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(Mandatory)   The DoD released a PDF of cold war moments detailing near catastrophes when Russian, NATO and NORAD nukes almost went KABOOM leaving us all FUBAR. OMG   (mandatory.com) divider line 48
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2012-11-05 03:04:05 PM
The world's most important game of Tic-Tac-Toe, however, is still classified.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-05 03:32:24 PM
Soooo ... SNAFU?
 
2012-11-05 04:05:16 PM
Yikes indeed. I wonder how many other USSR subs are parked outside of the Krusty Krab...
 
2012-11-05 04:28:49 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-05 05:05:22 PM
There are a million things I fear worse than nuclear war. Maybe because the Soviets have not had the capacity to do a missile launch in my entire lifetime, much less a MAD-style synchonized launch
 
2012-11-05 05:06:31 PM
Am I nuts for thinking this should be in the Geek tab?
 
2012-11-05 05:07:23 PM
www.atariage.com
 
2012-11-05 05:09:39 PM
Where's the kaboom? I was expecting an earth-shattering kaboom!

www.reocities.com
 
2012-11-05 05:17:02 PM
Where's the pdf? I was not expecting an earth-shattering slide show!
 
2012-11-05 05:18:37 PM

Lost Thought 00: There are a million things I fear worse than nuclear war. Maybe because the Soviets have not had the capacity to do a missile launch in my entire lifetime, much less a MAD-style synchonized launch


The Russian Strategic Rocket forces have never lost that capacity.

Right now they are testing two new ICBMs, one land and submarine based, one road mobile, that are much more advanced than anything the US, French, British, Israelis, Indians or Chinese have in development or deployed.
 
2012-11-05 05:21:47 PM
Pretty similar to this article, based on the same DoD PDF.
 
2012-11-05 05:23:14 PM
I was contemplating a bit of physics known as "helium flash" and realized that it's a good thing we don't let normal people play with nuclear weapons. I was actually about to play with the numbers for what size hydrogen bomb I'd need to create fusing degenerate helium.

Then I thought "The world doesn't need planet cracker bombs. Yet."
 
2012-11-05 05:23:41 PM
Kaboom was one of my favorite cereals when I was a kid.
 
2012-11-05 05:27:21 PM
One wonders why the worst example wasn't even listed on that list?

I'm speaking about the Russian sub commander who launched missiles at Hawaii from what would have appeared to be the maximum range of the chinese versions of the same missiles. They did not explode (for reasons that are even more classified) but it was the first time nukes had been launched at the US and it was also the first time nukes had been launched at the US in an attempt to frame a different nuclear power.
 
2012-11-05 05:38:08 PM

maxpower007: Kaboom was one of my favorite cereals when I was a kid.


Me, too, until I shat blue.

/Switched back to KIX.
 
2012-11-05 05:38:21 PM

Leeds: One wonders why the worst example wasn't even listed on that list?

I'm speaking about the Russian sub commander who launched missiles at Hawaii from what would have appeared to be the maximum range of the chinese versions of the same missiles. They did not explode (for reasons that are even more classified) but it was the first time nukes had been launched at the US and it was also the first time nukes had been launched at the US in an attempt to frame a different nuclear power.


Sounds legit.
 
2012-11-05 05:39:36 PM

Leeds: I'm speaking about the Russian sub commander who launched missiles at Hawaii from what would have appeared to be the maximum range of the chinese versions of the same missiles.


Are you referring to Kenneth Sewell's Red Star Rogue conspiracy theory?
 
2012-11-05 05:41:00 PM
We had PDF technology during the Cold War? SUCK IT, SOVIETS!!
 
2012-11-05 05:44:03 PM

Leeds: One wonders why the worst example wasn't even listed on that list?

I'm speaking about the Russian sub commander who launched missiles at Hawaii from what would have appeared to be the maximum range of the chinese versions of the same missiles. They did not explode (for reasons that are even more classified) but it was the first time nukes had been launched at the US and it was also the first time nukes had been launched at the US in an attempt to frame a different nuclear power.


Uh huh.
 
2012-11-05 05:50:15 PM

Znuh: Am I nuts for thinking this should be in the Geek tab?


You're not the only one.
 
