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(Buzzfeed)   David Axelrod on Dick Morris: "I've had a foot in my mouth plenty of times, but it's always been my own"   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 78
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2012-11-05 03:09:51 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-05 03:27:05 PM
That ain't a foot in there.
 
2012-11-05 04:01:27 PM
you see, now that is classy.
 
2012-11-05 04:01:28 PM
Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden.
 
2012-11-05 04:08:46 PM
ZING!
 
2012-11-05 04:18:01 PM
nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-05 04:42:16 PM
If anything good can be said of Dick Morris, someone would have thought to say it before now.
 
2012-11-05 04:52:48 PM
Dick Morris is horrible human being and I hope he gets cancer.
 
2012-11-05 04:54:41 PM
YouGotOwned.jpg
 
2012-11-05 04:55:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-05 04:55:59 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-05 04:58:06 PM
i78.photobucket.com

"Biz Markie, his mouth agape."
 
2012-11-05 04:58:37 PM

I_C_Weener: Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden.


Not even close, but feel free to explain that.
 
2012-11-05 04:58:47 PM
Owned.

Morris is a heel.
 
2012-11-05 04:59:42 PM

I_C_Weener: Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden.


In Dick Morris' most fevered, lathered fist-foaming masturbation sessions, he imagines someone saying that near him when he doesn't have to pay them first.
 
2012-11-05 05:01:48 PM
He's Fox News's #1 election analyst, which I guess is something like being the best defender on the Saints
 
2012-11-05 05:01:49 PM

I_C_Weener: Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden.


I think maybe the joke went over your head. The joke is that Dick Morris sucks on the toes of prostitutes.
 
2012-11-05 05:01:53 PM
www.allfordmustangs.com
 
2012-11-05 05:02:26 PM
Dick Morris sounds like an angry gay guy who's been smoking unfiltered cigarettes for the last 20 years and hasn't had a cock in over 30.
 
2012-11-05 05:03:06 PM

I_C_Weener: Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden Dick Morris.


FTFY
 
2012-11-05 05:03:17 PM
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2012-11-05 05:04:33 PM

I_C_Weener: Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden.


That's an indefensible comparison. Joe Biden has integrity and intelligence. Dick Morris is just a paid shill who sucks on prostitute toes. They're barely even the same species.
 
2012-11-05 05:06:20 PM
www.gifsforum.com
 
2012-11-05 05:08:11 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-11-05 05:11:00 PM

I_C_Weener: Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden.


Except he has no power and nobody likes him.
 
2012-11-05 05:12:57 PM
shows.ctv.ca

POW!
 
2012-11-05 05:14:06 PM
Morris went where the money was at after Clinton tossed him on his ass. First he was a semi partisan but a foaming mouthed hillary hater now hes on full derp who tries to shill for some lame brian money scheme hes working on in every appearance

One of the many reasons I want Obama to win is due to Morris has been saying and bragging Romney is sure to win for the past 2 weeks now and hes booked on the O'Reilly factor wednesday. His tears will be the most yummy.
 
2012-11-05 05:14:53 PM
Axe always brings the funny.
 
2012-11-05 05:19:21 PM
Holy shiat that was awesome.

I_C_Weener: Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden.


And yeah...minus the honesty, integrity, actual family values, intelligence and sense of humor.
 
2012-11-05 05:19:54 PM
i.imgur.com

What evidence of Dick Morris's incredible prognosticatory power might look like:


/and sucking on a hooker's toes sounds farking disgusting
 
2012-11-05 05:24:12 PM
I didn't follow Dick Morris' evolution from Clinton advisor to all things right wing shill. What exactly happened to him?
 
2012-11-05 05:29:44 PM

Apocalyptic Inferno: I didn't follow Dick Morris' evolution from Clinton advisor to all things right wing shill. What exactly happened to him?


Fired sometime before the '96 election for trying to impress a hooker by letting her listen in on his phone conversation with the president.

Yes, THAT guy.
 
2012-11-05 05:30:35 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 266x400]

What evidence of Dick Morris's incredible prognosticatory power might look like:

/and sucking on a hooker's toes sounds farking disgusting

manlyexcellence.com
Sounds kinda hot to me!
 
2012-11-05 05:31:19 PM

Apocalyptic Inferno: I didn't follow Dick Morris' evolution from Clinton advisor to all things right wing shill. What exactly happened to him?


Hooker toe cheese has a horrendous effect on healthy brain tissue.
 
2012-11-05 05:34:49 PM
Probably the second-best zinger of the year, after Obama's:

"You can't drive a car with a windmill on it.

That's what he said about wind power,

"You can't drive a car with a windmill on it."

