If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(610 WTVN)   Obama and Romney are kinda like those irritating relatives that just won't leave, says the state of Ohio   (610wtvn.com) divider line 81
    More: Obvious, obama, Nationwide Arena, University of Cincinnati  
•       •       •

677 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Nov 2012 at 4:07 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



81 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-11-05 03:01:22 PM  
When will all of this end?

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-05 03:02:38 PM  
Yeah, the rest of us are annoyed by the fact that Ohio will basically decide who wins too.
 
2012-11-05 03:03:29 PM  
Which is why we invite them over once every four years, hope for nice presents, and change the locks when they leave.
 
2012-11-05 03:19:10 PM  
If Ohio would just get its shiat together, the candidates would stop annoying the State.

/Worked for PA.
 
2012-11-05 03:20:04 PM  

Nadie_AZ: When will all of this end?

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 680x452]


I don't know but it looks like I picked the wrong day to renew my TF.

/off to paint my face gold
 
2012-11-05 03:27:02 PM  
SH*TTER'S FULL!
 
2012-11-05 04:10:18 PM  
So get rid of some of your blithering right-wing jackasses and stop being a swing state.

Or, I suppose, get rid of the centrists, go red and help bring the entire system down.
 
2012-11-05 04:12:33 PM  
don't worry Ohio the entire nation will be back to not giving a shiat about your state for the next 4 years.
 
2012-11-05 04:13:09 PM  
"Talk is cheap," Romney said. "But a record is real, and it's earned with real effort. Change is not measured in words you speak, change is measured in achievement."

How does he say things like that without immediately catching on fire, or peals of laughter? What has he achieved beyond making a lot of money for himself and shipping jobs overseas?
 
2012-11-05 04:15:27 PM  
Would someone post one of those long list of things Obama has done so I can copy and paste it for my tea bagger friend who won't leave me alone.

I'm in the hospital waiting on my wife to be induced into labor, so I'm hoping someone else will do the heavy lifting pardon the pun
 
2012-11-05 04:15:36 PM  
from Ohio: please make it stop!!  *sob*
 
2012-11-05 04:15:39 PM  
Yes, our pissant state hates this horrible influx of hundreds of millions of dollars every four years. Won't someone please make it stop, because we just can't stand this torrential downpour of cash right on our heads. Oh, the humanity.
 
2012-11-05 04:17:36 PM  
What will all the trolls do to pass the time after the election?
 
2012-11-05 04:17:41 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Would someone post one of those long list of things Obama has done so I can copy and paste it for my tea bagger friend who won't leave me alone.


Just say he helped Mitt Romney implement a liberal, country-wide public-social health care system.
 
2012-11-05 04:18:13 PM  

Rug Doctor: Yes, our pissant state hates this horrible influx of hundreds of millions of dollars every four years. Won't someone please make it stop, because we just can't stand this torrential downpour of cash right on our heads. Oh, the humanity.




Pleaz save us, from all ze money?
 
2012-11-05 04:18:24 PM  
Obama and Romney are kinda like those irritating relatives that just won't leave, says the state of Ohio

My father in law does that and like Obama and Romney, he insists on talking about politics.
 
2012-11-05 04:19:05 PM  
You are more than welcome to give up your right to vote, and then somewhere else will be hit with this plague
 
2012-11-05 04:19:26 PM  

GoodyearPimp: Rug Doctor: Yes, our pissant state hates this horrible influx of hundreds of millions of dollars every four years. Won't someone please make it stop, because we just can't stand this torrential downpour of cash right on our heads. Oh, the humanity.



Pleaz save us, from all ze money?


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Too quick on the submit button
 
2012-11-05 04:19:40 PM  

OdradekRex: What will all the trolls do to pass the time after the election?


login with their normal accounts
 
2012-11-05 04:19:46 PM  
and they are bad for business. One political rally shuts down an area for a week.
 
2012-11-05 04:26:57 PM  

OdradekRex: What will all the trolls do to pass the time after the election?


Post more Caturday submissions to keep up on those mad political skillz!
 
2012-11-05 04:27:02 PM  

chuckufarlie: and they are bad for business. One political rally shuts down an area for a week.


This is not always true. Obama had a rally today and a local deli in the area had to shut down several hours early because it ran out of food. Apparently having having your business on a street corner with several thousand people lined up right next to it has it perks.
 
2012-11-05 04:27:44 PM  
I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.
 
2012-11-05 04:29:56 PM  
You have to play hard to get with your candidates if you want their attention. Coy little Ohio, fresh off the bus and so naive. All she needs is some help getting around town, maybe some money to get her on her feet to start her acting career. Depending on who persuades this young ingenue, she either be a superstar or a pornstar.

California is the battered ex-wife who would still do anything for her ex-husband, even though he won't give her the time of day.
 
2012-11-05 04:30:03 PM  

5 star chef of tv dinners: chuckufarlie: and they are bad for business. One political rally shuts down an area for a week.

This is not always true. Obama had a rally today and a local deli in the area had to shut down several hours early because it ran out of food. Apparently having having your business on a street corner with several thousand people lined up right next to it has it perks.


I live in cincinnati. This is a goddamn lie. it farks up traffic for a few hours, that's about it.

Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.


Where do you live? krogers might have some cans.
 
2012-11-05 04:33:17 PM  

OdradekRex: What will all the trolls do to pass the time after the election?


There's always global warming and evolution threads on the geek tab.
 
2012-11-05 04:36:19 PM  

Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.


That shiate is an abomination before God.
Farking spaghetti chili eating savages.
 
2012-11-05 04:36:51 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-05 04:36:52 PM  
WAAAH! MY VOTE MATTERS!

Stop griping.
 
