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(Some Guy)   Dude, where's my farking polling place?   (yourfuckingpollingplace.com) divider line 52
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2012-11-05 02:59:33 PM
Big farking Springs Elem School

I'm sure the kids who go there think the school's name is hilarious.
 
2012-11-05 03:01:44 PM
How farking helpful!
 
2012-11-05 03:07:25 PM
I like it, but the "this is who yo can farking vote for" seems to be limited to federal offices?
vote411.org is a better resource for that.
 
2012-11-05 03:08:56 PM
Heh! I put in my home address and got this message..."What the f*ck is this?"

My polling place is my apartment. To be specific, I filled out my ballot at my computer desk in the dining room.
 
2012-11-05 03:10:30 PM
Site gave accurate info. for me in Roseville farking Michigan
 
2012-11-05 03:15:02 PM
That is actually very farking helpful.
 
2012-11-05 03:18:38 PM
I got an all white page after entering my address. So I'm guessing....the North Pole?
 
2012-11-05 03:19:34 PM
Odd. It's telling me that my polling place is 25+ miles from where I live. The registration card I got in the mail has the polling place 1 mile from my house. What's the deal?
 
2012-11-05 03:19:41 PM
I imagine this would be useful if my work hadn't blocked it as "pornography."
 
2012-11-05 03:24:27 PM
First farking Baptist Church Of Cumberland
 
2012-11-05 03:26:46 PM
Old database is old. This information is likely out of date if you live in a district that has recently been changed.
 
2012-11-05 03:29:48 PM
I've been on 'the line' between wards since I bought the house a decade ago. I've been waiting for the city to figure out I don't vote R so they can mess with me.

And my result is the same place, but in a way that makes me giggle:

02 Farking - Elks Lodge
 
2012-11-05 03:30:26 PM
Hey Fark! Long time no see!

Data is based off Google Civic API, identical to what is on Google.com and vote411
 
2012-11-05 03:32:35 PM
The city changed my farking polling place six months ago, and it found the new farking polling place for me. It's up to farking date. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark,
 
2012-11-05 03:32:47 PM
Don't take their suggestion and put in "123 Main Street, Anytown 12345"

It farks the database. Or something
 
2012-11-05 03:33:08 PM
It's a farking memorable address, anyway....
 
2012-11-05 03:33:29 PM
I'm working the polls in my district tomorrow, and I'm taking Wednesday off as well. One way or another, I'm pretty sure that I'll be too hungover to make it to work on Wednesday.

/stocking up on booze tonight
 
2012-11-05 03:34:33 PM
I can't wait. Every farking election I go to the same polling place, where I'm told that, since I live in the apartment complex across the street, I need to go to the other nearby polling place, where I'll be told that I need to go back to the first place. Every year I have to have an an argument with one or more 70 year old douchebag(s) who doesn't particularly want people who don't own property in town to actually cast a ballot.

It's awesome.
 
2012-11-05 03:35:21 PM
I can totally farking vote for Elizabeth Warren.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 03:36:04 PM
I voted for farking, but every girl I see doesn't.
 
2012-11-05 03:36:45 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: That is actually very farking helpful.


Unless you get a blank page, as I did.
 
2012-11-05 03:43:15 PM
I live in Washington where all voting is by mail, so I've been getting a kick out of all of the national campaign e-mails I've been getting about finding my polling place.
 
2012-11-05 03:44:34 PM

queezyweezel: Odd. It's telling me that my polling place is 25+ miles from where I live. The registration card I got in the mail has the polling place 1 mile from my house. What's the deal?


Trust your card or go to your state's Secretary of State website or your county auditor website.
 
2012-11-05 03:44:56 PM
I live in a house, with a simple street address in an actual city, not a rural route somewhere. It couldn't find me. I went to google and hit the first link in the search "Where is my polling place Missouri" and got the correct result in seconds, as well as a link that let me confirm that I am a registered voter.

So this link is amusing, and might work for some, but google might be a better solution for more people.
 
2012-11-05 03:48:57 PM
If it's not working for you, try Google's voter information page.

In addition to polling place, it'll even tell you what you'll find on your ballot in case you're not sure what districts you're in.
 
2012-11-05 03:58:11 PM

likefunbutnot: I can't wait. Every farking election I go to the same polling place, where I'm told that, since I live in the apartment complex across the street, I need to go to the other nearby polling place, where I'll be told that I need to go back to the first place. Every year I have to have an an argument with one or more 70 year old douchebag(s) who doesn't particularly want people who don't own property in town to actually cast a ballot.

It's awesome.


Please video and post on Youtube!
 
2012-11-05 03:59:24 PM
Fire Farking Station #13, Burbank, Calif.

/fark yeah
 
2012-11-05 04:01:37 PM
United Farking Way Building

Love it.
 
2012-11-05 04:04:25 PM
Also, apparently I can vote for Jeff Boss & Bob Pasternak for president and vice president.

They're from the NSA did 911 party.

Good to know.
 
2012-11-05 04:07:17 PM

likefunbutnot: I can't wait. Every farking election I go to the same polling place, where I'm told that, since I live in the apartment complex across the street, I need to go to the other nearby polling place, where I'll be told that I need to go back to the first place. Every year I have to have an an argument with one or more 70 year old douchebag(s) who doesn't particularly want people who don't own property in town to actually cast a ballot.