2012-11-05 05:50:19 PM
CSB
 
2012-11-05 05:50:57 PM
After reading this and letting the millions of tracking devices pass, then blocking them, i need a shower.
 
2012-11-05 05:51:05 PM

Leeds: One wonders why the worst example wasn't even listed on that list?

I'm speaking about the Russian sub commander who launched missiles at Hawaii from what would have appeared to be the maximum range of the chinese versions of the same missiles. They did not explode (for reasons that are even more classified) but it was the first time nukes had been launched at the US and it was also the first time nukes had been launched at the US in an attempt to frame a different nuclear power.


Because it never happened?
 
2012-11-05 05:51:15 PM

Leeds: One wonders why the worst example wasn't even listed on that list?

I'm speaking about the Russian sub commander who launched missiles at Hawaii from what would have appeared to be the maximum range of the chinese versions of the same missiles. They did not explode (for reasons that are even more classified) but it was the first time nukes had been launched at the US and it was also the first time nukes had been launched at the US in an attempt to frame a different nuclear power.


Link
 
2012-11-05 05:55:41 PM

Dennis_Moore: maxpower007: Kaboom was one of my favorite cereals when I was a kid.

Me, too, until I shat blue.

/Switched back to KIX.


just blue? It was like a contest with my brother every day for a week as we tried to see who could have the strangest colors. Orange was the most common and I think purple won the contest.
 
2012-11-05 05:59:45 PM
I can't wait until 2014 when the Warren Commission gets declassified. Then maybe it'll shut up some conspiracy theorists. Oh who am I kidding: of course they'll just say it's all lies.
 
2012-11-05 06:00:31 PM
www.rogerwaters.org


It's a good job I got this book from the public library. It's called Armageddon and You.

There are three BMEWs - Ballistic Missile Early Warning Systems. One PRCS - Perimeter Acquisition Radar Attack Characterisation System. Then there's NORAD - North American Air Defense. And JSS - Joint Surveillance System. And then seven ROCCs - Regional Operation Control Centres. Then there's NADGE - NATO Air Defence Ground Environment, And several AWCS - Airborne Warning and Control Systems. All this controlled by the NCA - National Command Authority, by means of the NMCS - National Military Command System which consists of an NMCC - National Military Command Centre and an AMCC - Alternative Military Command Centre and an NEACP - National Emergency Airborne Command Post. And it all comes under WWMCS - Worldwide Military Command & Control System.

/Image is hot. Hope it comes through.
 
2012-11-05 06:05:53 PM
Living in Savannah, a mere 15 or so miles from Tybee Island, I was already well aware of that little surprise under the sea.

Wheeeee!
 
2012-11-05 06:09:51 PM
Just an FYI, Republicans have fought against Russian nuclear disarmament because it might have made Obama look good. Started under Reagan, the Republicans have only now decided that such programs were communist in nature.
 
2012-11-05 06:10:37 PM
I gather it's not an "in order" list ...

Able Archer is by far the closest we ever came to nuclear war -- scared the crap out of the Reagan White House when intelligence told them 6 months later that the Soviets came within a hair of launching...

Reagan decided to back off on that "evil empire" "we start bombing in 15 minutes" shiat after that.
 
2012-11-05 06:13:30 PM
So... "Ten Terrifying Near Nuclear Disasters" is... a slideshow?
 
2012-11-05 06:40:07 PM
im.rediff.com
"Good one, Subby,"
 
2012-11-05 07:13:17 PM
Oh, and the original .pdf lists one incident that is *still* classified 34 years later.
 
2012-11-05 07:14:15 PM

ClavellBCMI: Oh, and the original .pdf lists one incident that is *still* classified 34 years later.


Make that *44* years later, my bad. Heineken is both good and evil.
 
2012-11-05 07:37:36 PM

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: Oh, and the original .pdf lists one incident that is *still* classified 34 years later.

Make that *44* years later, my bad. Heineken is both good and evil.


Well what could that be? 1968 was otherwise completely uneventful.
 
2012-11-05 07:57:52 PM
They forgot a few. First they forgot the computer chip incident and then they forgot the autumn equinox incident. They also forgot the Nuclear Torpedo incident during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

This was less than a year after the training tape incident in the article. U.S. command posts were alerted that the Soviet Union was in the process of launching a pre-emptive nuclear attack.

