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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Alabama GOP plans to celebrate Romney victory at a gun range. Just to be clear, there will be NO drinking allowed while actually on the shooting range, so don't expect any followup Fark threads on this   (wfaa.com) divider line 29
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2012-11-05 11:53:07 AM  
Damn, and I thought Darwinism was going into action.

So much for improving the gene pool.
 
2012-11-05 11:53:20 AM  
Harry Whittington has no comment, except to say he is sorry for getting in the way of Dick Cheney's shotugun pellets.
 
2012-11-05 11:54:13 AM  
drinking won't be allowed while people are shooting.

I have to put down my beer while I squeeze off a few rounds? Is this Soviet Russia?
 
2012-11-05 11:54:13 AM  
celebrate or secession?
 
2012-11-05 11:55:08 AM  
The targets will look something like this:

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But it's strictly a metaphor...
 
2012-11-05 11:55:16 AM  
Let me guess.. with "Obummer" targets, since he'll no longer be president and they can successfully (hint: satire) shoot at him without active Secret Service interventions? By golly, that'll be a hoot.

/gotdamn rednecks
 
2012-11-05 11:56:40 AM  
And if Romney loses they are already armed, and ready to go out and shoot anyone with dark tan.

/Upon a loss, Mitt should avoid Alabama
 
2012-11-05 11:56:58 AM  
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Miss Alabama is pretty decent, and you farkers like red head chicks, amirite??
 
2012-11-05 11:58:14 AM  

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Miss Alabama is pretty decent, and you farkers like red head chicks, amirite??


Is she hiding a scar in that photo?
 
2012-11-05 11:58:38 AM  

Headso: [t0.gstatic.com image 201x251] 

Miss Alabama is pretty decent, and you farkers like red head chicks, amirite??


She is hot but I bet that ends when she opens her mouth to speak.
 
2012-11-05 11:58:41 AM  
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although she's got brownish hair here...
 
2012-11-05 11:59:08 AM  
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DISAPPROVES.
 
2012-11-05 12:00:03 PM  

kumanoki: Headso: [t0.gstatic.com image 201x251] 

Miss Alabama is pretty decent, and you farkers like red head chicks, amirite??

Is she hiding a scar in that photo?


No, but photographer is hiding a gash by cropping above the waist.
 
2012-11-05 12:01:53 PM  
Republicans at a gun range on the night that Obama wins another term??
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Oh, this can only end well.
 
2012-11-05 12:08:16 PM  
Drinking not allowed WHILE shooting. There is no mention of drinking not being allowed BEFORE shooting. What could possibly go wrong, especially if Fartbongo wins? I'd pay to see some streamed video of the reaction for the lulz.
 
2012-11-05 12:10:36 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Oh, this can only end well.


All I could say after seeing that video was HOLY HELL that's a lot of blood..
 
2012-11-05 12:13:54 PM  
Booze isn't allowed at a lot of places I go, but I'll be damned if I'm not rounded by the time I leave.
 
2012-11-05 12:25:50 PM  
This is in my town. I am half tempted to go down there.
 
2012-11-05 12:27:49 PM  
Wait, there are still gun ranges? But Obama's been President for four years. And I was assured that if he won that he'd take away all of our guns, did that not happen?
 
2012-11-05 12:32:45 PM  
Hopefully they gather in a circle like the Death Eaters.
 
2012-11-05 12:48:02 PM  
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2012-11-05 12:53:44 PM  
Hey man nice Shhhhhhottttt.
 
2012-11-05 01:06:43 PM  
A crowd of pissed off rednecks with loaded weapons? I'd be taking my Obama/Biden lawn sign out of my yard before the end of the day today if I lived anywhere near that mess.
 
2012-11-05 01:32:43 PM  
The bastards have been stockpiling ammo for years because of Obama. They buy guns as of they were savings bonds, just waiting for a ban on something.
The moment he leaves office there's gonna be one hell of a mad minute.

/which would be good for me, cause then I can finally afford to buy a stash of 223.
/that and 9mm... What the hell, people? Who's hoarding all the damn pistol rounds!?
 
2012-11-05 01:55:42 PM  
Yes, but were any of those guns made in a union factory?
 
2012-11-05 02:17:37 PM  
This is me not giving 2 shiats.

Anyone doing their shooting at a gun range is going to be a responsible person.

Wingnuts shoot in their back yards and old quarries and such.

/Been to parties at gun ranges where alcohol was served.
//Range safety officers were everywhere, and buying alcohol got you a big black X drawn on your hand in permanent marker to prevent you from getting back on the range.
///Had a wonderful time shooting all kinds of cool firearms.
 
2012-11-05 02:19:07 PM  

Bunny Deville: This is in my town. I am half tempted to go down there.


Please do! Give us a report! Heck! Shoot some guns yourself, it's a lot of fun.
 
2012-11-05 02:20:43 PM  

Jairzinho: Drinking not allowed WHILE shooting. There is no mention of drinking not being allowed BEFORE shooting. What could possibly go wrong, especially if Fartbongo wins? I'd pay to see some streamed video of the reaction for the lulz.


Because there is no way for a range safety officer to tell if a person is drunk...

/Is that mouthwash on your breath?
//Or a handle of vodka?
///Sir? Is there a reason you cannot walk in a straight line?
////Could you please piss yourself and vomit elsewhere?
 
2012-11-05 07:03:00 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Republicans at a gun range on the night that Obama wins another term??
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Oh, this can only end well.


Hey man, nice shot.

/wish I would have met you
 
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