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(Trebuchet Magazine)   Drunken tweets and mid-air collisions. The avian world discovers the gift of alcohol   ( divider line
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2012-11-05 02:35:53 PM  
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Every spring. Every. Damn. Spring.

Mountain ash berries that have been frozen all winter thaw out, releasing the sugars inside. Fermentation starts up, and the dog-awful Magpies show up. And if you don't think they know exactly what they are doing, you are outa your mind. They are there to get their booze on, and in a big way.

For 2 weeks every May my backyard is full of drunk, belligerent Magpies screaming at each other and anyone who approaches. Ain't no meaner drunk then a Magpie drunk.
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