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(MIT Technology Review)   Physicists use Kinect to create lazer tweezers and a whole new genre of small penis jokes   (technologyreview.com) divider line 14
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2012-11-05 12:18:30 PM  
If there's one thing worse than having a small penis, is getting you already small penis ripped out by laser tweezers.
 
2012-11-05 12:38:51 PM  
Need a shoop of the Kinect chargin' its lazor.
 
2012-11-05 12:47:13 PM  
The Kinect is funny to me. As a Gaming device, it pretty much sucks ten tons of ass.

But as a robotics/science device, it's awesome. Like really awesome. Far more an impact on electronics then most any previous gaming device.
 
2012-11-05 12:53:36 PM  

Antimatter: The Kinect is funny to me. As a Gaming device, it pretty much sucks ten tons of ass.

But as a robotics/science device, it's awesome. Like really awesome. Far more an impact on electronics then most any previous gaming device.


I haven't really used the connect for any of its motion games, but I enjoyed the integration in Mass Effect 3. Saying my dialogue added a little something for me, and I really enjoyed the voice command weapon switching while in battle.

Maybe other peoples' experiences were different though.
 
2012-11-05 12:57:08 PM  

Antimatter: The Kinect is funny to me. As a Gaming device, it pretty much sucks ten tons of ass.

But as a robotics/science device, it's awesome. Like really awesome. Far more an impact on electronics then most any previous gaming device.


I felt the same way until I played this with a group of people and a couple beers:

www.covershut.com
(hot)

Stupid, stupid, fun.
 
2012-11-05 01:03:51 PM  
The Kinect's capabilities as a *booming voice* DEVICE-O'-SCIENCE! *end booming voice* are amazing. We're using it in our lab to measure valgus and flexion angles in the legs of young female athletes to predict if they'll blow out their ACLs. Takes a laborious task that used to take hours and cuts it down to about 30 seconds.
 
2012-11-05 01:12:26 PM  
Forget about a gentleman's penis

To be used to pull out the short & curlies of men & women everywhere for "information gathering"

Not for those who already have it clean & spiffy down there...
 
2012-11-05 01:24:58 PM  

WhippingBoy: Stupid, stupid, fun.


Fruit Ninja Kinect always gets pulled out for me when I have friends over.

/Otherwise I'm mostly using it for it's voice control powers, so I can make myself a sandwich while getting Netflix up and going
//Will have to try that Rabbids game
 
2012-11-05 01:35:18 PM  

the_sidewinder: WhippingBoy: Stupid, stupid, fun.

Fruit Ninja Kinect always gets pulled out for me when I have friends over.

/Otherwise I'm mostly using it for it's voice control powers, so I can make myself a sandwich while getting Netflix up and going
//Will have to try that Rabbids game


xbox next episode.
 
2012-11-05 01:58:00 PM  

Marine1: The Kinect's capabilities as a *booming voice* DEVICE-O'-SCIENCE! *end booming voice* are amazing. We're using it in our lab to measure valgus and flexion angles in the legs of young female athletes to predict if they'll blow out their ACLs. Takes a laborious task that used to take hours and cuts it down to about 30 seconds.


So you used to be required to look at the legs of young female athletes for hours, and now are done in 30 seconds?
 
2012-11-05 03:05:54 PM  

WelldeadLink: Marine1: The Kinect's capabilities as a *booming voice* DEVICE-O'-SCIENCE! *end booming voice* are amazing. We're using it in our lab to measure valgus and flexion angles in the legs of young female athletes to predict if they'll blow out their ACLs. Takes a laborious task that used to take hours and cuts it down to about 30 seconds.

So you used to be required to look at the legs of young female athletes for hours, and now are done in 30 seconds?


Now we've let economies of scale kick in.
 
2012-11-05 03:20:32 PM  

Marine1: valgus and flexion angles in the legs of young female athletes


i.canvasugc.com
 
2012-11-05 04:06:21 PM  
WTF is a lazer?
 
2012-11-05 07:11:01 PM  

andersoncouncil42: WTF is a lazer?


You use it to play tag.
 
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