optikeye: One does not simply walk into marriage.
Dead for Tax Reasons: Not a bad, but I hope couples don't make a hobbit out of doing this
MadCat221: Eye of Sauron, or giant flaming cooter?
dittybopper: MadCat221: Eye of Sauron, or giant flaming cooter?Giant Flaming Cooter would make a good band name.
kroonermanblack: dittybopper: MadCat221: Eye of Sauron, or giant flaming cooter?Giant Flaming Cooter would make a good band name.Stop that. It's sad.
Englebert Slaptyback: Gordon BennettIf they didn't take off their wedding rings and throw them into the cake they weren't doing it right.That wouldn't make any sense: the Eye wasn't that close to the internal lava part (i.e. "the fires") of Mount Doom.
Jon iz teh kewl: here comes the bride[s1.static.gotsmile.net image 420x482]
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