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(Charlotte Observer)   Look, you can have my cell phone and my wallet, but for the love of all that is holy, please leave me with my pants   (charlotteobserver.com) divider line 15
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2012-11-06 01:00:29 AM
Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.
 
2012-11-06 01:09:29 AM
Now squeal like a pig. Squeal for me, pig boy! That's right. Naw, you ain't gettin' yer pants back.
 
2012-11-06 01:09:51 AM
Rather harsh episode of Punk'd .
 
2012-11-06 01:21:42 AM
One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.
 
2012-11-06 01:38:44 AM
"Amusing" tag, subby...?

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2012-11-06 01:39:03 AM

Prof. Frink: One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.


"I'm drunk" usually works for me.
 
2012-11-06 01:41:34 AM

RedPhoenix122: Prof. Frink: One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.

"I'm drunk" usually works for me.


True or not, I can only use that one as an excuse at work so many times a week.
 
2012-11-06 01:47:10 AM

HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.


Drug deal gone wrong makes sense.
 
2012-11-06 02:27:41 AM
Well, maybe not.

If I were to rob someone (IF, I say, IF), I'd be sure to do something that would prevent them from calling the cops any time soon. Something humiliating (I mean more humiliating than being robbed by a 48-year old overweight white female). Like ordering them to strip naked and stealing their pants.

Now how many criminals are that smart is anyone's guess; but that's what I'd do.
 
2012-11-06 04:22:48 AM

HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.


"burner" cell phone?
 
2012-11-06 04:27:14 AM

Buffet: HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

"burner" cell phone?


If you're not familiar with Cricket wireless... you're probably a law-abiding citizen.
 
2012-11-06 06:17:49 AM
www.imfdb.org

at least he didn't have to catch them this time
 
2012-11-06 07:30:45 AM

HotWingAgenda: Buffet: HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

"burner" cell phone?

If you're not familiar with Cricket wireless... you're probably a law-abiding citizen.


And you probably have a credit score over 450.
 
2012-11-06 09:17:12 AM
Was his name Sonny Paluso?

/not obscure...if you're old
 
2012-11-06 09:22:57 AM

Gyrfalcon: Well, maybe not.

If I were to rob someone (IF, I say, IF), I'd be sure to do something that would prevent them from calling the cops any time soon. Something humiliating (I mean more humiliating than being robbed by a 48-year old overweight white female). Like ordering them to strip naked and stealing their pants.

Now how many criminals are that smart is anyone's guess; but that's what I'd do.


The reason they do it is to get any concealed money/drugs that the victim may have.
 
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