Launch crews for Minuteman missiles were given stand-by launch warnings and the bomber crews were scrambled. Unlike the training tape incident, the radar displays didn't show a logical or even a constant attack pattern as a seemingly random number of attacking missiles would be displayed, then would change. At first two missiles were shown to be launched, then none, then 200 missiles.

Even better was that the different command post radar displays didn't agree on the number of missiles in the air at the same time or their intended targets.

Obviously, the higher-ups decided after a short time that this wasn't a real attack and decided to review raw data from the early-warning systems which showed no missiles were in the air. A couple of days later, a tech found that a single computer chip had failed an caused random numbers of attacking missiles to be displayed.


One I will never forget after hearing about it was the incident that occurred in the Soviet Union on September 26, 1983. The brand-new Soviet early-warning satellite system farked up and thought that reflections off of some clouds was actually a massive pre-emptive nuclear launch by the US.

Back then, the Russians used their satellites to look at the edge of the earth (The curve of the earth) instead of 'straight down' like the US satellites did. When US missiles has risen to 50,000 to 100,000 feet, they would be against the black background of space making it easier to identify them and cut down on false alarms caused by snow-capped mountains and high-atmosphere clouds and lightning.

The Soviets used what they called "Molnyia orbits" which come near the edge of the atmosphere when passing near the Southern Hemisphere but will be close to a tenth of the distance to the moon when the orbit is over the Northern Hemisphere.

So, on September 26, 1983, a Soviet 'eye' satellite in a "Molnyia Orbit" saw the sun, during the Autumn Equinox reflect off of a high-altitude thunder storm and misinterpreted it as a US launch of five missiles.

Lt. Col. Stanislav Petrov was the officer in charge of Serpukhov-15, a bunker that monitored the Soviet Union's early-warning satellites when the satellite gave a false missile launch warning. Officers like Petrov had been told repeatedly if the United States would launch nuclear strike, it would be a massive all-out attack, not five missiles which preliminary tracking (such that it was) showed the missiles would hit randomly inside the Soviet Union.

Lt. Col. Petrov later said that he refused to pass the alert to his superiors because "when people start a war, they don't start it with only five missiles. You can do little damage with just five missiles." He also didn't fully trust the new system and ground radars were not picking up the missiles either.

Finally, Vasili Arkhipov (called "The Man The Saved The World")...the same Vasili Arkhipov from "K-19: The Widowmaker" was assigned as the Executive Officer of a Foxtrot submarine, B-59. On October 27, 1962, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, B-59 was in international waters near Cuba when American naval forces dropped 'practice' depth charges near B-59 hoping to force the sub to surface.


B-59 had been running deep and silent and as such, they had been out of contact with Moscow for many days and were too deep to monitor any radio traffic. No one on the sub knew if a war had started but as time went on, the captain, Valentin Grigorievitch Savitsky, began to believe that a shooting war was already underway. He made a decision to launch a nuclear-tipped torpedo and destroy the US Naval ships that were hounding his sub.

Soviet launch protocol at the time dictated that all three officers on board the submarine (the captain, the first officer and the political officer) had to agree unanimously for the use of nuclear weapons. Savitsky and the political officer agreed that they should launch the torpedo but Arkhipov disagreed.

Now, while Arkhipov was only the XO of B-59, he was of equal rank to Savitsky and was the commander of at least three other submarines. This, along with the reputation he had from the K19: Widowmaker incident helped him win over the other officers.
 
2012-11-05 07:59:17 PM
As someone who spent a lot of time working for NO... Oh... Wait... Nevermind.
 
2012-11-05 08:04:40 PM

colithian: I can't wait until 2014 when the Warren Commission gets declassified. Then maybe it'll shut up some conspiracy theorists. Oh who am I kidding: of course they'll just say it's all lies.


Did Obama's birth certificate shut up the Birthers? Nope. You can't prove anything to - or reason with - people like this. Even when shown their beliefs to be utterly false, they double-down. It's how their brains are wired to work. They'll tell you that it's a fake Warren report and that they don't want you to see the real one, or some other bullsh*t.

Never underestimate the power of people to delude themselves when they're convinced they're right. And we think mules are stubborn?
 
