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(Gawker)   Today's Justin Bieber shocker: his sex doll is unofficial. Yes, you just read 'Justin Bieber' and 'shocker' in the same sentence   (gawker.com) divider line 3
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2012-11-05 11:03:56 PM
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Anybody read the reviews for this and "Finally Mylie"?


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4.0 out of 5 stars I'm a Beleaver! November 5, 2012
By B. Kerr
Even though I'm a straight man, I "Never Say Never (feat. Jaden Smith)" to trying new things! You won't "beliebe" your eyes how lifelike this doll is!

As soon as the box showed up in the mail, I was like a grown-up adult at a candy shoppe. I unwrapped the package with such fever, I had feared that I had torn Bieber a new one! "Easy, ol' chap," I muttered to myself as my clumsy fingers unfolded what was soon to be the barely legal boy of my dreams, "you don't want to scare the poor fellow."

I splayed the Biebs across my kitchen floor, a small gasp escaped my lips. Even as a lifeless, deflated vinyl corpse, he. Looked. GORGEOUS.

I immediately lunged to the air valve and began blowing as though my life depended on it. (I'm ashamed to admit that I passed out one or two times!) Within two hours, he was complete.

I immediately broke out in a sweat at the presence of the Purple Passion as I placed it across my bed. I was CONSTANTLY reminding myself that this was a Just-In Beaver Love Doll and NOT THE ACTUAL JUSTIN BIEBER. I caught myself nervously asking the doll: "D-do you like music?" and then uttering to myself: "Stupid!"

We slipped under the covers. I began cooing the song "Baby" into the Biebz' rubber-dinghy ear.

You know that moment in your life where you wish you could freeze time and live it forever because it's so perfect? Well, beliebe me, I do.

That night, I f***ed the s*** outta that thing.

Thanks Pipedream! You made my Pipedream a pipe-reality!

P.S. I only gave four stars because the delivery man was especially rude. :(
2012-11-05 08:45:05 PM
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tomnardone206: Hi guys, this is Tom from Bachelorette.com. We sell all of this crap including the Crackhead Charlie doll. The Just-In Beaver doll is on the floor of our office right now, it is brand new. The funny thing about these products is that inside the box they are all the exact same doll. The company that makes these things is trolling us all. Don't get me wrong, they sell well, but I think it is funny that you get the same doll no matter what the box is.


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2012-11-05 06:50:48 PM
1 votes:
*scans headline*

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