2012-11-05 04:37:46 PM  

GoodyearPimp: GoodyearPimp: Rug Doctor: Yes, our pissant state hates this horrible influx of hundreds of millions of dollars every four years. Won't someone please make it stop, because we just can't stand this torrential downpour of cash right on our heads. Oh, the humanity.



Pleaz save us, from all ze money?

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 160x160]

Too quick on the submit button


The election! Vee ahr zurrounded by it.
 
2012-11-05 04:38:05 PM  

Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.


Prepare to be dogpiled mercilessly.

/likes Skyline too - you and I are a VERY tiny minority on Fark
 
2012-11-05 04:40:04 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: California is the battered ex-wife who would still do anything for her ex-husband, even though he won't give her the time of day.


There are 10 swing states this cycle - more than there usually are. Are you really suggesting that over 4/5ths of the states are battered wives?

// not that I'll argue too much
// but examine where the poorest people live, and compare to who they vote for, then do it with the richer people
// seems like everyone's a masochist
 
2012-11-05 04:40:07 PM  

Maud Dib: Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.

That shiate is an abomination before God.
Farking spaghetti chili eating savages.


THIS. And stop calling it chili. Call it what it is... Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce.
 
2012-11-05 04:40:59 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.

Prepare to be dogpiled mercilessly.

/likes Skyline too - you and I are a VERY tiny minority on Fark


Sometimes you just crave cinnamon chili slurry covered in unnaturally bright cheese.
 
2012-11-05 04:41:36 PM  
Just be grateful that you live in a state where your vote actually matters. I've never lived in a swing state until this election year, and although the barrage of ads is awful, I love the fact that, for the first time in my entire life, I get to help choose the next president. It has never been anything more than a protest vote before now.
 
2012-11-05 04:41:39 PM  

Maud Dib: Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.

That shiate is an abomination before God.
Farking spaghetti chili eating savages.


No Goetta for you.
 
2012-11-05 04:42:04 PM  
At least the President brings The Boss and JayZ with him. Who does Romney bring? Meat Loaf.
 
2012-11-05 04:45:15 PM  

DeltaPunch: Maud Dib: Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.

That shiate is an abomination before God.
Farking spaghetti chili eating savages.

THIS. And stop calling it chili. Call it what it is... Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce.


OK, so it's awesome Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce. Happy now?

/doesn't care what it's called.
//it's great stuff.
 
2012-11-05 04:46:46 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com 

Sorry I couldn't resist
 
2012-11-05 04:47:06 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: California is the battered ex-wife who would still do anything for her ex-husband, even though he won't give her the time of day.


I live in California, and while there's basically ins't a Presidential election going on, there sure is an election for ten propositions, the State Assembly, the State Senate, Congress, and mayor. The volume of such varies depending on exactly where you live in the state, and I live in ground farking zero. I think I got about twenty different political flyers in the mail on Saturday, and am averaging about a phone call a day from somebody. The amount of internet banner ads, TV ads, and radio ads is pretty high as well.

You will note that there is basically not a Senate race here, though. I saw a single TV ad for Feinstein; her Republican opponent has never won an election of any sort (she previously ran in a Congressional primary and finished fourth) and in the new "jungle" primary only got 12.5% of the total vote (compared to Feinstein's 49.3%).
 
2012-11-05 04:48:46 PM  

Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.


I think I will have a 3 way and a cheesy coney for dinner... then swing by Graeters.

I'll think of you though.
 
2012-11-05 04:52:02 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.

That shiate is an abomination before God.
Farking spaghetti chili eating savages.

THIS. And stop calling it chili. Call it what it is... Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce.

OK, so it's awesome Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce. Happy now?


I live in Ohio and I HATE Skyline chili with a passion when it is served over spaghetti. BUT Skyline chili and cheese hotdogs are fantastic.
 
2012-11-05 04:56:17 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.

That shiate is an abomination before God.
Farking spaghetti chili eating savages.

THIS. And stop calling it chili. Call it what it is... Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce.

OK, so it's awesome Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce. Happy now?

I live in Ohio and I HATE Skyline chili with a passion when it is served over spaghetti. BUT Skyline chili and cheese hotdogs are fantastic.


You guys should give dixie chili a shot, blows skyline away.
 
2012-11-05 04:57:57 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.

That shiate is an abomination before God.
Farking spaghetti chili eating savages.

THIS. And stop calling it chili. Call it what it is... Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce.

OK, so it's awesome Cinnamon-Flavored Meat Sauce. Happy now?

I live in Ohio and I HATE Skyline chili with a passion when it is served over spaghetti. BUT Skyline chili and cheese hotdogs are fantastic.


Also the 3 way chili potato was the best food invention ever omg. If you go to a skyline that sells them get one.
 
2012-11-05 05:03:09 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: I HATE Skyline chili with a passion when it is served over spaghetti.


wtf, chili served over spaghetti? that should be against some religious dietary laws like drinking milk and eating meat together.
 
2012-11-05 05:03:24 PM  

AgentKGB: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x595] 

Sorry I couldn't resist


I thought I was alone in my mind, thank you for sharing the madness.
 
2012-11-05 05:03:56 PM  
Terlingua was just this weekend.
Unfortunately didn't get to go this year.

annsflair.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-05 05:05:55 PM  
Obama's in Iowa, actually.
 
2012-11-05 05:07:46 PM  

otherginger: Obama's in Iowa, actually.


Your moms in iowa
 
2012-11-05 05:16:38 PM  

Johnny Swank: I did my two year's time of grad school in Ohio. I'm not a fan of that state overall, but I'd cut a baby for some Skyline Chili right now. I'm guessing Biden would too.


I live a block from a Skyline so Im getting a kick out of your post.

/and at the epicenter of this electoral earthquake
 
Displayed 50 of 81 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report