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(Gawker)   Today's Justin Bieber shocker: his sex doll is unofficial. Yes, you just read 'Justin Bieber' and 'shocker' in the same sentence   (gawker.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-05 03:59:18 PM
I read 'Justin Bieber', 'shocker' and 'sex doll' all in the same headline!!
 
2012-11-05 04:35:38 PM
He's got his own already and seems to enjoy fondling and caressing it.

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2012-11-05 06:27:00 PM
This is coming from a pansexual male in furry fandom.

What the farking hell is our world coming to where it is perfectly acceptable that Justin Bieber is made into a sex doll?

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I mean. Can you even picture the kind of person who would buy this? He must live in a van by the river, and offer all the little 8 year old boys free candy.
 
2012-11-05 06:38:50 PM
If you have sex with your own real doll, is that incestuous? It oddly feels that way.
 
2012-11-05 06:49:08 PM

BronyMedic: This is coming from a pansexual male in furry fandom.

What the farking hell is our world coming to where it is perfectly acceptable that Justin Bieber is made into a sex doll?

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I mean. Can you even picture the kind of person who would buy this? He must live in a van by the river, and offer all the little 8 year old boys free candy.


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2012-11-05 06:50:48 PM
*scans headline*

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2012-11-05 07:01:47 PM

BronyMedic: This is coming from a pansexual male in furry fandom.

What the farking hell is our world coming to where it is perfectly acceptable that Justin Bieber is made into a sex doll?

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I mean. Can you even picture the kind of person who would buy this? He must live in a van by the river, and offer all the little 8 year old boys free candy.


Hey, he's 18. I'm not interested personally, but I don't see anything perverted about attraction to an 18-year-old.
 
2012-11-05 07:09:29 PM
Two in the stupid haircut,
One in the butt.
 
2012-11-05 07:12:10 PM
Remember the Crazy Charlie Sheen sex doll? Well, it was the beginning of the end. Robosexuals will be all over the place as soon as WalMart gets some cheap Chinese copies of those Japanese sexbots in sock.
 
2012-11-05 07:14:36 PM
Correction: it was Crackhead Charlie.
 
2012-11-05 07:19:58 PM

NobleHam: Hey, he's 18. I'm not interested personally, but I don't see anything perverted about attraction to an 18-year-old.


He is an 18 year old that looks like a 12 year old. So yea - I do.
 
2012-11-05 07:23:16 PM

gingerjet: NobleHam: Hey, he's 18. I'm not interested personally, but I don't see anything perverted about attraction to an 18-year-old.

He is an 18 year old that looks like a 12 year old. So yea - I do.


I don't think he looks that young, he just looks feminine. Soft features and whatnot.
 
2012-11-05 07:30:31 PM

NobleHam: gingerjet: NobleHam: Hey, he's 18. I'm not interested personally, but I don't see anything perverted about attraction to an 18-year-old.

He is an 18 year old that looks like a 12 year old. So yea - I do.

I don't think he looks that young, he just looks feminine. Soft features and whatnot.


I would say he looks like a 12 year old lesbian. So both of you are right.
 
2012-11-05 07:41:50 PM
i totally hate justin bieber. I think he's a tool with an overblown ego. That said, he's going to be SO HOT when he's 35-40.
 
2012-11-05 07:42:30 PM
Leave Justin alone!
 
2012-11-05 07:51:42 PM
any of the fark legal eagles (who haven't run screaming from this headline) care to weigh in on if this will be sued out of existence or if it falls within some sort of fair use category?
 
2012-11-05 08:02:47 PM

NobleHam: gingerjet: NobleHam: Hey, he's 18. I'm not interested personally, but I don't see anything perverted about attraction to an 18-year-old.

He is an 18 year old that looks like a 12 year old. So yea - I do.

I don't think he looks that young, he just looks feminine. Soft features and whatnot.


Yeah, I'm actually a gay man and have no interest in Mr. Bieber. He looks like Ellen Page.
 
2012-11-05 08:18:12 PM
Hi guys, this is Tom from Bachelorette.com. We sell all of this crap including the Crackhead Charlie doll. The Just-In Beaver doll is on the floor of our office right now, it is brand new. The funny thing about these products is that inside the box they are all the exact same doll. The company that makes these things is trolling us all. Don't get me wrong, they sell well, but I think it is funny that you get the same doll no matter what the box is.
 
2012-11-05 08:31:12 PM
There was an old HBO's Real Sex where three hot women tested a male version of the Real Doll. Real Dolls are more like silicone mannequins rather than that ridiculous inflatable crap, and somewhat heavy. Sex dolls seem mostly useless for women, but watching them struggle with it gave me some funny feelings.

What's the difference between Jesus and Justin Bieber?
Jesus doesn't go around thinking he's Justin Bieber.
Whoever that anonymous twink on the box cover there is, I'm willing to bet he can sing better and is less of a douche.
 
2012-11-05 08:32:40 PM

steve_lou: There was an old HBO's Real Sex where three hot women tested a male version of the Real Doll. Real Dolls are more like silicone mannequins rather than that ridiculous inflatable crap, and somewhat heavy. Sex dolls seem mostly useless for women, but watching them struggle with it gave me some funny feelings.

What's the difference between Jesus and Justin Bieber?
Jesus doesn't go around thinking he's Justin Bieber.
Whoever that anonymous twink on the box cover there is, I'm willing to bet he can sing better and is less of a douche.


I actually saw that episode. They all got off on it, didn't they?
 
2012-11-05 08:36:53 PM
somewhere someones mom and dad went to the bank for a loan so they could open a JB sex doll factory. thoughts like this amuse me.
 
2012-11-05 08:37:57 PM
They seemed to at any rate.
 
