Confabulat: "Where did you dig up that old fossil?"
Brontes: Maybe we'll get to see another slave Leia scene?
Shenanigans!: abhorrent1: Ambivalence: Does that mean Carrie Fischer would play aged Leah? She has not aged well.Probably nothing a personal trainer and a good makeup artist can't fix.Yeah, but what are they going to do about her drunk old lady voice?
frepnog: can we just create stories that don't involve this bullshiat? I love han, luke, and leia, but for the love of god let's move on and tell new stories. I don't give a shiat that han's colostomy bag has to be changed, dammit.if they actually make the new movie, and these old farkers MUST be in it, PLEASE put them in very small roles that have little to do with the main plot of the film. it has been too long to continue the story of han, luke and leia without recasting the roles.... and no one wants that.I want to have high hopes for an awesome new star wars film. I don't want to show up and be treated to the star wars version of Superman Returns. It was a big damn universe. Surely some stuff can happen that those goobers weren't involved in.
EatsCrayons: A bajillion years ago (aka sometime in the late 1980s) when Lucas was interviewed about the possibility of sequels, he only said: "Meh" but that if he was going to do it, he might have Luke in there as an aged Jedi, kind of like Obi-Wan's mentor role in the original. That I could see.An aged Han and Leia, not so much.
abhorrent1: I thought he's always said he'd never play that character again.
Need a Dispenser Here: grokca: That ship's had the left blinker on for 12 parsecs.Just long enough to do the Kessel run...
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sluggers: Isla Fisher should play Princess Leia's daughter.
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