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2012-11-05 06:44:37 PM
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Skyd1v: Every spring. Every. Damn. Spring.

Mountain ash berries that have been frozen all winter thaw out, releasing the sugars inside. Fermentation starts up, and the dog-awful Magpies show up. And if you don't think they know exactly what they are doing, you are outa your mind. They are there to get their booze on, and in a big way.

For 2 weeks every May my backyard is full of drunk, belligerent Magpies screaming at each other and anyone who approaches. Ain't no meaner drunk then a Magpie drunk.


This is what I imagine they are saying.

Magpie 1: Duude, did you see that hen look at my beak? She wants me.

Magpie 2: No way; she was too busy looking at my feathers; besides, I think she might be into ravens.

Magpie 1: Ravens? Why do you say that?

Magpie 2: Did you see the the way she was shaking her rump and tail? She's got the Edgar Allen Poe fever, if you know what I mean.

Magpie 1: Oh shiat; a human! Let's make fun of him!

Magpie 2: Good idea; Hey, human, your face looks like a grackle.

/ then it's off to the bush for more berries
2012-11-05 02:41:02 PM
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Great video. Few things are funnier than a drunken monkey. 

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2012-11-05 02:35:53 PM
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Every spring. Every. Damn. Spring.

Mountain ash berries that have been frozen all winter thaw out, releasing the sugars inside. Fermentation starts up, and the dog-awful Magpies show up. And if you don't think they know exactly what they are doing, you are outa your mind. They are there to get their booze on, and in a big way.

For 2 weeks every May my backyard is full of drunk, belligerent Magpies screaming at each other and anyone who approaches. Ain't no meaner drunk then a Magpie drunk.
 
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