ZeroCorpse: Post-essay correction: Forgive me... my "s" is sticking, for some reason. Add S's where needed when you read.
Haliburton Cummings: ZeroCorpse: Here's what I think:my little pony fan fiction wharrggbbllethere are fanfiction sites for this kinda drivel.you need serious help.no one cares about your Expantard Fantard Universe
ZeroCorpse: Here's what I think:Han Solo: Appears in flashback with Chewbacca. The Falcon is being attacked (by who, we don't see) and lots of lights are flashing on the console. Chewie says something that can only be "We're f♥cked." and Han orders Chewie to take Leia and "the kids" into the escape pod. Chewie protests, and Han just looks at him and says, "You owe me, pal. Do this one last thing for me. Take care of them, alright?"And of course, a few moments later the Falcon is destroyed as it smashes into the pursuing ship, preventing it from attacking the lifepod that is hurtling away from the scene.Wipe to black.Leia: Flashing forward, we see Leia as an old woman (older looking, even, than Carrie Fisher actually is). She's regal and strong for her age, but still obviously tired from a lifetime of struggling and service. She's in the Senate chamber on Coruscant, sitting patiently in a platform waiting while the current Chancellor addresses the chamber. We pan back and see that another woman is sitting with her. It's Jaina, her daughter (played by an unknown, or Jessica Biel, if I had my way). Jaina's resting her hand on her mother's, which are folded on her lap. They glance at each other and share a look that says, "Here we go, good luck." as the Chancellor's voice says, "Princess Leia Organa Solo and Jedi Jaina Solo."They rise together, all political perfection, to speak...Luke: The scene opens with two young Force-users fighting-- but then we notice they're both Jedi, and they're sparring, not fighting. Lots of action, lots of Force use, and after a moment or two we hear the voice of their Grandmaster say "stop."They cease their session, immediately switching off their sabers and turning to face the dias above them. As the camera pans back we see the robed figure with his hood drawn over his head. He reaches up, pulls back the hood, and the unmistakable (though greatly aged) face of Luke Skywalker looks approvingly-- but expectantly-- down at the two young ...
ng2810: Ambivalence: Does that mean Carrie Fischer would play aged Leah? She has not aged well.She's gotten better recently, after she started loosing weight and cut down on the booze.[silveropossum.homestead.com image 300x300]None of the original actors look like they can play action versions of themselves, but I guess they can still me the wise mentors of the Jedi council now.
steve_lou: From a combination of what the actors are like IRL and what the characters actually do in the films..I think I've moved away from being a Han Solo fan, and become more of a Lando fan.Why wouldn't Lando betray Han? Many lives were at stake and Han was this untrustworthy self-serving asshole who basically stole his friend's ship. That's like when your buddy bets his wedding ring in a poker game and you wear it, like forever.He was told that Han wouldn't be hurt in any case. Lando is a pretty damn good pilot to boot, and looks cooler than Han in Han's OWN CLOTHES.I think I've had Chewbacca goggles all these years.
skepticultist: THANK YOU!
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