2012-11-05 08:38:06 PM

tomnardone206: Hi guys, this is Tom from Bachelorette.com. We sell all of this crap including the Crackhead Charlie doll. The Just-In Beaver doll is on the floor of our office right now, it is brand new. The funny thing about these products is that inside the box they are all the exact same doll. The company that makes these things is trolling us all. Don't get me wrong, they sell well, but I think it is funny that you get the same doll no matter what the box is.


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2012-11-05 08:45:05 PM

tomnardone206: Hi guys, this is Tom from Bachelorette.com. We sell all of this crap including the Crackhead Charlie doll. The Just-In Beaver doll is on the floor of our office right now, it is brand new. The funny thing about these products is that inside the box they are all the exact same doll. The company that makes these things is trolling us all. Don't get me wrong, they sell well, but I think it is funny that you get the same doll no matter what the box is.


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2012-11-05 10:16:17 PM
I LOVE YOU JUSTN!!!!
 
2012-11-05 10:19:23 PM

Wayne 985: Yeah, I'm actually a gay man and have no interest in Mr. Bieber. He looks like Ellen Page.


[looks at profile]

How YOU doin'?
 
2012-11-05 10:40:10 PM
Justin Bieber sex doll.

OK, the world goddamn better end soon.
 
2012-11-05 10:56:31 PM

gingerjet: Wayne 985: Yeah, I'm actually a gay man and have no interest in Mr. Bieber. He looks like Ellen Page.

[looks at profile]

How YOU doin'?


Forgive me, sir, but I'm going to need a photo to know if you have sharp knees, are below my standards.
 
2012-11-05 11:03:56 PM
Anybody read the reviews for this and "Finally Mylie"?


Most Helpful Customer Reviews
7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars I'm a Beleaver! November 5, 2012
By B. Kerr
Even though I'm a straight man, I "Never Say Never (feat. Jaden Smith)" to trying new things! You won't "beliebe" your eyes how lifelike this doll is!

As soon as the box showed up in the mail, I was like a grown-up adult at a candy shoppe. I unwrapped the package with such fever, I had feared that I had torn Bieber a new one! "Easy, ol' chap," I muttered to myself as my clumsy fingers unfolded what was soon to be the barely legal boy of my dreams, "you don't want to scare the poor fellow."

I splayed the Biebs across my kitchen floor, a small gasp escaped my lips. Even as a lifeless, deflated vinyl corpse, he. Looked. GORGEOUS.

I immediately lunged to the air valve and began blowing as though my life depended on it. (I'm ashamed to admit that I passed out one or two times!) Within two hours, he was complete.

I immediately broke out in a sweat at the presence of the Purple Passion as I placed it across my bed. I was CONSTANTLY reminding myself that this was a Just-In Beaver Love Doll and NOT THE ACTUAL JUSTIN BIEBER. I caught myself nervously asking the doll: "D-do you like music?" and then uttering to myself: "Stupid!"

We slipped under the covers. I began cooing the song "Baby" into the Biebz' rubber-dinghy ear.

You know that moment in your life where you wish you could freeze time and live it forever because it's so perfect? Well, beliebe me, I do.

That night, I f***ed the s*** outta that thing.

Thanks Pipedream! You made my Pipedream a pipe-reality!

P.S. I only gave four stars because the delivery man was especially rude. :(
 
2012-11-05 11:05:46 PM
I'm gonna get one so I can send it out on a date with my Selena Gomez love doll.

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2012-11-06 12:21:44 AM
For a Realdoll, it's pretty realistic, and a bit cute. They've gotten better at making Realdolls look more realistic.

The early models were rather... unsettling, as least in the face.

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This one's pretty nice.

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2012-11-06 12:22:37 AM

Walker: He's got his own already and seems to enjoy fondling and caressing it.

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If I was as cute as him, I'd be cuddling my Realdoll clone, too.
 
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2012-11-06 12:42:04 AM
for the people who are asking "who would uy this?"...

no one is buying it to use. but it is a hilarious gift at bachlorettes and office parties.
 
2012-11-06 06:56:22 AM
[crazy_lady_with Beibers_face_pasted_on_blowup_dol.jpg]
 
2012-11-06 07:57:21 AM
Don't date robots.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:50 AM

Wayne 985: gingerjet: Wayne 985: Yeah, I'm actually a gay man and have no interest in Mr. Bieber. He looks like Ellen Page.

[looks at profile]

How YOU doin'?

Forgive me, sir, but I'm going to need a photo to know if you have sharp knees, are below my standards.


With a name like gingerjet, you know he's got the soft, rounded knees of a ginger.

/you're pretty...
 
2012-11-06 09:07:27 AM

Nurglitch: Wayne 985: gingerjet: Wayne 985: Yeah, I'm actually a gay man and have no interest in Mr. Bieber. He looks like Ellen Page.

[looks at profile]

How YOU doin'?

Forgive me, sir, but I'm going to need a photo to know if you have sharp knees, are below my standards.

With a name like gingerjet, you know he's got the soft, rounded knees of a ginger.

/you're pretty...


Get a room you two.
 
2012-11-06 01:36:45 PM

Wayne 985: steve_lou: There was an old HBO's Real Sex where three hot women tested a male version of the Real Doll. Real Dolls are more like silicone mannequins rather than that ridiculous inflatable crap, and somewhat heavy. Sex dolls seem mostly useless for women, but watching them struggle with it gave me some funny feelings.

What's the difference between Jesus and Justin Bieber?
Jesus doesn't go around thinking he's Justin Bieber.
Whoever that anonymous twink on the box cover there is, I'm willing to bet he can sing better and is less of a douche.

I actually saw that episode. They all got off on it, didn't they?


Sure seemed like they did. I taped that segment. Good thing, too. Later repeats of those shows have totally different music, which sometimes gets annoying.
 
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