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(The Big Story)   Anheuser-Busch wants all shots of Budweiser removed from new Denzel Washington movie, outraged at the implication that anyone could get drunk off of their product   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Denzel Washington, Anheuser-Busch, Budweiser, Loyola Law School, Stanford Law School, Robert Zemeckis, Caterpillar Inc.  
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2012-11-06 08:14:24 AM  
2 votes:
Many years ago when I was a bartender in a restaurant, I had a guy come in and ask for any beer but Budweiser. I served him something on tap and asked him what his issue was with Bud. He said last time he had it he got wasted and blew chunks all night long. I said, "hey, we've all been there" and he said, "no you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

/rim shot
2012-11-06 05:50:30 AM  
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2012-11-06 03:37:22 AM  
2 votes:
You can get drunk off Bud? I thought you could only get IBS.

/the more you know.
2012-11-05 10:21:45 PM  
2 votes:
Not wanted for questioning:

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2012-11-06 05:17:52 AM  
1 vote:
I say you shoot a scene where Denzel refuses a Bud and picks up a Keystone.

Happy now, Mr. Andhowsyer Bush
2012-11-06 04:29:24 AM  
1 vote:
This is awesome! Its like an opposition to brand promotion through films through legal loopholes. Why don't they run a mafia style scheme where they extort cash from people to *not* embarrass/implicate them on film?
2012-11-06 03:39:22 AM  
1 vote:
"The lawsuit claimes your product encourages minors to drink alcohol therefor you are responsible for the deaths of 5 minors who who driving intoxicated. We will settle for $25million or we can take this to court where we will doup some jury into awarding us $100million by showing them pictures of dead babies and appealing to their emotions rather than facts."

Yeah, in this day and age I wouldn't want my product promoting anything I specifically endorse
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