Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of butthurt in Fox News. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

That's a LOT of butthurt. And it's only getting bigger.

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I watched a few minutes of Hannity for teh lulz the other night. The butthurt was flowing, sure, but what really struck me was how Sean Hannity's America is a trackless hellscape ruled by hyenas.

Latinwolf: austin_millbarge: Just out of curiosity, do we have ANY evidence of Fox News saying ANYTHING positive about Obama, at all, EVER? And I don't mean maybe a guest they had on i mean someone that is a regular personality who is on the Fox payroll.

Fox doesn't like black people.
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If this is an indication of what's to come, DERPCON 1 will be reached in about T minus potato hours. Nuclear butthurt can almost certainly be expected, so be sure to stock up on Preperation H if you, or anyone you know has severe conservative leanings. Wherever possible, take shelter and cover your eyes and ears to protect yourself from the expected category 5 herpicanes and derpquakes along party fault lines. Do not, I repeat do not engage with defeated political adversaries, they're probably experiencing a nauseating time-space jetlag from the GOP reality merging with actual reality, which has a well-known liberal bias. If you detect symptoms like blaming the President for a weather phenomena or accusations that somehow the President travelled through time to steal the election, then please escort him/her to the nearest library. Stay safe, America.

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I'd gladly aid Gretchen Carlson in fulfilling this task.

Maddow is WAY hotter. Wait. What?



I am so confused right now.

pot meet kettle.

Though to be fair without Fox *cough* "news" *cough* we wouldn't have gotten the hilarious cavalcade of weapons grade retards to point and laugh at during the GOP primary.

In order to stay on pace the next GOP primary will consist of Cletis from the Simpsons a guy named Larry, his brother Darrell, his other brother Darell and every redneck ever interviewed for the evening news after a 'twister dun gone through his trailer park.

I'd gladly aid Gretchen Carlson in fulfilling this task.

If Romney wins, the ammount of smug will turn Fox news into an even more unbearable thing to watch.

If Obama wins, Fox news will be no more, and it will now be the Fox Resistance Army for the Recovery of America.

MayoSlather: Lame-stream liberally biased libtard libby lib media can't do anything right. That's why I go to Fox News to get all my facts.

You forgot to put quotes around facts.

MayoSlather: Lame-stream liberally biased libtard libby lib media can't do anything right. That's why I go to Fox News to get all my facts.

Good plan. Otherwise you might be exposed to Libfacts™.

I roflmaoed.

Pants full of macaroni!!: Ah yes, the old canard that FOX NEWS IS NOT PART OF THE MEDIA.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Kettle you are so black

Persnickety: Thunderpipes: stuffy: Why is Fox "News" still aloud to use fair and balanced tag? Clear case of false advertising.

All studies done have showed Fox to be pretty center. It is the rest of the media that is far, far left. Because this message board is a far left message board, of course Fox seems right.

Yes, I'm sure ALL of the studies ever done conclude this. How could it not be so?

You doubt some random dude on the internet quoting "all studies" coming to some ridiculous unscientific sounding conclusion?

You must be new here.

"If you were President Obama, you got the best of coverage and photos of you with halos around your head. "

Oh c'mon... Mittens got the same....





Second paragraph.. and the article is already full of shiat. 

OldStyle: I love how the article doesn't really mention the biggest criticism of Romney, namely that he's not held a consistent position on any of his campaign points. Funny how you left that out, Fox. Cause I've heard concern about that in the media hundreds of times more often than I've heard them bring up his faith.

To be fair he has been consistent on FEMA unless I missed something, I haven't had power in a while.

On Fox News today they're spending a lot of time running stories about "possible" voter fraud incidents. I guess their plan is to watch their guy lose, and then spend the next few weeks/months moaning about how it was impossible for Obama to win without cheating.

Thus the news cycle is revitalized, ads sell, consumers consume, and the powers-that-be have exactly what they planned for when they selected the face-man/President years ago.

/voting = masturbation
//minus the joy

I finally tuned in to the E-D show. Absolutely no mention of Viagra, Ciallis or any of that stuff. Just some guy with an extra large head and no neck. Couldn't tell if his ears were pointed or not.

Nogrhi: The containment WILL fail.

Everything will be fine until dickless here turns it off.

"We'll do better next election."

So many FOX haters....

I have noticed we have a lot of "attacks to the source" of this article, but no arguments against the points raised in the article itself. I have to assume from this that nobody here can find any fault with the article and most people here are just a bunch of blind FOX haters.

Thanks everyone for supporting the article with your failure to address it in a substantive manner!!!!

BTW, does anyone know if Biden really said that, and what context it was in? I am asking because I don't watch FOX and I NEVER heard about it from anyone else. I would be really curious to know just how much FOX is spinning it. On the flip side, I know for a fact it can't be as bad as the liberal media spin on "Binder full of women", which in context made 100% sense and was not offensive at all. But you damn sure know the liberal media took that one and tried to run Romeny into the ground with it. If they were unbiased they would have not done that, or would have done the same with Biden.

theknuckler_33: physt: I can't understand how Fox even has the balls to run an article like this. Have a look at their home page and tell me they aren't trying to shape the race. F$cking traitors..

At least they put it on the Opinion tab... because they don't have an 'Alternate Reality" tab.

I preffer my alternative reality with dragons, magic, and shouting people to death.

mbillips: I watched a few minutes of Hannity for teh lulz the other night. The butthurt was flowing, sure, but what really struck me was how Sean Hannity's America is a trackless hellscape ruled by hyenas.

That is unfair to hyenas.

I don't think MSNBC has mentioned the word "Libya" in about a year.

At this point are we still entertaining the charade that Fox News is anything but a propaganda wing for the Republican party??

I can keep telling people I'm 12 feet tall all day long every day it doesn't make it so. Neither does Fox News declaring they are "fair and balanced".

Did they manage to say this and still keep a straight face?

This is just....uh....wow.

They really they are the victims here, don't they. There are going to be some really pissed off people on wednesday.

Ah yes, the old canard that FOX NEWS IS NOT PART OF THE MEDIA.