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(Guardian)   The planet Krypton has been located 27.1 light years from Earth   ( divider line
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2012-11-05 09:48:37 PM  
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Don't trust him, Superman! Lando will sell you out to the Empire in a heartbeat!
2012-11-05 11:47:23 PM  
1 vote:
Practical_Draconian:"Dude, I need to warn y'all of Earth ... Math is coming. And my hair is a bird."

Actually, I'm more intrigued by the Addis Ababa meteorite and how that got here in time for Superman.
Maybe it was just a brick of bad weed Haile Selassie got from his visit to his Rastafarian faithful in Jamaica, or that it was green-colored silver kryptonite.

/actually, a Superman movie with Nic Cage as a drug-abusing, cynical, amoral, out-of-touch Kryptonian who has trouble relating to Earthlings would be interesting.

You ought not to dismiss math in such a cavalier manner. After all, how else but math would you determine if you're getting good value on a $200 ounce?

/yer right, Nic Cage as a druggie alien with super powers would be cool.
//Nic needs to be actually stoned for the whole shoot :P
2012-11-05 11:09:53 PM  
1 vote:

machoprogrammer: I like Neil, but the internet's obsession with him gets a bit annoying

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