It's awesome.


In 2008 I wasn't allowed to vote because the volunteers had the person above me on the list sign on my name and even when I explained to them that I didn't vote and and that my signature doesn't spell out (yes, the signature was readable) the guy's name above me they wouldn't let me vote.

But they felt bad and gave me a sticker anyway!
 
2012-11-05 04:13:11 PM

ddam: In 2008 I wasn't allowed to vote because the volunteers had the person above me on the list sign on my name and even when I explained to them that I didn't vote and and that my signature doesn't spell out (yes, the signature was readable) the guy's name above me they wouldn't let me vote.

But they felt bad and gave me a sticker anyway!


IANAL, that sounds like a completely winnable lawsuit...
 
2012-11-05 04:18:00 PM

OwnerJFA: The city changed my farking polling place six months ago, and it found the new farking polling place for me. It's up to farking date. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark,


Mine got changed this morning, this farking site had the right farking place.

/America
//Fark yeah
 
2012-11-05 04:20:23 PM
I vote at the Hilton Farking Garden Inn. Well, I would if I didn't already early vote.
 
2012-11-05 04:30:49 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Heh! I put in my home address and got this message..."What the f*ck is this?"

My polling place is my apartment. To be specific, I filled out my ballot at my computer desk in the dining room.


Do you live in a 100% vote-by-mail state?
 
2012-11-05 04:48:32 PM
lol, ftfwp:

You can vote at this farking location:

farking Library
(address)
 
2012-11-05 05:00:47 PM
If any of you live in Montgomery County MD I'll be working the polls at Blake High School. Come say Hi and bring hot chocolate.
 
2012-11-05 05:16:48 PM
Church farking at Argyle... I may attend mass more often
 
2012-11-05 05:21:08 PM

Gwendolyn: If any of you live in Montgomery County MD I'll be working the polls at Blake High School. Come say Hi and bring hot chocolate.


I live there, but my polling place is the school at the corner of Wayne Ave. and Dale Dr. in Silver Spring. Plus, I already voted at the civic center in DTSS.
 
2012-11-05 05:44:45 PM
Either that site got farked, or it doesn't work on a Mac.

If you are voting in Las Cruces, NM tomorrow. Come by our little house, the Mrs. and I decided to throw a party.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 05:47:08 PM
got to be my favorite 501 error ever...

i47.tinypic.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 05:51:46 PM
my list (we have vote centers and can go to any one in the county..)

Calvary farking Baptist Church
Covenant farking Presbyterian Church
Federated farking Church
Purdue farking Memorial Union
Evangelical farking Covenant Church
Faith farking Community Center At Faith Baptist
The farking Outpost Catering
Brady farking Lane Church Of Christ
Dayton farking United Methodist Church
Lafayette farking Fire Station #5
Lafayette farking Shrine Club
Jenks farking Rest Senior Center
Lafayette farking City Hall
Morton farking Community Center
Wabash farking Twp Volunteer Fire Station
St. farking Lawrence Catholic Church Social Hall
Battle farking Ground Fire Station
Clarks farking Hill Christian Church
Tippecanoe farking County 4-H Fairgrounds

that's a lot of farking.
 
2012-11-05 05:57:57 PM
It doesn't know where the fark my polling place is. Thankfully, of course I do. Is there really anyone out there who doesn't?
 
2012-11-05 06:12:04 PM
Yeah, further proof that Fark is a libfest. Helping people find a place to vote is not the government's responsibility.
 
2012-11-05 06:18:40 PM

FishyFred: Gwendolyn: If any of you live in Montgomery County MD I'll be working the polls at Blake High School. Come say Hi and bring hot chocolate.

I live there, but my polling place is the school at the corner of Wayne Ave. and Dale Dr. in Silver Spring. Plus, I already voted at the civic center in DTSS.


Well I still wouldn't turn down hot chocolate. I'm handing out literature for Marylanders for Marriage Equality from 6:30 am - 1pm. I'm going to be an icicle by 9. Glad to hear you got your vote in though.
 
2012-11-05 06:52:13 PM
First farking Universalist Church
 
2012-11-05 06:55:50 PM
Mount farking Carmel Church
 
2012-11-05 07:05:02 PM
Put in "Your farking Street, Your farking Town, CA 12345"

It will blow your mind.
 
2012-11-05 07:14:33 PM
St. Remy Vol. Firehouse, just a 3 minute ride from my house. Will be fuuuuuun getting my father into a 50 year old firehouse on his bum, HALO-device-enclosed leg...
 
2012-11-06 12:01:36 AM
I'm out of the country, so I had to vote absentee. When I input other addresses, I found out that:
My Grandma is voting at the farking Temple
My aunt and uncle in Minnesota are voting at Henry farking Sibley High School
My aunt and uncle in Connecticut are voting at East farking Middle School
My cousins in Brooklyn are supposed to vote at IS farking 293
Students at my uni are voting at Saint farking Peter's Church Hall
 
2012-11-06 12:38:55 AM
Freedom farking Inn.

A senior living center and Dementia unit.

Umm. No thanks...
 
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