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(Entertainment Weekly)   Harrison Ford says he's ready to return as Han Solo for Star Wars VII. Tell Jabba he's got his money   (insidemovies.ew.com) divider line 110
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2012-11-05 09:34:24 PM
Honkey, please.



You're 70 years old grandpa. Put down the blaster.
 
2012-11-05 09:53:17 PM
"Where did you dig up that old fossil?"
 
2012-11-05 10:17:30 PM
Maybe we'll get to see another slave Leia scene?
 
2012-11-05 11:01:01 PM
Han took his cholesterol medicine first!
 
2012-11-05 11:02:12 PM

Confabulat: "Where did you dig up that old fossil?"


Thread over
 
2012-11-05 11:45:45 PM

Confabulat: "Where did you dig up that old fossil?"



We're done here.
 
2012-11-06 12:59:11 AM
Maybe Han will discover that he has a son and save himself from a deathstar blast by hiding in the Millennium Falcon's galley refrigerator.
 
2012-11-06 01:50:14 AM
Does that mean Carrie Fischer would play aged Leah? She has not aged well.
 
2012-11-06 02:37:59 AM
Han SoOld.
 
2012-11-06 02:43:58 AM

Ambivalence: Does that mean Carrie Fischer would play aged Leah? She has not aged well.


She's gotten better recently, after she started loosing weight and cut down on the booze.
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None of the original actors look like they can play action versions of themselves, but I guess they can still me the wise mentors of the Jedi council now.

/Didn't Han and Leia have 3 kids that ended up getting into a bunch of shiat in the expanded universe? Their elder twins joined the dark side after their brother Anakin Solo was killed or something?
//Also, Mara Jade.
 
2012-11-06 02:52:19 AM
FTFA:
About 400 fans (including Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan, Jon Favreau, and Kevin Feige) paid $100-$175 each to hear Ford reflect on his Millennium Falcon days. I was the moderator for the event and the star arrived in a cheery mood but, after watching the film, he was weary of the crowd's zeal for something he could never love.

Every single article about possible movies has mentioned Chris Nolan, even when they're not talking about a future director.

Every. Single. Article.

He's gonna direct the movie and they're just prepping us from now, right?
 
2012-11-06 02:53:17 AM
FTFA:
About 400 fans (including Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan, Jon Favreau, and Kevin Feige) paid $100-$175 each to hear Ford reflect on his Millennium Falcon days. I was the moderator for the event and the star arrived in a cheery mood but, after watching the film, he was weary of the crowd's zeal for something he could never love.

Every single article about possible movies has mentioned Chris Nolan, even when they're not talking about a future director.

Every. Single. Article.

He's gonna direct the movie and they're just prepping us from now, right?
 
2012-11-06 02:56:42 AM
rip chewy
 
2012-11-06 03:05:30 AM
You gotta be kidding...

I always figured he would probably never come back or would be the final holdout. He's become such a grumpy old f*cker in his old age.
 
2012-11-06 03:07:39 AM
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2012-11-06 03:21:05 AM
I keep hearing how Solo was supposed to die in ROTJ but does anyone know how? Being shot by a stormtrooper on Endor seems kind of lame. I've never heard any clues on this.
 
2012-11-06 03:23:38 AM

Confabulat: "Where did you dig up that old fossil?"


But enough about Callista Flockhart
 
2012-11-06 03:34:29 AM

Tsar_Bomba1: You gotta be kidding...

I always figured he would probably never come back or would be the final holdout. He's become such a grumpy old f*cker in his old age.



He seems to have mellowed
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2012-11-06 04:03:16 AM
GIMMIE BACK MY FAMILY FALCON
 
2012-11-06 04:12:22 AM
and I still say I'm cool with the idea of Ford being in the next one, and Hamill. (more so Hamill but I have a caveat to allow for Ford...)

