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(Patch)   You can't expect to punch an officer several times in the groin area and NOT get tased, even if you are a girl. Bonus: was booked into the Johnson County Jail   (iowacity.patch.com) divider line 38
    More: Dumbass, Iowa City, resisting arrest, peace officers, Coralville Police Officers, Taser  
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2012-11-05 09:49:29 PM
That's a man, baby!
 
2012-11-05 11:45:34 PM

knbber2: That's a man, baby!


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-11-06 12:10:47 AM
21 isn't really a "girl". I was thinking more along the lines of a 10 year old. otherwise why would you PUNCH someone in the groin and not kick them?
 
2012-11-06 04:30:16 AM
Well....not that girl. If you can call that a girl. I wouldn't. In fact I'd never call it at all.
 
2012-11-06 04:30:42 AM
I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.
 
2012-11-06 04:33:12 AM

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


As long as you like getting punched in the groin, shot in the face, and having your blood drunk.
 
2012-11-06 04:42:53 AM
Restraining chairs? Blood drinking? Groin punching?

I can't fap to this, but I'm pretty sure I know some people you can.
 
2012-11-06 04:51:57 AM
Shoot them in the face and drink their blood?

I'd say bath salts, but that haircut leads me to think she's like this long-term, not just hopped up on goofballs.

Yikes.
 
2012-11-06 04:54:52 AM
daughter i am disappoint
 
2012-11-06 04:55:43 AM
That's Tank Girl!
 
2012-11-06 04:56:36 AM
That's no girl...that's John Conner.

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


You'll have to ask her girlfriend.
 
2012-11-06 04:57:40 AM
Ordinarily I side against the police as they are worthless piles of excrement, but then I saw the haircut and decided this person deserves to incarcerated.
 
2012-11-06 04:58:41 AM

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


Just what I was thinking. You know you'd be scared the whole time though.

And fark all you guys who are saying she looks like a dude just because she doesn't have make up on. Punk rock girls are sexy. Wailing on a cops nuts does nothing to detract from that.
 
2012-11-06 05:10:57 AM
Wow, lots of boozing and fighting and racist jerks out and about in Iowa.

http://iowacity.patch.com/articles/iowa-city-police-man-arrested-afte r -resisting-arrest-directing-racial-slur-at-officer

"When ambulance staff arrived Horras then allegedly directed obscenities their way as well, kicking several paramedics and saying "I will not stop fighting." Horras then had to be sedated as he began to resist efforts to treat him. Horras' behavior allegedly continued throughout the entire trip to the emergency treatment center."

Yea, class act there buddy. The sedation part kinda caught me off guard though... Did they shoot him with a tranq dart like an escaped zoo animal? Kidding aside, how can that be legal? What about the dangers combining booze and sedatives? Or an allergic reaction? Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
2012-11-06 05:13:27 AM
I wonder if she(?) followed the "I'll drink your blood", up with a "MWA, HA, HA!"
 
2012-11-06 05:28:28 AM
I'd say "I'd hit that" but I think she'd hit back a lot harder.

/bet she's SMOKING with makeup on
 
2012-11-06 05:31:44 AM
Sexy girl is sexy.
 
2012-11-06 05:33:13 AM
I think she was trying to punch him in the jeans
 
2012-11-06 05:39:48 AM
Handcuffed and directed to the ground and still getting her licks in?
She's no pussy, that's for sure.
 
2012-11-06 05:44:15 AM
Won't they strip search him at some point?
 
2012-11-06 05:47:04 AM

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


Until you reach down and feel that her d$&k is longer then yours
 
2012-11-06 06:01:13 AM
When being hit in the groin, there's no such thing as "approximately" three times. If it's three times, you know goddamn good and well it's three times.
 
2012-11-06 06:10:33 AM
Girl?

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2012-11-06 06:16:49 AM
"Johnsons Lassard! Johnsons as far as the eye could see!"

\Better not be obscure.
 
2012-11-06 06:18:28 AM

knbber2: That's a man, baby!


Came for this ^^^...

kid_icarus: That's no girl...that's John Conner.

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.

You'll have to ask her girlfriend.


...but like this more.
 
2012-11-06 06:30:05 AM
How do I always know when I'm on a Fark thread?
www.troll.me
 
2012-11-06 06:31:58 AM

MayoSlather: Ordinarily I side against the police as they are I am a worthless piles of excrement, but then I saw the haircut and decided this person deserves to incarcerated.


FTFY
 
2012-11-06 06:35:47 AM

Silly Jesus: MayoSlather: Ordinarily I side against the police as they are I am a worthless piles of excrement, but then I saw the haircut and decided this person deserves to incarcerated.

FTFY


Oh, touché.
 
2012-11-06 07:55:16 AM
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/Got nothin'
 
2012-11-06 07:55:58 AM

YouBWrong: Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.

Just what I was thinking. You know you'd be scared the whole time though.

And fark all you guys who are saying she looks like a dude just because she doesn't have make up on. Punk rock girls are sexy. Wailing on a cops nuts does nothing to detract from that.


Yes they are just not the one in this article.

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2012-11-06 07:59:00 AM
Someday I'm gonna marry that girl............
 
2012-11-06 08:10:17 AM
"Don't taze me Ho!" -- Pirate Pimp
 
2012-11-06 09:19:58 AM
The police directed her to the ground? Sounds like they were gentlemen about the whole deal and she just got all biatchy.
 
2012-11-06 10:12:28 AM
Punching someone in the groin never gets old......but at first I was like is that a boy or girl? Hmmm......
 
2012-11-06 10:57:42 AM

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


She does look like she'd spray you.
 
2012-11-06 12:09:33 PM
At least her hair won't get in the way of the camera.
 
2012-11-06 12:29:12 PM
I would like to grind her up and put her in the freezer, like my coffee....wait a minute, that's not how the the joke goes.
 
2012-11-06 07:34:59 PM
i'd marry dat girl
 
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