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(The Onion)   A clear, concise, totally helpful look at the candidate's positions, for those few coma victims who just woke up and decided to vote tomorrow   (theonion.com) divider line 23
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2012-11-06 09:32:41 AM  
Bad news for people that wake up and try to vote tomorrow...
 
2012-11-06 10:27:23 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Bad news for people that wake up and try to vote tomorrow...


Stoned Homer agrees.
 
2012-11-06 10:28:53 AM  
That article was depressing. Too close to reality.
 
2012-11-06 10:30:31 AM  
This article is suspect because it was published on 31 Oct. Romney has changed positions at least three time by now and that's only with FEMA.
 
2012-11-06 10:31:22 AM  
Too many words. I'll let the dog decide.
 
2012-11-06 10:32:47 AM  
was very meh
 
2012-11-06 10:34:08 AM  
I get all of my election information from The Onion.
 
2012-11-06 10:34:41 AM  
It makes no difference to me. I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
 
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2012-11-06 10:35:26 AM  
Heh.

The Israel topic is interesting. Europe had established its own states at the East end of the Mediterranean for about 200 years before they were defeated. Modern Israel has about 140 years to go before they even meet that precedent, let alone confirm some kind of permanence.

/this is not an opinion on existence of Israel
 
2012-11-06 10:41:29 AM  

Angry Buddha: It makes no difference to me. I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.


But what about Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, ? or Nigel Incubator-Jones?
 
2012-11-06 10:43:04 AM  
Romney should run for President of Israel...i like that Obama treats them like an ally, and not part of our nation.
 
2012-11-06 10:46:17 AM  

Angry Buddha: It makes no difference to me. I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.


If I could vote in the US, I'd vote for Kodos.
 
2012-11-06 10:59:02 AM  
clearly The Onion has a reality bias
 
2012-11-06 11:17:57 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Bad news for people that wake up and try to vote tomorrow...


Well now, in Florida we can't vote until tommorrow. A nice young man called me on the phone and explained that voting here had been post-poned due to that hurricane, or something.
 
2012-11-06 11:42:11 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Bad news for people that wake up and try to vote tomorrow...


Well, it made sense when I submitted it. Yesterday.
 
2012-11-06 11:48:02 AM  
I lost it here: "aiming to lull the environment into a false sense of trust and complacency, at which point he can frack the shiat out of it."
 
2012-11-06 12:51:24 PM  
So close to the truth it's scary.
 
2012-11-06 01:18:29 PM  
Apparently a lot of the 20-something year old girls on my facebook have been in a coma...
 
2012-11-06 01:18:36 PM  
To be fair, Romney's positions change every day, so this isn't entirely unnecessary.
 
2012-11-06 03:53:53 PM  
D - Democrat - Dead voters

R - Republican - Retarded voters

C - ??? - Comatose voters
 
2012-11-06 04:48:31 PM  
www.thewordslinger.com
This is relevant to my interest.
 
2012-11-06 06:13:56 PM  

Pochas: Apparently a lot of the 20-something year old girls on my facebook have been in a coma...


And you didn't take advantage of that coma?
 
2012-11-07 09:16:16 AM  
Came for Dead Zone reference, leaving statisfied.
 
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