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(CNN)   Can the GOP Etch-a-Sketch a Romney win, or will Obama debut a revival of Les Miseromney? Will the Senate get teabagged, or will voters shut that whole thing down? Will CNN debut the Emergency Blitzer Hologram? It's your Election 2012 thread   (cnn.com) divider line 1911
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2012-11-06 12:12:51 AM  
And, now that his prominence has risen dramatically, an additional question: Will 538's servers melt before the first polls close?
 
2012-11-06 12:14:51 AM  
will this thread crash Fark. maybe we can make some predictions on if/when the server goes kablooey
 
2012-11-06 12:18:00 AM  

ManateeGag: will this thread crash Fark. maybe we can make some predictions on if/when the server goes kablooey


Well, the largest political thread on record (according to the Top Comments page) is the HCR voting thread, at 8573 comments, so we have a high bar to clear. :)
 
2012-11-06 12:45:10 AM  

ManateeGag: will this thread crash Fark. maybe we can make some predictions on if/when the server goes kablooey



We've been melting the servers in the football threads, so I can't see how they wouldn't choke, at least once.
 
2012-11-06 12:59:33 AM  

ManateeGag: will this thread crash Fark. maybe we can make some predictions on if/when the server goes kablooey


Mike has been doing some upgrades and such and he's hopeful that fark won't crash.

Now, the real question is which will crash first? Twitter or Fark?
 
2012-11-06 01:01:32 AM  
Time to go to bed, I think. Lots of derp to herp tomorrow.
 
2012-11-06 01:01:53 AM  
SHUT

DOWN

EVERYTHING

/too soon?
 
2012-11-06 01:01:54 AM  
theyearsofmypilgrimage.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-06 01:01:58 AM  
Wolf Blitzer = the big winner.
 
2012-11-06 01:02:07 AM  
The comment count hasn't hit infinity yet? For shame!
 
2012-11-06 01:02:15 AM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
 
2012-11-06 01:02:16 AM  
Dixville Notch was a tie! We got a horse race ladies and germs!

After the election someone please take the phrase "horse race" behind the barn and shoot it. Thanks
 
2012-11-06 01:02:29 AM  
Ross Perot is totally winning this election.
 
2012-11-06 01:02:51 AM  
It's plain ridiculous that we continue to allow the weather to have an impact on elections. As Bathia Mapes can attest to, we here in Oregon know how to do elections. I only hope other states will come join us in the 21st century sooner than later.
 
2012-11-06 01:03:30 AM  
Good, because I'm freaking done with libtardos.
 
2012-11-06 01:03:42 AM  
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Obama-Victory-2012/464805056896554
Facebook pages already up
 
2012-11-06 01:03:51 AM  

badgertrojan: The comment count hasn't hit infinity yet? For shame!


The thread has been greenlit for less than 5 minutes. Give it time.
 
2012-11-06 01:03:52 AM  
I voted early, and I'm off today to vote again!

/I keed
/OBAMA 2012
 
2012-11-06 01:03:55 AM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-11-06 01:04:00 AM  
i'm voting roosevelt. historically, that is a no lose situation
 
2012-11-06 01:04:04 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: ManateeGag: will this thread crash Fark. maybe we can make some predictions on if/when the server goes kablooey

Mike has been doing some upgrades and such and he's hopeful that fark won't crash.

Now, the real question is which will crash first? Twitter or Fark?


I'll split the ticket on this one and say both.
 
2012-11-06 01:04:26 AM  
Let it be known that I was witness to the following devastation.
 
2012-11-06 01:04:27 AM  
i am so looking forward to the tears of teabaggers tomorrow.
i plan to be entertained for weeks.
 
2012-11-06 01:04:34 AM  
Are the results from that one hamlet in yet?

Y'know, the town with like 50 people in either Vermont or NH that pride themselves on being the first in the country to vote. Polls open at 12.01am and close once everybody's finished voting (usually before 1).
 
2012-11-06 01:04:38 AM  
Surprisingly empty for such a historic and emotional thread.

farm1.staticflickr.com
/with a picture of what empty might look like
 
2012-11-06 01:04:55 AM  
Bit early, Fark.
 
2012-11-06 01:05:07 AM  
Obama has sealed the coyote vote!

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 01:05:23 AM  
In early to not give a shiat.
 
2012-11-06 01:05:23 AM  
East coast totals are coming in...

Oh, wait. I'm not supposed to post that yet.
 
