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(Buzzfeed)   Fifty Shades of Grey clothing line unveiled. Difficulty: for children   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 141
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2012-11-05 03:20:58 PM
This is wrong on so many levels, I think I had to fight a boss or two.
 
2012-11-05 05:07:59 PM
DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT

 
 
 
 
2012-11-05 05:08:11 PM
It could be worse...in before someone points out how it could be worse and 59 posts of mock outrage.
 
2012-11-05 05:09:11 PM
How is this worse then the rows of bedazzled jeans I saw in the young woman's section yesterday?
 
2012-11-05 05:09:44 PM

brap: DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT


I LOL'd.
 
2012-11-05 05:11:27 PM
There's a therapist out there right now banking on buying a Swiss chalet and a Jamaican beach house in 15-20 years..
 
2012-11-05 05:13:02 PM

brap: DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT


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MAN what the fark
 
2012-11-05 05:13:22 PM
That book makes women forget everything they know about contraception?
 
2012-11-05 05:14:21 PM
A baby was born
with a handcuff on.

Mommy said to daddy,
now I know where it had gone!
 
2012-11-05 05:14:44 PM
If my wife drags me to any more of her sisters' baby showers, I'm throwing one of those in the gift bag.
 
2012-11-05 05:15:39 PM
*scans headline*

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-05 05:16:04 PM
/facepalm
 
2012-11-05 05:16:09 PM
I don't know anything about the characters in the book, but some of the items say Christian Gray and others say Christian Grey. I'm assuming there's a typo on half of the apparel?
 
2012-11-05 05:16:21 PM
www.empireonline.com

BDSM gear. You know, for kids.
 
2012-11-05 05:17:27 PM
How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?
 
2012-11-05 05:18:12 PM
I'd have given this the STUPID tag.
 
2012-11-05 05:18:15 PM
Recently my wife's best friend just gave her the volumes of that book. I think there are three. I had a fairly good sex life before that but now I'm trying to find places to hide from her.
 
2012-11-05 05:18:47 PM

BATMANATEE: How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?


God wills it
 
2012-11-05 05:19:18 PM
One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-11-05 05:19:23 PM
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2012-11-05 05:24:05 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-05 05:24:32 PM
"Let's see if we can make more money off these idiot women."

/never thought I would miss baby on board placards
 
2012-11-05 05:26:40 PM
Geez, they tell us all the time to think of the children, then we do, then they're not happy. Make up your goddamn minds.
 
2012-11-05 05:27:01 PM
"My mommy was going through a fad nine months ago now she want's to embarrass me at day care."
 
2012-11-05 05:27:19 PM
This is so wrong

But as a non parent if there is a line of children sized ball-gags ... I am sort of torn .
 
2012-11-05 05:28:35 PM
Etsy items, not a licensed product line.
 
2012-11-05 05:30:35 PM

Buttbone McGillicutty: One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...


I guess because a relationship between a 27 year old and 22 year old is pedophilic?

Please explain your family member's theory. I'm intrigued.
 
2012-11-05 05:31:26 PM
If this shiat doesn't end soon I'm going to wear my wetboy greys and begin reducing the surplus population.
 
2012-11-05 05:32:34 PM
And what a wondrous age we live in where a crappy series of vampire novels and movies can spawn a crappy bestselling fanfic novel which spawns crappy fan-made merchandise which I have no doubt will find a market, though hopefully mostly as slightly malicious gag gifts for baby showers.
 
2012-11-05 05:33:38 PM
what is wrong with some people
 
2012-11-05 05:33:50 PM
"If you think 50 shades of grey is a lot, look in my diaper."
 
2012-11-05 05:38:38 PM
A baby was born
with a handcuff on.

Mommy said to daddy,
now I know where it had gone!

The Doctor told Daddy,
"You were doing it all wrong".
 
2012-11-05 05:39:13 PM
I told my wife she can think about Christian Grey if I'm allowed to pretend she's SASHA Grey, amirite fellas!

/my wife would never read that garbage
 
2012-11-05 05:39:41 PM
I'll bet only single moms will be purchasing this. I can't imagine any decent father allowing his child to wear something like that.
 
2012-11-05 05:40:41 PM
Will the children's line be sold exclusively on Saville Row?
 
2012-11-05 05:41:15 PM

Buttbone McGillicutty: One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...


Judging from the merchandising tie-in here, it appears your family member was right.
 
2012-11-05 05:43:04 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-05 05:45:04 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "If you think 50 shades of grey is a lot, look in my diaper."


yoursinglesourcefornews.com
 
2012-11-05 05:45:53 PM
It is written for the reading level of a first-grader, so they are getting closer.
 
2012-11-05 05:48:24 PM
I am sure T-shirt Hell has a few of these covered.
 
2012-11-05 05:49:23 PM
I'M CHRISTIAN GRAY'S
FARK TROPHY
 

/my mom's a carpenter's dream: flat as a board & easy to nail
 
2012-11-05 05:50:58 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i50.tinypic.com image 751x529]


Babies work at Vault-Tech?

Seriously that looks like something from the Fallout Universe.

/... You know, I would TOTALLY dress my future, currently hypothetical children in Vault Jumpsuits, at least when they were babies.
//If I didn't think the wife-to-be would kill me.
 
Skr
2012-11-05 05:51:25 PM
That's some farked up shiat right there. Scary to think the Child beauty pageants on T.V. are further normalizing turning the little ones into slut spawn. Have they no shame!

Honestly I don't really care, the clothing is just dumb. T-Shirt Hell has being doing schit like this for a while.  probably not safe for work
 
2012-11-05 05:51:55 PM
Hmmm: I can think of a few children I'd like to have seen a ball gag used on...
 
2012-11-05 05:53:47 PM
So am I the only one who thinks that these are all photochops?
 
2012-11-05 05:56:58 PM
Red
 
2012-11-05 05:57:47 PM

Skr: Honestly I don't really care, the clothing is just dumb. T-Shirt Hell has being doing schit like this for a while. probably not safe for work


I bought the "My other car seat is in a Porsche" for a buddy of mine who was trying to decided to sell his when his wife was pregnant.
 
2012-11-05 06:03:29 PM
...Was there, at any point, a conceivable reason for doing this beyond the amount of drugs these dumbasses must have been on?
 
2012-11-05 06:09:30 PM

Smeggy Smurf: BATMANATEE: How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?

God wills it


I read that in the voice Guy of Lusignan.

/ Kingdom of Heaven FTW!
 
2012-11-05 06:09:43 PM
No.
 
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