Under the condition Ford gets blown up in the first 5 minutes and Hamill dies before the end of the first movie. Not because I don't actually like them or anything... only way I can see it done with the whole damn movie coming off as being Episode 6 Part 2

/Hamill should really be the only one of any of them that has a place in it
//not counting R2
 
2012-11-06 04:18:37 AM
I've heard IG-88 will be the main character. Nein Numm to also figure prominently.
 
2012-11-06 04:36:28 AM

LDM90: I keep hearing how Solo was supposed to die in ROTJ but does anyone know how? Being shot by a stormtrooper on Endor seems kind of lame. I've never heard any clues on this.


Crash the Falcon in the death star generator, maybe?
 
2012-11-06 04:53:30 AM

LDM90: I keep hearing how Solo was supposed to die in ROTJ but does anyone know how? Being shot by a stormtrooper on Endor seems kind of lame. I've never heard any clues on this.


As I understand it, it never got beyond, "Hey George, can we kill Han this time around? He's served his purpose and I really don't want to do three more of these." "No, Harrison. STFU and GBTW."

If it did ever get into a draft, I'm going to guess Han refused to hand over the Falcon and was put into a situation where he had to do a kamikaze run on the second Death Star.
 
2012-11-06 05:24:23 AM

Uncle Tractor: LDM90: I keep hearing how Solo was supposed to die in ROTJ but does anyone know how? Being shot by a stormtrooper on Endor seems kind of lame. I've never heard any clues on this.

Crash the Falcon in the death star generator, maybe?


I remember reading somewhere years ago that Lando was supposed to die at the end of ROTJ, not making it through the way out of the death star.
 
2012-11-06 05:28:39 AM
ok some "magazine math" here

1 "according to sources close to the just-announced Star Wars sequel"

+


2 "Erhmagherd Weakly"

=


7 "Horseshiat"

you can replace 1 and 2 with "this guy what i know" and "has this cousin who.." and amazingly the answer works out to the same thing...
 
2012-11-06 06:06:30 AM

ng2810: Ambivalence: Does that mean Carrie Fischer would play aged Leah? She has not aged well.

She's gotten better recently, after she started loosing weight and cut down on the booze.


None of the original actors look like they can play action versions of themselves, but I guess they can still me the wise mentors of the Jedi council now.

/Didn't Han and Leia have 3 kids that ended up getting into a bunch of shiat in the expanded universe? Their elder twins joined the dark side after their brother Anakin Solo was killed or something?
//Also, Mara Jade.


That is such an airbrushed photo.

She looks terrible for her age -- a combination of too many bad plastic surgeries and being fat.
 
2012-11-06 06:46:24 AM

thornhill: ng2810: Ambivalence: Does that mean Carrie Fischer would play aged Leah? She has not aged well.

She's gotten better recently, after she started loosing weight and cut down on the booze.


None of the original actors look like they can play action versions of themselves, but I guess they can still me the wise mentors of the Jedi council now.

/Didn't Han and Leia have 3 kids that ended up getting into a bunch of shiat in the expanded universe? Their elder twins joined the dark side after their brother Anakin Solo was killed or something?
//Also, Mara Jade.

That is such an airbrushed photo.

She looks terrible for her age -- a combination of too many bad plastic surgeries and being fat.


it's not plastic surgery... it's the alcohol. she was a huge drunk and pill popper for a LOOOOOOONG time.
/but yeah, that's shopped.
 
2012-11-06 06:52:35 AM
I thought he's always said he'd never play that character again.
 
2012-11-06 07:07:36 AM

abhorrent1: I thought he's always said he'd never play that character again.


Maybe hearing that Lucas is no longer the creative head gave him renewed love for the franchise.

/Maybe he thinks Disney will give him a bigger cut
 
2012-11-06 07:12:19 AM
It's kind of crazy to see people on the internet go so nuts over this like THIS TIME it will be as awesome as you thought it was when you were four. THIS TIME it will be different. Oh internet. You never change.
 