2012-11-06 01:05:27 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: And, now that his prominence has risen dramatically, an additional question: Will 538's servers melt before the first polls close?


It survived 2008, and that was before it was ratcheted to the NY Times.
 
2012-11-06 01:05:32 AM  
Voted on Saturday. Feel kind of lame for being excited to see how this turns out...
 
2012-11-06 01:05:35 AM  
So what are we looking at here? Plutocratic theocracy or a thousand years of darkness?

I'm told it's going to be one or the other.
 
2012-11-06 01:06:08 AM  
i'm still promising two cherry coke buttons on the cafeteria machines if anybody wants to throw a student body pres. vote my way.
 
2012-11-06 01:06:09 AM  
Go banana!
 
2012-11-06 01:06:16 AM  

King Something: Are the results from that one hamlet in yet?

Y'know, the town with like 50 people in either Vermont or NH that pride themselves on being the first in the country to vote. Polls open at 12.01am and close once everybody's finished voting (usually before 1).


Dixville Notch. It was a tie. 5-5.
 
2012-11-06 01:06:23 AM  

King Something: Are the results from that one hamlet in yet?

Y'know, the town with like 50 people in either Vermont or NH that pride themselves on being the first in the country to vote. Polls open at 12.01am and close once everybody's finished voting (usually before 1).


Ya mean this one...

skullkrusher: Dixville Notch was a tie! We got a horse race ladies and germs!

After the election someone please take the phrase "horse race" behind the barn and shoot it. Thanks

 
2012-11-06 01:06:25 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: And, now that his prominence has risen dramatically, an additional question: Will 538's servers melt before the first polls close?


Pages on 538 have only been loading for me about 2/3 of the time since 10pm EST
 
2012-11-06 01:06:27 AM  

tlchwi02: i'm voting roosevelt. historically, that is a no lose situation


Teddy or Franklin Delano?
 
2012-11-06 01:06:55 AM  
Anyway, it's very late and I already voted. Since we won't be able to call the election one way or another for at least 19 hours, I'll head to bed now and pop in sometime tomorrow.

/penis
 
2012-11-06 01:07:15 AM  
Have they called Massachusetts yet?

/Will be watching from Australia tomorrow
//Gotta get some beer
 
2012-11-06 01:07:16 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: badgertrojan: The comment count hasn't hit infinity yet? For shame!

The thread has been greenlit for less than 5 minutes. Give it time.


Manliest. Count. Ever.
 
2012-11-06 01:07:33 AM  

Pincy: It's plain ridiculous that we continue to allow the weather to have an impact on elections. As Bathia Mapes can attest to, we here in Oregon know how to do elections. I only hope other states will come join us in the 21st century sooner than later.


Washington's exclusively vote by mail as well.

/The NW is smart enough to realize that voters don't go out in the rain
//Unless they are weird like I am - a monthish in Seattle and I have yet to buy a replacement umbrella.
///It's weird not being able to vote for DeFazio.
 
2012-11-06 01:07:37 AM  
Election thread already? It's 11:00PM Mountain Time on a Monday.
 
2012-11-06 01:07:41 AM  
Gonna be a long day. I've got a bottle of Buffallo Trace to kill the pain and to celebrate with. See you all in this and the dozen other threads.
 
2012-11-06 01:07:46 AM  
Gary Johnson with a darkhorse victory would be outstanding.

/not gonna happen
//but oh so delicous if it did
 
2012-11-06 01:07:48 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: badgertrojan: The comment count hasn't hit infinity yet? For shame!

The thread has been greenlit for less than 5 minutes. Give it time.


I figured that's all it would take :-)
 
2012-11-06 01:07:53 AM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-06 01:07:54 AM  
Wow, we're kicking this shiat off early!

Just got my card for DC in the mail the other day, but I still have an MD license so I will go to the polls and see what they say. If I can't vote, I'll survive.

Think I may blow a few hours tonight creating amusing PSs!
 
2012-11-06 01:07:56 AM  

Pincy: It's plain ridiculous that we continue to allow the weather to have an impact on elections. As Bathia Mapes can attest to, we here in Oregon know how to do elections. I only hope other states will come join us in the 21st century sooner than later.


Indeed. Voted two weeks ago in the great state of Oregon - no lines at the kitchen table.

Go big O! Four more years of a grownup at the helm.
 
2012-11-06 01:08:07 AM  
Polls don't open for almost 6 more hours here.. off to WoW.
 
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