Now I don't know if he's actually tried it, I do know he's had other things on his car.
 
2012-11-05 05:36:53 PM
So what's Axelrod's FARK handle?
 
2012-11-05 05:38:04 PM
That's gonna leave a mark.
 
2012-11-05 05:38:31 PM
Here's what Dick Morris usually looks like:

bigez.smugmug.com

Here's what Dick Morris looks like when he doesn't comb his bangs:

i.ytimg.com

Here's what he did:

img252.imageshack.us

And here's the prostitute he did it with:

thumpandwhip.com

And here's the resulting photo shoot he had to do with his lovely and supportive wife:

img.timeinc.net 

Oh, that Dick!
 
2012-11-05 05:43:06 PM
Yes. Thank you. Everytime I see him on TV, my reaction is "shut your fat mouth, toe-sucker."
 
2012-11-05 05:44:07 PM

DeltaPunch: Here's what Dick Morris usually looks like:

[bigez.smugmug.com image 400x182]

Here's what Dick Morris looks like when he doesn't comb his bangs:

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Here's what he did:

[img252.imageshack.us image 360x365]

And here's the prostitute he did it with:

[thumpandwhip.com image 285x307]

And here's the resulting photo shoot he had to do with his lovely and supportive wife:

[img.timeinc.net image 400x527] 

Oh, that Dick!


I had to google that time magazine cover to check if it was real! That's a man baby, and he looks like Eddie Izzard. Christ, I would go broke ordering hookers if my wife looked like that.
 
2012-11-05 05:44:26 PM

vernonFL: Dick Morris is horrible human being and I hope he gets cancer.


That's a horrible thing to say. Come on, the guy is already suffering from a sick burn, and now you wish cancer on him? Dude!
 
2012-11-05 05:45:46 PM

elchip: Probably the second-best zinger of the year, after Obama's:

"You can't drive a car with a windmill on it.

That's what he said about wind power,

"You can't drive a car with a windmill on it."

Now I don't know if he's actually tried it, I do know he's had other things on his car.


Ehhh.
 
2012-11-05 05:54:48 PM

Lego_Addict: DeltaPunch: Here's what Dick Morris usually looks like:

[bigez.smugmug.com image 400x182]

Here's what Dick Morris looks like when he doesn't comb his bangs:

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Here's what he did:

[img252.imageshack.us image 360x365]

And here's the prostitute he did it with:

[thumpandwhip.com image 285x307]

And here's the resulting photo shoot he had to do with his lovely and supportive wife:

[img.timeinc.net image 400x527] 

Oh, that Dick!

I had to google that time magazine cover to check if it was real! That's a man baby, and he looks like Eddie Izzard. Christ, I would go broke ordering hookers if my wife looked like that.


THIS!

(At least she put down the whip before she posed for the photo.)
 
2012-11-05 05:57:05 PM
this is good news: dick morris could not roughly predict 6:00 @ 5:45
 
2012-11-05 06:01:29 PM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-05 06:05:15 PM
Link

Dick Morris wrote an entire column based on the belief that the health care industry lost 30,000 jobs in August. The report he relied on actually said the health care industry gained 30,000 jobs in August. Morris' case isn't just lazy and unserious; it's backwards.

Morris argues that the only logical conclusion to draw is that the Affordable Care Act is a disaster because the industry isn't adding 30,000 jobs a month. But it is. It says right there in the black-and-white text: "Health care employment rose by 30,000 in August." The very report Morris uses as evidence to prove his point is the same report that makes his own column look like a ridiculous lie.


Link

...If the president's favorability rating among African Americans really had slipped to 58%, that would be a pretty significant development. But once again, Morris based an entire column on numbers he chose not to read carefully enough.

What the poll actually found is that President Obama enjoys an 86% favorability rating among African Americans - 28 points higher than Morris' column claimed.

How'd he screw this up? The poll found that 58% of African Americans have a "strongly favorable" view of Obama, but that's only part of the basis of a favorability rating. Morris apparently noticed one number, brushed past the relevant detail, and published a claim that's plainly not true. 
 
2012-11-05 06:06:05 PM

Blue_Blazer: I_C_Weener: Dick Morris is the Republican Joe Biden.

Except he has no power and nobody likes him.


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2012-11-05 06:08:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-05 06:10:45 PM

DeltaPunch: And here's the resulting photo shoot he had to do with his lovely and supportive wife:


www.pajiba.com
 
2012-11-05 06:17:32 PM

Ed Finnerty: POW!


Well, I did NOT expect to see Wanda in a politics thread (or any other thread) today.

+1 internets for you
 
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