rain
//Unless they are weird like I am - a monthish in Seattle and I have yet to buy a replacement umbrella.
///It's weird not being able to vote for DeFazio.

Ah yes, I forgot about my friends to the North. Apologies.

/Grew up in Eugene myself. DeFazio is an institution.


Even my teabagger father votes for DeFazio.
 
2012-11-06 01:15:13 AM  
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2012-11-06 01:15:24 AM  
i voted four days ago.
 
2012-11-06 01:15:24 AM  

tlchwi02: i'm voting roosevelt. historically, that is a no lose situation


Teddy lost in 1912.
 
2012-11-06 01:15:28 AM  
Oh, and I voted last week, in Ohio, for Obama.
 
2012-11-06 01:15:29 AM  
I just met a conservative today that called evolution "my opinion"...Vote these farkers out of office and let's make their 6000th year the last one they get a prevalent voice in our society.
 
2012-11-06 01:15:59 AM  

Altitude5280: Election thread already? It's 11:00PM Mountain Time on a Monday.


Yeah, god damn. I need to go to bed and prepare for the madness.

/300+ EC votes for Obama
//I was here
 
2012-11-06 01:16:07 AM  

Omahawg: never forget....
[doylez.com image 650x488]


That's my second favorite political photo. Of course, my favorite is that Teddy Roosevelt riding Fatty Arbuckle.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:13 AM  
A thread already?!?! Freakin' already?!?! It'll be several pages long before noon! I'll sprain something trying to keep up! Oh well, time to see if all that conditioning I've been doing in the Politics tab these last few months will pay off.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:17 AM  
Dammit.

Now I'll have to get all new meme pics.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:30 AM  

farm8.staticflickr.com

 
2012-11-06 01:16:38 AM  
i'd also restate that here Romney learns campaigning 101: You want to peak on election day, not 6 weeks before at some debate.
 
2012-11-06 01:16:54 AM  
Let's do this.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:19 AM  
Don't blame me for how this one turns out. I didn't vote because one party owns my state at all levels, lock, stock, and barrel. Even the Democrats here are just confused Republicans.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:20 AM  
well, this should be ugly well before noon...
 
2012-11-06 01:17:25 AM  
I'm going to force myself to watch Fux News. Them announcing that Obama has won will make it all worthwhile.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:31 AM  

This Face Left Blank: A thread already?!?! Freakin' already?!?! It'll be several pages long before noon! I'll sprain something trying to keep up! Oh well, time to see if all that conditioning I've been doing in the Politics tab these last few months will pay off.


We'll burn this one out and the Admins will replace it with the REAL thread after we have it all out of our system.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:49 AM  

Omahawg: never forget....
[doylez.com image 650x488]


Q: Know what that corndog and Bachmann's husband have in common?

A: Not a damn thing.
 
2012-11-06 01:17:58 AM  

Exception Collection:
//Unless they are weird like I am - a monthish in Seattle and I have yet to buy a replacement umbrella.


Umbrellas are for tourists.
 
2012-11-06 01:18:27 AM  
gifrific.com

/just getting ready
 
2012-11-06 01:18:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 01:18:53 AM  
In a way, I'm kind of sad. I don't watch TV, so I don't give a shiat about election commercials and constant nonsense about the election on news channels, and I'm pretty sure my constant stream of insane and/or evil GOP quotes to put on my list is gonna slow waaaay down.

Hopefully after Obama trashes Romney, he'll buttfark the GOP with a lamppost on the expiring tax cuts and inspire some serious continuing rage.
 
2012-11-06 01:18:57 AM  
Champagne is in the fridge. It will be opened:

1) When Referendum 74 passes here in the great state of Washington, OR
2) When the president is reelected.

Both would be just tits.
 
2012-11-06 01:19:15 AM  

Snowflake Tubbybottom: Well with 99% of precincts already reporting, Obama has won.


Well shiat, I got drunk tomorrow for a good reason!
 
2012-11-06 01:19:19 AM  
Well, how many facebook friends have you had to unfriend because of politics this election cycle?

/6 for me
//almost 7
///The Derpish Six, plus a sidekick
 
2012-11-06 01:19:31 AM  
I am a foreigner, but I am fond of the US. Vote. It's important, even if you're the bluest person in the reddest state or vice-versa.
 
2012-11-06 01:20:03 AM  
So, Clownshow Tabulations Inc. has sent out code ninjas to actually jack a "last minute, unauthorized" script into the voting machine codes in OH? And everybody is fine with this?
 
2012-11-06 01:20:21 AM  
Arise and go forth, comrades!
 
2012-11-06 01:20:39 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 01:20:40 AM  

Arthurgoboom: Well, how many facebook friends have you had to unfriend because of politics this election cycle?

/6 for me
//almost 7
///The Derpish Six, plus a sidekick


I haven't unfriended anyone, but a couple have unfriended me

/I tried to get in between them and their madness
//Never breach the echo chamber
 
2012-11-06 01:20:50 AM  
Being in WA State I'm hoping that R74 and I-502 pass. This state is def pro-Obama even though it pisses off the Eastern part of the state.

