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(Click Orlando)   Mother leaves baby in car, goes into store to steal cheese. Not surprisingly, things don't turn out so gouda for mom   (clickorlando.com) divider line 48
    More: Florida, Publix, Altamonte Springs, child neglect, mom, Anna Alvarez  
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2012-11-05 09:35:12 PM
I think there's holes in her story.
 
2012-11-05 10:26:49 PM
She said she'd brie right back.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 10:27:49 PM
She didn't know it's called nacho cheese for that reason? That's how you wind up getting pepperjacked, fool!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 10:31:16 PM
This isn't any grater crime than stealing pork skins. IMO
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 11:01:03 PM
That's no whey to act in front of your kid.
 
2012-11-06 12:22:03 AM
Stealing CHEESE?????

You can get that stuff for free! The idea is to steal stuff you can't get, dummy!
 
2012-11-06 12:22:48 AM
What a muenster.
 
2012-11-06 12:25:39 AM
The whole thing smells like Limburger.
 
2012-11-06 12:27:03 AM
I'll bet she never havarti again!

/sucks at this
 
2012-11-06 12:27:14 AM
Free Cheese... she took it to harvati
 
2012-11-06 12:27:49 AM
robbie the heroin addict told me he never paid for cheese.

i mean hey, it IS expensive and not really large.
nobody with skill needs to pay for cheese.

just don't steal three at a time, tossing them into your purse.
 
2012-11-06 12:28:07 AM

reddfrogg: The whole thing smells like Limburger.


Don't even try to compare this to the Limburger baby kidnapping.
 
2012-11-06 12:28:57 AM
1 hr to steal cheese?
 
2012-11-06 12:30:47 AM
Glad the coopers were able rescue the child before it was late.

/not good at this either
//wonder what kind of cheese it was
 
2012-11-06 12:31:04 AM
How cold could it have been in Florida?
 
2012-11-06 12:31:27 AM
I bet her vagina is filled with blue cheese crumbles
 
2012-11-06 12:32:25 AM
Edam shame, isn't it?
 
2012-11-06 12:35:06 AM
Rick Romano reporting?
 
2012-11-06 12:35:17 AM
Cops: "Bring that back, that's nacho cheese!"
 
2012-11-06 12:35:26 AM

tjfly: 1 hr to steal cheese?


seriously, what took her so long? was it a complex caper designed by Danny Ocean?
 
2012-11-06 12:39:23 AM
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Understands
 
2012-11-06 12:39:28 AM
she really blue her chance to be a good mom.
 
2012-11-06 12:40:24 AM
I swiss this she gets the book thrown at her.
 
2012-11-06 12:43:16 AM
She cheddar smarten up, or she'll never get her babybel back
 
2012-11-06 12:44:42 AM
Maybe she's trying to be a gouda mom.
 
2012-11-06 12:45:32 AM
I stilton think she has what it takes.
 
2012-11-06 12:46:14 AM
Maybe she just shouldn't bried.
 
2012-11-06 12:49:50 AM
Did someone say cheese?
www.worldtvpc.com
 
2012-11-06 12:54:52 AM
rly? Greenlighted? You should be ashamed, sublimburger.
 
2012-11-06 12:55:05 AM
Mom will learn: cheeses saves.
 
2012-11-06 01:03:40 AM
Did she drive a chevre? Guess her plan was not a feta accompli.

Nobody knows de trouble I seen
Nobody knows but Cheeses...
 
2012-11-06 01:09:55 AM

dj_bigbird: Did someone say cheese?


I was expecting mom and baby to look like this:
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-06 01:11:08 AM
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Damn. She gots kids?
 
2012-11-06 01:18:51 AM
Has it occurd to her how udderly irresponsible she was?
 
2012-11-06 01:36:51 AM
Foiled, once again, by the men in bleu.
 
2012-11-06 01:43:28 AM
Its not easy stealing cheesey.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 02:03:11 AM

Gary Coleman's kidneys: Its not easy stealing cheesey.


nice.
it'll would be entertaining to hear her plead her casein court.
 
2012-11-06 02:27:59 AM
Hopefully they remove the child from her mother, until cut free, the cheese always sticks to the mould. Then again, without this kind of story there would be no Colby Report.

I say stick her a block til she's hardened, then grill her til she melts and mellows.
 
2012-11-06 02:55:04 AM

bunner: I stilton think she has what it takes.


Some people have those right qualities to be a mom, but she lactose.
 
2012-11-06 03:04:50 AM

dyhchong: Hopefully they remove the child from her mother, until cut free, the cheese always sticks to the mould. Then again, without this kind of story there would be no Colby Report.

I say stick her a block til she's hardened, then grill her til she melts and mellows.


What makes you so sure they can rind her down?
 
2012-11-06 04:06:39 AM
Some people just aren't sufficiently cultured.
 
2012-11-06 04:08:54 AM
That baby was looking at its watch thinking, "whiskey, tango, foxtrot?"
 
2012-11-06 07:37:02 AM

433: Gary Coleman's kidneys: Its not easy stealing cheesey.

nice.
it'll would be entertaining to hear her plead her casein court.


I'd rennet the chance to be a fly on the wall of the courtroom.
 
2012-11-06 07:50:55 AM
You should never leave the little perv alone.
 
2012-11-06 08:32:45 AM
"I come from a long line of frontiersmen."
 
2012-11-06 09:07:54 AM
They need to do way instain mothers that lave babbys in the car
 
2012-11-06 03:41:13 PM
Authorities got a whiff of her trail after she cut it and ran.
 
2012-11-07 05:43:08 AM
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