2012-11-06 07:15:17 AM

Confabulat: "Where did you dig up that old fossil?"


came for, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-06 07:20:45 AM
He could easily voice a cameo scene where they retro his face with CGI similar to what they did with Tron: Legacy - that shiat actually worked pretty well.
 
2012-11-06 07:21:15 AM
Shia LeBouf as...Han Solo.
 
2012-11-06 07:21:45 AM
Isla Fisher should play Princess Leia's daughter.
 
2012-11-06 07:30:22 AM

dervish16108: Uncle Tractor: LDM90: I keep hearing how Solo was supposed to die in ROTJ but does anyone know how? Being shot by a stormtrooper on Endor seems kind of lame. I've never heard any clues on this.

Crash the Falcon in the death star generator, maybe?

I remember reading somewhere years ago that Lando was supposed to die at the end of ROTJ, not making it through the way out of the death star.


When the Falcon comes flying out of the explosion, it didn't originally do that (foreshadow: Han saying "I just feel like I'm never going to see her again). It tested poorly so they changed it.
 
2012-11-06 07:35:24 AM

the_rhino: Shia LeBouf as...Han Solo.


Oh god damnit! fark you for making me picture that!
 
2012-11-06 07:43:43 AM
Given that Lucas was pretty involved with Indy 4 - Ford probably doesn't give a fark about Lucas involvement.

I'd heard that rumor about Lando dying as well - but we'll probably have to wait for the Rinzler 30th anniversary book (the ones on ANH and ESB were fantastic) to find out what earlier scripts suggested.
 
2012-11-06 07:51:19 AM

sluggers: Isla Fisher should play Princess Leia's daughter.


Isla Fisher as Jaina Solo. I'm ok with this.
 
2012-11-06 08:12:54 AM
That ship's had the left blinker on for 12 parsecs.
 
2012-11-06 08:21:49 AM

abhorrent1: I thought he's always said he'd never play that character again.


Truckloads of cash tend to change anyone's mind.
 
2012-11-06 08:22:03 AM

Confabulat: "Where did you dig up that old fossil?"


Did anyone mention that we're done here?
 
2012-11-06 08:23:36 AM

Ambivalence: Does that mean Carrie Fischer would play aged Leah? She has not aged well.


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2012-11-06 08:25:57 AM

Ambivalence: Does that mean Carrie Fischer would play aged Leah? She has not aged well.


Probably nothing a personal trainer and a good makeup artist can't fix.
 
2012-11-06 08:43:24 AM

grokca: That ship's had the left blinker on for 12 parsecs.


Just long enough to do the Kessel run...
 
2012-11-06 08:50:52 AM

Need a Dispenser Here: grokca: That ship's had the left blinker on for 12 parsecs.

Just long enough to do the Kessel run...


THAT'S THE JOKE.jpg
 
2012-11-06 08:50:58 AM
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2012-11-06 08:52:19 AM
Why not, his mobility scooter can do the Kessel run in twelve parsecs.
 
2012-11-06 09:08:29 AM
can we just create stories that don't involve this bullshiat? I love han, luke, and leia, but for the love of god let's move on and tell new stories. I don't give a shiat that han's colostomy bag has to be changed, dammit.

if they actually make the new movie, and these old farkers MUST be in it, PLEASE put them in very small roles that have little to do with the main plot of the film. it has been too long to continue the story of han, luke and leia without recasting the roles.... and no one wants that.

I want to have high hopes for an awesome new star wars film. I don't want to show up and be treated to the star wars version of Superman Returns. It was a big damn universe. Surely some stuff can happen that those goobers weren't involved in.
 
2012-11-06 09:18:56 AM

abhorrent1: I thought he's always said he'd never play that character again.


He ain't in it for this revolution. He expects to be well paid. He's in it for the money.
 
2012-11-06 09:20:06 AM
Jabba's farking dead, Solo!
 
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