/go legalized pot
//and same-sex marriage
 
2012-11-06 01:20:56 AM  
When you go to vote today please remember that the official Republican party platform is that abortion should be illegal with no exceptions, including rape and incest.

Women deserve the right to determine their health care choices. Republicans have adamantly stated they want to legislate that right away.
 
2012-11-06 01:21:01 AM  

Omahawg: Arise and go forth, comrades!


damn it

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-11-06 01:21:13 AM  

cruci fiction: Exception Collection:
//Unless they are weird like I am - a monthish in Seattle and I have yet to buy a replacement umbrella.

Umbrellas are for tourists.


Exactly. The only time I use an umbrella is when I am wearing a suit or dress.

/I did get some odd looks for walking across the Fremont bridge without a coat while it was raining.
//It was 55F, no big deal.
 
2012-11-06 01:21:17 AM  
I'm drunk already! Let's get this shiatstorm started!
 
2012-11-06 01:21:24 AM  
Voted early here in AK.

You can now submit your absentee ballot by web in addition to snail mail or fax. Given this state's history with the Internet...err, series of tubes, I expect the mother of all Charlie Foxtrots, 500,000 votes for Drew, and 90-year-old Agnes uploading pictures of her cat instead of her ballot.
 
2012-11-06 01:21:30 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-06 01:21:40 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Don't blame me for how this one turns out. I didn't vote because one party owns my state at all levels, lock, stock, and barrel. Even the Democrats here are just confused Republicans.


If you voted, we could hold you blameless; since you didn't vote, we blame YOU.
 
2012-11-06 01:21:54 AM  
i361.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 01:21:59 AM  
There is not an earthly chance of fark, 538 or anywhere else worth visiting being up all day tomorrow. The damned debates killed this place, the election is going to be a disaster heh
 
2012-11-06 01:22:08 AM  

cruci fiction: Exception Collection:
//Unless they are weird like I am - a monthish in Seattle and I have yet to buy a replacement umbrella.

Umbrellas are for tourists.


THIS! A proper hat/cap is a necessity, however.
 
2012-11-06 01:22:20 AM  

Exception Collection: Pincy: Exception Collection: Pincy: It's plain ridiculous that we continue to allow the weather to have an impact on elections. As Bathia Mapes can attest to, we here in Oregon know how to do elections. I only hope other states will come join us in the 21st century sooner than later.

Washington's exclusively vote by mail as well.

/The NW is smart enough to realize that voters don't go out in the rain
//Unless they are weird like I am - a monthish in Seattle and I have yet to buy a replacement umbrella.
///It's weird not being able to vote for DeFazio.

Ah yes, I forgot about my friends to the North. Apologies.

/Grew up in Eugene myself. DeFazio is an institution.

Even my teabagger father votes for DeFazio.


For the last 5 days we've been getting anti-DeFazio crap in the mail from Art Robinson. Last Friday my son got 5 robocalls from Robinson's campaign, which as you know are illegal in Oregon. Three of them were made 5 minutes apart. He's never considered voting a straight Democratic ticket until this year, but he, like myself, is disgusted with the Republican party's antics, especially when it comes to womens' reproductive rights.
 
2012-11-06 01:22:22 AM  

furiousxgeorge: [i.imgur.com image 500x500]


Yes! This pleases Pinkie Pie!
 
2012-11-06 01:22:30 AM  
So rooting for Obama, although where I live people may just lose their collective shiat if the n-bong wins.
 
2012-11-06 01:22:38 AM  

Arthurgoboom: Well, how many facebook friends have you had to unfriend because of politics this election cycle?

/6 for me
//almost 7
///The Derpish Six, plus a sidekick


My wife is up to 4. She'd be up to 6 or 7, but a few quitters have just given up the tubes entirely.
 
2012-11-06 01:22:44 AM  
Well thanks for making a good afternoon thread for those of us in Australia.
 
2012-11-06 01:22:54 AM  
i276.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 01:22:59 AM  
I can't wait for this election to be over... It's been happening for, what, 6, 7, 8 years now?

/Only brave Americans may ask who I voted absentee for...
 
2012-11-06 01:23:15 AM  

Exception Collection: Pincy: Exception Collection: Pincy: It's plain ridiculous that we continue to allow the weather to have an impact on elections. As Bathia Mapes can attest to, we here in Oregon know how to do elections. I only hope other states will come join us in the 21st century sooner than later.

Washington's exclusively vote by mail as well.

/The NW is smart enough to realize that voters don't go out in the rain
//Unless they are weird like I am - a monthish in Seattle and I have yet to buy a replacement umbrella.
///It's weird not being able to vote for DeFazio.

Ah yes, I forgot about my friends to the North. Apologies.

/Grew up in Eugene myself. DeFazio is an institution.

Even my teabagger father votes for DeFazio.


Have you seen the guy who runs against him? He's a wacko even for a teabagger.
 
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