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(Gigwise)   Nothing quite says, "I have faith in you and respect your talents as a musician" like paying your drum tech to stick his penis in an electric fan   (gigwise.com) divider line 33
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3933 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Nov 2012 at 1:37 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-05 11:57:33 AM
Hey, as long as it isn't the mashed potatoes.
 
2012-11-05 01:37:57 PM
It's safer than being the drummer.
 
2012-11-05 01:40:19 PM
How broke do you have to be to stick your dick into a fan with metal blades (well, any blades, but especially metal) for $250?
 
2012-11-05 01:41:27 PM
drum tech = musician?

Does that make him a microphone tech?
 
2012-11-05 01:45:14 PM

LewDux: drum tech = musician?

Does that make him a microphone tech?


no it makes him a tromboner
 
ecl
2012-11-05 01:49:52 PM
Zep banged a groupie with a mudshark... Nickelback paid a guy to whip his dick out for them then put it into a fan.
 
2012-11-05 01:50:02 PM
Bad music betrays a bad mind. Who is shocked to hear this guy is an idiot?
 
2012-11-05 01:51:18 PM

LewDux: drum tech = musician?

Does that make him a microphone tech?


David Gilmour, Lemmy, Gene Hoglan, Billy Howerdel, Nick Menza, Gary Holt, Henry Rollins and Jello Biafra (among others) are not amused.
 
2012-11-05 01:54:13 PM
Man, straight-edge people are farking boring. At least when one has a head full of lsd and a nose full of coke they can come up with something more fun to do during down time.
/has no idea if he's straight-edge
 
mhd
2012-11-05 02:03:42 PM
You're working for Nickelback, before they "made it" (i.e. when Deutschmarks were still around) as a drum tech. It's probably pretty safe to assume that no talent was present in that room at this time.

/and have you ever seen German rock groupies? The fan blades probably were the safer choice.
 
2012-11-05 02:07:58 PM
"I can still hear the 'bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh' of the blade slowly spluttering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic."

And then Nickelback used the sound in every song from that day forward.
 
2012-11-05 02:22:25 PM
i dont know about the rest of you, but the more i read on this guy the more he sounds like a total douche
 
2012-11-05 02:36:30 PM
One of David Letterman's "Stupid Human Tricks" segments featured a man who stopped an electric fan with his tongue.
 
2012-11-05 02:39:27 PM

eviljimbo: i dont know about the rest of you, but the more i read on this guy the more he sounds like a total douche


Agreed! I like watching the recorded history of human stupidity called the "Fail Video" as much as anyone, but I would feel like total shiat if I actually contributed to someone doing something so stupid and dangerous. Hell, at the very least, he could have paid him some real money, considering the potential outcome.
 
2012-11-05 03:20:36 PM

LeroyBourne: Man, straight-edge people are farking boring. At least when one has a head full of lsd and a nose full of coke they can come up with something more fun to do during down time.
/has no idea if he's straight-edge


I don't know about back in the Deutschemark era, but Chad Kroeger has been a heavy pot user for quite a while. Drugs don't make everyone more interesting or creative, they make interesting and creative people moreso. Well, sometimes.

But not Chad Kroeger.
 
2012-11-05 03:21:37 PM

ecl: Zep banged a groupie with a mudshark... Nickelback paid a guy to whip his dick out for them then put it into a fan.


"That's right, you heard right, the Secret Word for tonight is Mud Shark! And of course with the Mud Shark Secret Word is the Mud Shark Arpeggio . . . a marvellous little arpeggio, and now the mating call of the adult male Mud Shark ."
 
Skr
2012-11-05 03:27:18 PM
Sounds like a real dick thing to do.
 
2012-11-05 03:29:54 PM
Alternate headline for TFA:

"Nickleback is a group of douchebags surrounded by stupid people."
 
2012-11-05 03:36:46 PM
If someone asked me to do this or voluntarily listen to Nickelback, I think it would be a toss-up. If the fan had plastic blades it would be an easy decision.
 
2012-11-05 03:37:19 PM
That's not funny. I once got my dick stuck in a fan. Granted it was a ceiling fan, but still.
 
2012-11-05 03:40:38 PM
Are metal bladed fans even around anymore these days? We used to stop those things with all manner of body parts, but you usually bet someone money that you could do it with your tongue. It was an easy and painless way to win $20 back in the day (just make sure you stop it from the side of the fan that is blowing in your face). Kroeger may be a douche but this story was written in such a way to sound a lot worse than it was. A dude that pulls the stunt with his penis is awesome in my book.
 
2012-11-05 03:55:49 PM
hard or soft?
 
2012-11-05 05:30:58 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: hard or soft?


First one, then the other.
 
2012-11-05 05:55:42 PM
He looks like an even preppier version of James Hetfield in that one pic?
 
2012-11-05 06:21:28 PM
 
2012-11-05 07:28:26 PM
All of Nickelback's songs are about sticking their dicks into their fans.
 
2012-11-05 08:54:37 PM

eviljimbo: i dont know about the rest of you, but the more i read on this guy the more he sounds like a total douche


one of the truest things i've ever read on Fark.
 
2012-11-05 08:56:12 PM

LewDux: Does that make him a microphone tech?


It would be more accurate than calling him a "singer" or "musician."
 
2012-11-05 09:15:45 PM
Chad Kroeger should put his head in the blades of a radial engine. See how he likes that. Toolbag.
 
2012-11-05 09:55:38 PM
dude..I love you like a brother so you,for real dude,don't have to pay me to do one of your fans...Sooooo,what does she look like???
 
2012-11-05 10:56:53 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-06 12:36:02 AM

auralpleasure: chad kroeger hit by rock


I always love watching that vid.

"You guys wanna hear some rock 'n roll?"

Unless the next part of the show involved turning off their equipment, plugging a radio into the P.A. and blasting some Chuck Berry, I would say he was lying.

Back to the story, I would love to be their drum tech. Easiest job in the world given the lack of real drumming going on. In fact, I would just program a drum machine to the songs and not even bother with a live feed to the P.A.
 
2012-11-06 01:22:36 AM

John Redcorn: All of Nickelback's songs are about sticking their dicks into their fans.


eh, so are Minus the Bear's, but it doesn't bother me that much
 
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