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(Foodbeast)   Nothing says 'I do' like this Eye of Sauron wedding cake   (foodbeast.com) divider line 24
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2012-11-05 07:42:35 PM  
I was about to say my Eye of Sauron fruit plate made out of blood oranges and rasberries was better, but no, that cake is pretty good. The real (unanswered) question is whether they got to smash it.

Helpful tip for parties: If you can find a loaf of pan d'epi bread, you can cut it apart to make some awesome elf ear buns.
 
2012-11-05 07:59:12 PM  
One does not simply walk into marriage.
 
2012-11-05 11:14:20 PM  

optikeye: One does not simply walk into marriage.


But usually come crawling out of it crying.
 
2012-11-05 11:33:13 PM  
Not a bad, but I hope couples don't make a hobbit out of doing this
 
2012-11-06 12:16:51 AM  
Eye of Sauron, or giant flaming cooter?
 
2012-11-06 12:20:34 AM  
Was the ringbearer a kid dressed like a hobbit?
 
2012-11-06 12:25:58 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Not a bad, but I hope couples don't make a hobbit out of doing this


Wow. Well played.
 
2012-11-06 01:12:49 AM  
One does not simply bake their way into Mordor.
 
2012-11-06 02:44:44 AM  
I'd eat it

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wiki hottness
 
2012-11-06 02:59:50 AM  
bet they'll be doing lots of binding in the darkness

/giggity
 
2012-11-06 03:34:20 AM  
I... see what you did there.

/paging the eye of Sauron for an assist
 
2012-11-06 03:47:15 AM  
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He wants his ^wedding ring back.
 
2012-11-06 07:17:26 AM  
If they didn't take off their wedding rings and throw them into the cake they weren't doing it right.
 
2012-11-06 07:58:50 AM  

MadCat221: Eye of Sauron, or giant flaming cooter?


Giant Flaming Cooter would make a good band name.
 
2012-11-06 08:05:04 AM  
Eye do?
 
2012-11-06 09:12:46 AM  
That eye will be with you the rest of your life...watching...judging.
 
2012-11-06 09:15:46 AM  

dittybopper: MadCat221: Eye of Sauron, or giant flaming cooter?

Giant Flaming Cooter would make a good band name.


Stop that. It's sad.

And I'm willing to bet the cake tasted like ass. While those things are pretty they are usually just structural glue and fondant. I'd rather have a delicious looks like poo cake than a beautiful tastes like rancid hatred and romneys socks cake.
 
2012-11-06 09:18:39 AM  

Gordon Bennett


If they didn't take off their wedding rings and throw them into the cake they weren't doing it right.


That wouldn't make any sense: the Eye wasn't that close to the internal lava part (i.e. "the fires") of Mount Doom.
 
2012-11-06 09:52:16 AM  

kroonermanblack: dittybopper: MadCat221: Eye of Sauron, or giant flaming cooter?

Giant Flaming Cooter would make a good band name.

Stop that. It's sad.


That'll be our first album.
 
2012-11-06 09:59:56 AM  
It's a magical cake that guarantees you don't even get laid on your wedding night.
 
2012-11-06 10:38:25 AM  
here comes the bride

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2012-11-06 10:52:14 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Gordon Bennett

If they didn't take off their wedding rings and throw them into the cake they weren't doing it right.


That wouldn't make any sense: the Eye wasn't that close to the internal lava part (i.e. "the fires") of Mount Doom.


NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

/I had the same thought
 
2012-11-06 11:35:30 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: here comes the bride

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Dick
 
2012-11-06 03:06:40 PM  

optikeye: One does not simply walk into marriage.


There's some good in this marriage, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.
 
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