Primum: It'd be a real shame if the people behind these anti-American groups were strung up from lampposts by their necks or lined up against a wall and shot./We need a Stalin to put shiat right in this country
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I sell cocaine using that Square iPhone Credit Card reader. I simply accept donations to my PAC committee. I then pay myself using that PAC's funds for services rendered. You will never catch me.I'm not kidding. I sell a lot of cocaine to middle class children using their parent's credit cards. I'm not going to tell you the name of my PAC. But there's a good chance your child has given to us, either through me, or one of my many foot soldiers. I'm making a lot of money selling your children cocaine.
ClavellBCMI: You hide the money through a shell company, which hides *that* money through another shell company, which hides *that* money through yet *another* shell company, which hires an off-shore law firm to set up an off-shore trust to hide the money that they send to another off-shore shell company, that then sends the money to the original intended destination. I thought everyone knew that by now?
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