2012-11-05 08:48:20 PM
No one was saying LOL that day. Many of us were saying OMG. I was saying TTYL....to my innocence.

i202.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-05 10:06:56 PM

Kanemano: Leeds: One wonders why the worst example wasn't even listed on that list?

I'm speaking about the Russian sub commander who launched missiles at Hawaii from what would have appeared to be the maximum range of the chinese versions of the same missiles. They did not explode (for reasons that are even more classified) but it was the first time nukes had been launched at the US and it was also the first time nukes had been launched at the US in an attempt to frame a different nuclear power.

Link


Great movie. Kudos to Ye. 

/pinochle is a rough game
 
2012-11-05 10:11:24 PM
SSDD
 
2012-11-05 10:41:25 PM

wildcardjack: I was contemplating a bit of physics known as "helium flash" and realized that it's a good thing we don't let normal people play with nuclear weapons. I was actually about to play with the numbers for what size hydrogen bomb I'd need to create fusing degenerate helium.

Then I thought "The world doesn't need planet cracker bombs. Yet."


Are you saying you know how to design a bomb that could single-handedly destroy a planet? Shouldn't you be kept under lock and key deep inside a heavily guarded fortress?
 
2012-11-05 10:42:00 PM

HotWingAgenda: wildcardjack: I was contemplating a bit of physics known as "helium flash" and realized that it's a good thing we don't let normal people play with nuclear weapons. I was actually about to play with the numbers for what size hydrogen bomb I'd need to create fusing degenerate helium.

Then I thought "The world doesn't need planet cracker bombs. Yet."

Are you saying you know how to design a bomb that could single-handedly destroy a planet? Shouldn't you be kept under lock and key deep inside a heavily guarded fortress?


You don't know that he's not.
 
2012-11-05 10:50:14 PM
What I take away from this thread is 3 things.

1. Both sides had layered processes to make sure that a false alarm didn't start WWIII, and they worked.

2. It's really hard to make a nuclear weapon go BOOM when it isn't supposed to. Boom, yeah sure, boom is easy, but not BOOM. Just imagine what the Russian version of this report looks like. Probably more then a few booms.

3. The Red Star Rouge stuff is a bunch of hooey cooked up by someone who read too much Clancy and Bond.

/Though Bond did make a fine game . . .
 
2012-11-06 12:17:07 AM

HotWingAgenda: wildcardjack: I was contemplating a bit of physics known as "helium flash" and realized that it's a good thing we don't let normal people play with nuclear weapons. I was actually about to play with the numbers for what size hydrogen bomb I'd need to create fusing degenerate helium.

Then I thought "The world doesn't need planet cracker bombs. Yet."

Are you saying you know how to design a bomb that could single-handedly destroy a planet? Shouldn't you be kept under lock and key deep inside a heavily guarded fortress?


Yeah, I have these little ideas like "What if we tried to reproduce events normally only seen right before supernovas?" It's not too hard to juggle the numbers in the text books, but the actual device design is a little beyond me. A fiss-fuse-flash three stage bomb just requires a bit of work to figure out how to compress a deciliter of liquid helium (possibly helium-3) down to a few milliliters at about ten million degrees. Essentially it's a second type of fusion bomb inside a hydrogen fusion bomb. No big deal on the grand concept, it's the details that matter.

I'd rather play with unconfined hydrogen fusion rockets. That'll be our ticket to the stars. Although I doubt you'd be using that in any atmosphere you might want to breathe, it would be a nifty way to scoop raw materials from the gas giants.

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2012-11-06 04:27:27 AM
Spring 1968, At Sea, the Atlantic - details remain classified.

Now that's scary....44 years ago and still can't talk about it???
 
2012-11-06 08:50:15 AM
I'm sure somewhere in there is a lesson we can all learn about gun control.

I am Sgt. FUBAR, and I approve this message.
 
2012-11-06 10:23:58 AM

Ambitwistor: Leeds: I'm speaking about the Russian sub commander who launched missiles at Hawaii from what would have appeared to be the maximum range of the chinese versions of the same missiles.

Are you referring to Kenneth Sewell's Red Star Rogue conspiracy theory?


I had not heard of him or the title of his book, but yes. The outline of that book on Amazon does describe the same event I mentioned.
 
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