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(Some Guy)   OK, Fark politics junkies, what's your game plan for tonight? How about Wednesday, are you calling in sick or taking a vacation day?   (bartsblackboard.com ) divider line
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2012-11-05 11:52:44 PM  
Age of Wonders II.
 
2012-11-06 12:05:47 AM  
I scheduled the day off last week. I'll be on fark most of the time.
 
2012-11-06 12:08:03 AM  
Tomorrow night I'm breaking out the contraband rum and the Australian specialty liquors.

Nothing special wednesday. Have a 3 and 5 year old who will need everything they need every day. They won't take a day off, so neither will my wife or I.

I did move my office hours to the afternoon, though.
 
2012-11-06 12:10:13 AM  
I thought I had the day off tomorrow, but got called in to work. Have to be the first in line at the polls to be able to get to work on time.
Unfortunately, I'll be working in a virtual Internet dead zone. No wifi, spotty cell signal.
 
2012-11-06 12:28:29 AM  
I've gotta work. And I might just have some emergency maintenance at.. oh, about 7:29EST, right as the breathless announcer utters "at this time we can confirm that with the polls closed at this hour...."

*giggle*

inet-edge1> ena
Password:
inet-edge1# reload
Proceed with reload (y/N)?: y%%connection closed by host
 
2012-11-06 07:15:40 AM  
The wife and I are debating on metroing downtown this evening. I think it would be a lot of fun to be in front of the White House when the election results are called. Then again, depending on who wins, it could be a somewhat dangerous situation. But...YOLO...so yeah...
 
2012-11-06 07:31:58 AM  
Game plan? I was gonna punt on first down. Element of surprise and all that I figured.

For the election? Oh, right. that.

Work all night, sleep all day wake up in time to point and laugh whilst consuming mass quantities of popcorn and sophisticated adult beverages.

Possibly do so here if the server hasn't broken like the 7th seal by that point.
 
2012-11-06 07:38:27 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: I scheduled the day off last week. I'll be on fark most of the time.


Voted last week, going to do my best not to leave the house today. I'll be Farking tonight at least until the polls close in Colorado. (Still have to get up early on Wednesday though... blah)
 
2012-11-06 07:42:05 AM  
I tried and tried to get Wednesday off but I'm on a call with a client Wed AM. Not so much Tuesday drinking for me I'm afraid.
 
2012-11-06 07:55:53 AM  
Canvassers are in and out of my house all day; I only got 4 hours sleep last night. Tomorrow I'm sleeping.
 
2012-11-06 07:58:52 AM  
If Obama wins, I'll take a vacation day, as the nation will once again be a socialist worker's paradise and my boss will not be able to stop me from taking my desired vacation day.

If Romney wins, I'll go into work and be a subservient human resource to my boss and answer every one of his questions with the ending of "Sir" in hopes that will appease him and that he will not fire me at any moment because we'll be in a 'likes to fire people' nation.
 
2012-11-06 08:07:34 AM  
I have already voted, and i'm settled in at the democratic party staging area in Carlisle (330 east louder steet). i'm going to be busy here around 9am when our first shift of phone bankers and/or canvassers come in to pick up their packets. I will post updates/pictures via my twitter feed tho, @weaverxp if you're interested and/or want to harass me.

get out there and vote today people! And if you're a central Pa local, come on down to visit...get here before the donuts are gone though or i'm sending you back out for foodage.
 
2012-11-06 08:08:15 AM  

Weaver95: I have already voted, and i'm settled in at the democratic party staging area in Carlisle (330 east louder steet). i'm going to be busy here around 9am when our first shift of phone bankers and/or canvassers come in to pick up their packets. I will post updates/pictures via my twitter feed tho, @weaverxp if you're interested and/or want to harass me.

get out there and vote today people! And if you're a central Pa local, come on down to visit...get here before the donuts are gone though or i'm sending you back out for foodage.


oh, and i'll be here all day, until we close doors around 8pm.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:54 AM  
I was supposed to work today, so I had a wisdom tooth pulled yesterday just so I could get some Vicodin and today off. Tomorrow when I go in I am going to tell my idiot teabagger co-worker that I couldn't come to work because I had 10 different counties I had to vote in. Can't wait to see the look on his face.

In reality, it will be Halo 4 and Fark all day.

/the tooth had actually become infected and has been killing me since Saturday, so it was just a happy coincidence.
 
2012-11-06 08:31:48 AM  
I am in a safe Red State. Inoculated from political ad's every 15 minutes.

Already voted Absentee Ballot a week ago.

Will watch a victory speech and a concession speech Wednesday morning and go on with my life.
 
2012-11-06 08:40:06 AM  

Tor_Eckman: Tomorrow when I go in I am going to tell my idiot teabagger co-worker that I couldn't come to work because I had 10 different counties I had to vote in. Can't wait to see the look on his face.


I laughed my ass off. Actually I'm still laughing. Awesome.

/hope you feel better soon.
//Vicodin never dulled pain for me, it just made me not care about it anymore until I passed out and slept for 12 hours.
///chipmunk cheeks didn't go away for weeks
 
2012-11-06 09:37:25 AM  
Work. I won't even know the results until my drive to work.
 
2012-11-06 10:24:02 AM  
Well, Wednesday's in half an hour for me. So, packing and sleep would be my first priority. Then when I wake up, I'm beginning my next vacation, visiting Canberra for a few days and then Hobart. Because I've already visited Sydney and Melbourne...
 
2012-11-06 11:11:50 AM  
I'm gonna get stoned and play frisbee golf with my brother! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2012-11-07 07:38:09 AM  
I have a rigorous campaign of mockery, sarcasm, and undignified gloating planned throughout the Derposphere. Gonna be one of those days *swigs flask*.
 
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