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(Scribd)   500 retired Generals and Admirals take out a full-page ad, at their own expense, endorsing Mitt Romney   (de.scribd.com) divider line 23
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2012-11-05 12:55:50 PM  
9 votes:
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Why does anyone care what the Washington Generals have to say? They can't even keep their shorts on in a simple game of basketball...
2012-11-05 12:05:32 PM  
5 votes:
I can see how a draft dodger who hid in France while advocating for a war he wouldn't have to fight in who was hilariously wrong on getting Bin Laden would make a fine Commander in Chief.
2012-11-05 01:09:50 PM  
3 votes:
But what do 30 Helens think?

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2012-11-05 01:01:45 PM  
3 votes:
We should listen to these men. They know the supplies we need to take on the Kaiser and his Hun horde
2012-11-05 12:55:20 PM  
3 votes:
I didn't know the Third Reich had that many generals left.
2012-11-05 12:54:48 PM  
3 votes:

vpb: i wonder how many of them now don't work for defense contractors?


I prefer shorter lists.
2012-11-05 01:29:39 PM  
2 votes:

StoneColdAtheist: Dogberry: MorrisBird: I wonder where the ad is published. As in, what periodical?

The Washington Times.

There's your problem.

/pleased MorrisBird called it a 'periodical' and not a 'newspaper'


I think "birdcage liner" is a more apt name.
2012-11-05 12:56:44 PM  
2 votes:
www.supportourribbons.com
2012-11-05 12:41:42 PM  
2 votes:

vpb: i wonder how many of them now work for defense contractors?


sfist.com
2012-11-05 12:14:28 PM  
2 votes:

MorrisBird: I wonder where the ad is published. As in, what periodical?


The Washington Times.
2012-11-05 03:26:43 PM  
1 votes:

Ehh: Are General Peckhem and General Dreedle on the list?

/Probably not Powell or Taguba


The Dreedle Song

I have a little Dreedle
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then Dreedle I shall play

CHORUS
Oh Dreedle Dreedle Dreedle
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then Dreedle I shall play

It has a lovely body
With legs so short and thin
And when it is so tired
It drops and then I win!

CHORUS
My Dreedle's always playful
It loves to dance and spin
A happy game of Dreedle
Come play now, let's begin!

/I'm sorry
2012-11-05 03:02:52 PM  
1 votes:
because they know military leadership when they see it:

www.straight.com
2012-11-05 02:02:50 PM  
1 votes:

bullwrinkle: Quasar: I can see how a draft dodger who hid in France while advocating for a war he wouldn't have to fight in who was hilariously wrong on getting Bin Laden would make a fine Commander in Chief.

Clinton hid out in England not France.


Clinton never protested for the war, nor was he hilariously wrong about bin Laden.

Thanks for playing, though, here's your potatoe.
2012-11-05 01:16:51 PM  
1 votes:
Let me guess: it touts Romney's war record? So it's a blank page?
2012-11-05 01:13:58 PM  
1 votes:

Guuberre: But what do 30 Helens think?

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What about the Daves I know?
2012-11-05 01:12:25 PM  
1 votes:

Doc Daneeka: Meanwhile, 68 Nobel Prize laureates in the sciences have endorsed Obama.

Thinking about which direction I want our country to go towards in the future, I'll value the opinion of the brightest scientists over those of career military men.


Being in the Marine Corps, and having to choose between NOBEL PRIZE LAUREATES in sciences and hypocritical generals who
1. Didn't care for the troops...used them as career props
2. Used the military to set up their own "1%" of senior officers who got ridiculous perks, advantages, and everything else. And don't even think or ask about the way they treat themselves as royalty WHILE DEPLOYED
3. Wouldn't know how to lead themselves out a wet paper bag let alone try to effectively lead.

You best believe I'm running with the scientists on this one. Being a general or admiral in the military is no measure of intelligence, trust me.

They only want to enrich their own pockets. They have no genuine interest in America's progressing forward.

Scientists all the way. fark these flaming cockbag field grades. You got your retirement, you set yourselves up with defense contractors to rape and pillage the treasury, so shut the fark up.
/
2012-11-05 12:59:10 PM  
1 votes:

Quasar: I can see how a draft dodger who hid in France while advocating for a war he wouldn't have to fight in who was hilariously wrong on getting Bin Laden would make a fine Commander in Chief.


Chickenhawks. Now 50% more pussified and 50% more audacious in sending others to die while your contractor buddies get rich!
2012-11-05 12:55:32 PM  
1 votes:

Quasar: I can see how a draft dodger who hid in France while advocating for a war he wouldn't have to fight in who was hilariously wrong on getting Bin Laden would make a fine Commander in Chief.


vpb: i wonder how many of them now work for defense contractors?


I think we are done here
2012-11-05 12:54:46 PM  
1 votes:

vpb: i wonder how many of them now work for defense contractors?


All of them.
2012-11-05 12:53:48 PM  
1 votes:
Can I haz more defense money that army / navy I don't work for anymore isn't requesting so I can consult with firm to make more shiat we don't need?

PLEASE!
2012-11-05 12:25:48 PM  
1 votes:
Call me when it's 10,000 lower ranking enlisted men and women. You know, the ones who will actually be getting killed on the field of battle.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-05 11:57:51 AM  
1 votes:
i wonder how many of them now work for defense contractors?
2012-11-05 11:55:25 AM  
1 votes:
Was Admiral Kirk on that list?

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