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(Yahoo)   Headline: 'Jets coach Ryan still has no power'. Well that's pretty obvious when you look at his record.....wait, oh they mean electricity. NEVER MIND   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 20
    More: Interesting, Nick Mangold, Chaz Schilens, Jets, Jets coach, Rex Ryan  
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2012-11-05 05:09:33 PM  
People that aren't paid millions of dollars a year: "Boo farking hoo."
 
2012-11-05 05:29:47 PM  
He recognizes he is in the same situation as many others in the area recovering from the hurricane and its aftermath.

Well except for the millions of dollars. But besides that, it's the same situation.
 
2012-11-05 07:06:35 PM  
Ha! good headline subby, I hate the Jets.
 
2012-11-05 08:00:36 PM  
Has anyone mentioned the fact that Ryan and his players are compensated handsomely? Because, I'm not sure if you're aware, but they make a lot of money. Also, they get paid a lot.
 
2012-11-05 08:06:18 PM  
Pshaw! Tebow ain't much of a miracle worker, is he?
 
2012-11-05 08:09:10 PM  
I seriously doubt that these guys are sitting at home in the dark instead of hanging out in a hotel room in the city.
 
2012-11-05 08:14:01 PM  

skinink: Pshaw! Tebow ain't much of a miracle worker, is he?


When New York was flooded he was the only one able to walk the streets.

It's water. He walked on it....
I'll stop
 
2012-11-05 09:25:20 PM  
I can't believe these guys don't have backup generators. I mean, they aren't THAT unheard of.
 
2012-11-05 09:27:38 PM  
Ryan refuses to turn to a back up generator. Claims his main generator is absolutely fine, and is the best one to put his housei n a "Winning Environment."

I have no idea what he means.
 
2012-11-05 10:33:28 PM  
What cow pasture did Vick throw to?

How is anyone that wide open in the NFL?
 
2012-11-05 10:34:25 PM  
Damn, I switched threads and forgot


nevermind
 
2012-11-05 11:31:59 PM  

iron_city_ap: I can't believe these guys don't have backup generators. I mean, they aren't THAT unheard of.


I have one at my house. Granted, I live in Florida and having one is about as mandatory as air con or a refrigerator.

After all, when the power goes out, how else are you going to use the air con and the fridge to keep your beer cold?
 
2012-11-06 12:34:28 AM  
I hear things are so bad for the Jets, the hookers are giving players left-handed handies.
 
2012-11-06 05:10:37 AM  

iron_city_ap: I can't believe these guys don't have backup generators


I guess the lights really have to go out before Rex looks to a backup
 
2012-11-06 05:20:23 AM  

TheZorker: Ryan refuses to turn to a back up generator. Claims his main generator is absolutely fine, and is the best one to put his housei n a "Winning Environment."

I have no idea what he means.


I heard he was debating, but stuck with his primary generator because he's a pervert and loves feet.

/Not sure I did that right...
 
2012-11-06 06:58:33 AM  
Oh well, hopefully this means no more of those creepy tapes where he films his wife.
 
2012-11-06 07:06:10 AM  
Bet his feet are getting cold.
 
2012-11-06 09:02:05 AM  

iron_city_ap: I can't believe these guys don't have backup generators. I mean, they aren't THAT unheard of.


Nobody said they didn't.
 
2012-11-06 01:59:38 PM  

thecpt: skinink: Pshaw! Tebow ain't much of a miracle worker, is he?

When New York was flooded he was the only one able to walk the streets.

It's water. He walked on it....
I'll stop


Oh Jesus Farking Christ...
 
2012-11-07 11:51:56 AM  
Next year must be hilarious. Sanchez is toast. Tebow stays. Backs up Vick. Andy Reid goes to KC as HC or OC.
 
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