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(Brooklyn Magazine)   "While it may sound unsanitary, the toes are pickled for months in medical alcohol and then packed in dry salts." And then lovingly placed in your cocktail   (bkmag.com) divider line 150
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2012-11-05 02:54:42 PM
Didn't someone steal the toe?
 
2012-11-05 02:54:58 PM
Meh, I have no right to be disgusted by this. I eat at McDonald's.
 
2012-11-05 02:56:15 PM
Sounds like the original guy reused the toe from drink to drink, but the latest quote hints at the existence of multiple toes.
Do I get to take the toe home with me when I'm done? How do they keep their supply chain going?
 
2012-11-05 02:58:42 PM
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
 
2012-11-05 03:01:27 PM
That explains those tow trucks making deliveries.

/Shut up, Weasel!
 
2012-11-05 03:02:16 PM
No thanks. I'm a tea-toetaler.
 
2012-11-05 03:03:27 PM
No thanks, I'm lack-toes intolerant.
 
2012-11-05 03:09:19 PM
Gonna need a big glass...

www.shockya.com
 
2012-11-05 03:30:13 PM
It's a Dick Morris
 
2012-11-05 03:36:16 PM
A visit from the Health Inspector...
 
Your taps appear to be crawling with grubs and your restrooms are barely functioning cesspools.  That said, your human remains are properly pickled and packed in dry salts. 
 
Impressive, I'm going to give you our highest rating.
 
2012-11-05 03:37:13 PM
Probably cause toemaine poisoning

/it's not so much unsanitary as just toe-tally disgusting
 
2012-11-05 04:15:55 PM
It's Canada.

WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT TO DO???!!
 
2012-11-05 04:18:49 PM
Somewhere in the Yukon territory, there lies a toe. A toe with a preserving nature. A toe that will be plucked from its sodium sarcophagus and gingerly placed into a beer glass filled with Champagne. This, my friends, is how the zombie invasion begins.
 
2012-11-05 04:19:25 PM

gopher321: It's Canada.

WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT TO DO???!!


Oh, I dunno... how about ANYTHING BUT DRINKING TOES.
 
2012-11-05 04:20:24 PM
Then again, I suppose I'd raise a toest to any person I see trying this.
 
2012-11-05 04:33:51 PM
I can't see this getting a toehold on the mainstream.
 
2012-11-05 05:05:14 PM
cdn.conservativebyte.com
 
2012-11-05 05:10:34 PM
I don't know, it doesn't seem that bad, I'd toetally try it.
 
2012-11-05 05:22:24 PM

sasbazooka: gopher321: It's Canada.

WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT TO DO???!!

Oh, I dunno... how about ANYTHING BUT DRINKING TOES.


Oh, you high falutin' Yankees with your...CLEAN glasses and your... ATTACHED body parts!...
 
2012-11-05 05:52:03 PM
Great. Now I have to learn all new "This little piggy" lyrics.
 
2012-11-05 06:01:30 PM
Article doesn't mention the price of the drink. I bet it costs an arm and a leg.
 
2012-11-05 06:13:22 PM
Bow if a woman at the bar doesn't like your chatting her up, you can ask her to toe the line.
 
2012-11-05 06:14:02 PM
Er... "Now".
 
2012-11-05 06:14:14 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Didn't someone steal the toe?


Correct. It's also been consumed and otherwise destroyed. They are on toe #8. The last one was donated by a guy that learned the hard way not to mow the lawn in flip-flops.
 
2012-11-05 06:20:39 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-05 06:20:41 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-05 06:21:37 PM
NOPE. And I've eaten haggis. Willingly.
 
2012-11-05 06:22:29 PM
No big Lebowski yet? Fark I am disapoint
 
2012-11-05 06:23:44 PM
Why does this sound familiar? Have I heard of this before?
 
2012-11-05 06:24:32 PM
Vancouver supplies almost unlimited toes from the severed feet that wash up regularly in the harbour.
 
2012-11-05 06:24:34 PM
Gad. Someone's always got to be more-hipster-than-thou.
 
2012-11-05 06:27:45 PM
Now tell me, do you Yanks still want to move to Canada?

/not to mention the Federally required citizenship tests for canoe operation and igloo construction.
 
2012-11-05 06:30:37 PM

groppet: No big Lebowski yet? Fark I am disapoint


Look again, around 02:58:42 PM.
 
2012-11-05 06:31:12 PM
www.scaryforkids.com
 
2012-11-05 06:31:13 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-05 06:31:51 PM
Dear Super-Rich:

Please stop beating around the bush and just start eating the poor, already. We know you're bored with your money and looking for something to do, but this waiting for it is killing us. We know you're going to harvest our organs, first for fun and later for survival, but the thing that gets us is the morbid trickle of news stories of your latest fads. Just get over your squeamishness and go for it.

Sincerely,

Everyone who would never contemplate drinking a beverage with human remains in it.
 
2012-11-05 06:32:10 PM
Constable Clitoris would have concerns about this cocktail.
 
2012-11-05 06:32:45 PM
66.147.244.160

/Seen pricing out flights to Dawson City, with his wife...
 
2012-11-05 06:33:49 PM
This seems like cheating. If I'm going to suck a complete strangers toe in some bar bumfark Canada I want to be made to feel cheep and dirty, to really have to work for it
 
2012-11-05 06:34:05 PM
Farking amateurs.
 
2012-11-05 06:34:10 PM
thestarryeye.typepad.com

Approves
 
2012-11-05 06:35:14 PM
I have a sudden craving for chicken fingers.
 
2012-11-05 06:35:26 PM
I've been on Fark for many years and seen a lot of disgusting things, but this one...ugh, i couldn't get past the picture. That's nasty.
 
2012-11-05 06:36:31 PM
Has anyone pointed out yet that "medical alcohol" is not ethanol, but could be anything from Isoprophyl Alcohol (Rubbing Alcohol) to Formalin, any of which you don't want to ingest?
 
2012-11-05 06:37:26 PM
Found the donor:

johns-jokes.com

/hotsausage
 
2012-11-05 06:39:27 PM
This is your bullshiat alert detection system.

This is me calling bullshiat: BULLSHIAT

This has been your bullshiat alert detection system.

/carry on
 
2012-11-05 06:39:29 PM
I will never drink a cocktail with meat in it. Human meat, is paradoxically even less likely than never and uncooked human meat can just get the fark away from me.
 
2012-11-05 06:40:07 PM
Not to go all 'hipster', but the Sourtoe Cocktail Club is old news. Hell, QI mentioned it.
 
2012-11-05 06:40:20 PM
nuuniform.com
 
2012-11-05 06:40:55 PM
Countdown to the Snopes "y'all are dumb motherfarkers" post...
 
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